[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

He probably spreads a net of contagion under the ground.

That man must eat a lot of them. The dye's coming out in his beard!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

It is hard to figure out how Satan has time to plant his evil varieties of mushrooms when he is so busy converting Christians to atheism. His excellent time management makes him an even bigger threat to the world.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

Some mushrooms are from Satan. We have to be careful not to eat those ones. Other mushrooms will be good to eat!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

Scientists have created a new mushroom drug to enslave all humans:

They will make drugs that turns you into a zombie and control you through chips in your brain. That might seem crazy, now, but I know it will happen. Probably in Russia, first.

I just checked some of the menu items at Trump's Mar-A-Lago and could only find one item that had mushrooms in it - "VEGETARIAN CHIMICHURRI PORTABELLA BURGER". I'm pretty sure that Trump is not a vegan.

I know the Democrats have been looking for some Russian "collusion" on Trump but have so far failed to find anything. I just hope that Trump has fired the White House chef that served under Obama.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

I've heard about church pot lucks where casseroles had mushrooms in them. Later, people said they saw Jesus. Are we to believe them?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

Scientists have created a new mushroom drug to enslave all humans:

'Magic mushroom’ enzyme mystery solved
Researchers unravel the biosynthesis of the psychoactive drug psilocybin, making large-scale production a possibility

• http://cen.acs.org/articles/95/web/2...ry-solved.html

They will make drugs that turns you into a zombie and control you through chips in your brain. That might seem crazy, now, but I know it will happen. Probably in Russia, first.

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

What you may all find to be an abomination to Earth sent from Satan I find quite delicious sauteé'd in delicious soy sauce.

I totally agree with you but i would have to add some garlic

[CommunistChrist]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

What you may all find to be an abomination to Earth sent from Satan I find quite delicious sauteé'd in delicious soy sauce.

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

You are clearly not a nice person. Atheist without morals I presume? Can you please leave us alone?

And this is from a man who posts up a counties flag wrong just to get a bite, well lets have a look at your flag shall we. I can see the stripes but i can't for the life of me see any stars.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

but i will happily leave you all alone now

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

I was a nice person until i got insulted on here, but i will happily leave you all alone now i have had a taste of what false religion is and the way you treat genuine people.

Don't bother replying please but i will pray for you all

Right, Mr. Anglican. You'll pray to the queen for us? No thanks.

We worship Jesus.

[Major Ringsore]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

I was a nice person until i got insulted on here, but i will happily leave you all alone now i have had a taste of what false religion is and the way you treat genuine people.

Don't bother replying please but i will pray for you all

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut

You are clearly not a nice person. Atheist without morals I presume? Can you please leave us alone?

[Lisa H]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

Getting shafted by a mushroom is one of my sexual fantasies?????? You disgust me, i thought i was joining a forum of true believers and all i have had so far is false accusations thrown at me by some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut. what a waist of a good afternoon i could of been out saving souls instead of being bombarded by crap.

You are just a pervert who came here to write sick stories to disgust us. So stop your lying.

[Major Ringsore]

Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

Stop making up lies. You posted that story because it is one of your sexual fantasies.

Getting shafted by a mushroom is one of my sexual fantasies?????? You disgust me, i thought i was joining a forum of true believers and all i have had so far is false accusations thrown at me by some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut. what a waist of a good afternoon i could of been out saving souls instead of being bombarded by crap.