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  • #16
    Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Whale Shark is just a name, like a clown fish. A whale shark is not a whale nor is a clown fish a clown.
    The whale shark fits exactly what is described in the Johah scenario.

    Verse 1.

    Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.

    Verse 2.

    Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

    And it doesn't matter when the fish was named. God knew exactly what he was doing when he inspired people to write the only correct version of the Bible (kjv1611).

    Listed as fish, listed as whale... what's the largest fish? The WHALE SHARK.

    So there you have it. PRAISE JESUS!!!

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • #17
      Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      God states clearly that He sent a great fish, and that's good enough for me. Whether the fish was a whale or one of the other giant fishes is of no concern to any decent person.
      Exactly BT; well put.

      People who try to argue minute points of the Bible instead of recognizing it's awesome wisdom are generally homosexuals trying to rationalize having unprotected group sex with anonymous men in city parks. Mentally unstable and rife with disease; they lash out at Baby Jesus and run from His warm embrace. It's a waste of time arguing with them.

      Dean

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      • #18
        Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

        Originally posted by Brother V View Post
        The whale shark fits exactly what is described in the Johah scenario.

        Verse 1.

        Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.

        Verse 2.

        Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

        And it doesn't matter when the fish was named. God knew exactly what he was doing when he inspired people to write the only correct version of the Bible (kjv1611).

        Listed as fish, listed as whale... what's the largest fish? The WHALE SHARK.

        So there you have it. PRAISE JESUS!!!

        YIC
        V
        If the name of the whale shark didnt come around until 1828 and it didnt matter what they called the thing that supposedly ate jonah then the story doesnt matter. Now thats mythology in action. Maybe when they started hearing the myth they had a choice of what to call the story. Here are some choices that i think the writers of the book could have called the story.
        Was the story called:
        a. jonah and the whale shark
        b. jonah and the whale
        c. jonah and the sea monster
        d. jonah and the big fish
        e. jonah and the big whopper fish
        f. jonah and the lying liars
        g. jonah and the fishy story
        h. jonah the bonah
        i. jonah gone wild
        j. the adventures of captain ahab and jonah
        k. keeping up with the jonahs
        l. take this whale and shove it by jonah
        m. jonah and the blue fish comedy tour
        n. nemo and jonah
        o. how to bait whales by jonah
        p. old jonah and the sea
        q. jonah the whale hunter
        r. jonah the fisherman
        s. gettin jiggy with jonah
        t. big fish, little whales by jonah
        u. smokin da ganja by jonah
        v. holy big fish batman by jonah
        w. jonah and the fish alien abductor
        x. sex with fish by jonah
        y. teenage mutant ninja whalemen by jonah
        z. fish gots big mouths likes whales by jonah

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        • #19
          Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

          Originally posted by lsdjflk2j3423lk4jlskdjfsl View Post
          Lots of stuff
          Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
          Can you help here please?

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #20
            Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
            Can you help here please?
            Sister, I have a feeling this is nothing more than a confused sinner. The titles he came up with are blasphemous and his name is nothing but a confusing jumble of letters and numbers.

            I'm thinking he is one of the sinners who turned their backs on Baby Jesus and was banned from these Godly forums. I guess he grew tired of thinking up new names so he just hit a bunch of random keys on the keyboard.
            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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            • #21
              Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

              Fish has been hanging out with his friend "Gerbil" and getting bad ideas.

              Fish do you try and stick your whole head up your boyfriends butt?

              .
              Last edited by Star Finder; 10-13-2006, 05:34 PM.
              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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              • #22
                Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
                Can you help here please?
                What would a psychotic baby burning sloppy second pastors bitch want with my name?

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                • #23
                  Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                  Originally posted by lsdjflk2j3423lk4jlskdjfs View Post
                  What would a psychotic baby burning sloppy second pastors bitch want with my name?
                  Oh, goody! I just woke up from my sojurn to preach The Word(tm) to the disgusting sinners on Maui and..............GONG!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #24
                    Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Oh, goody! I just woke up from my sojurn to preach The Word(tm) to the disgusting sinners on Maui and..............GONG!
                    Haha hello mr pastor man. I want you to preach to me today.
                    Preach to me how you cant ban my ip.
                    Preach to me how you can change my forum name.
                    Preach to me how you can change my post.
                    Preach to me how I can make free email addresses.
                    Preach to me how the name filter wont allow gargalo or liar.
                    Preach to me how you punch little miss talitha in the butt with your wrinkled salami
                    Preach to me how you cant keep me from typing on your forum.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                      Originally posted by lolforumfiltersucks View Post
                      Haha hello mr pastor man. I want you to preach to me today.
                      Preach to me how you cant ban my ip.
                      Preach to me how you can change my forum name.
                      Preach to me how you can change my post.
                      Preach to me how I can make free email addresses.
                      Preach to me how the name filter wont allow gargalo or liar.
                      Preach to me how you punch little miss talitha in the butt with your wrinkled salami
                      Preach to me how you cant keep me from typing on your forum.
                      The Pastor is busy, but...

                      Someone will preach to you though, in person!
                      BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE POSTING FROM.
                      You cannot post anymore when Jesus has sent you to hell, now can you?
                      Praise Him!
                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-13-2006, 06:34 PM.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                        Originally posted by lolforumfiltersucks View Post
                        Haha hello mr pastor man. I want you to preach to me today.
                        Preach to me how you cant ban my ip.
                        Preach to me how you can change my forum name.
                        Preach to me how you can change my post.
                        Preach to me how I can make free email addresses.
                        Preach to me how the name filter wont allow gargalo or liar.
                        Preach to me how you punch little miss talitha in the butt with your wrinkled salami
                        Preach to me how you cant keep me from typing on your forum.
                        That is certainly a disgusting display of negativity. OK, you are being sent off to the corn. Most people get the hint and don't become pests, but never fear! We have the ability, provided by JESUS, to work miracles on the Interweb.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #27
                          Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                          Originally posted by lsdjflk2j3423lk4jlskdjfsl View Post
                          If the name of the whale shark didnt come around until 1828 and it didnt matter what they called the thing that supposedly ate jonah then the story doesnt matter. Now thats mythology in action. Maybe when they started hearing the myth they had a choice of what to call the story. Here are some choices that i think the writers of the book could have called the story.
                          Was the story called:
                          a. jonah and the whale shark
                          b. jonah and the whale
                          c. jonah and the sea monster
                          d. jonah and the big fish
                          e. jonah and the big whopper fish
                          f. jonah and the lying liars
                          g. jonah and the fishy story
                          h. jonah the bonah
                          i. jonah gone wild
                          j. the adventures of captain ahab and jonah
                          k. keeping up with the jonahs
                          l. take this whale and shove it by jonah
                          m. jonah and the blue fish comedy tour
                          n. nemo and jonah
                          o. how to bait whales by jonah
                          p. old jonah and the sea
                          q. jonah the whale hunter
                          r. jonah the fisherman
                          s. gettin jiggy with jonah
                          t. big fish, little whales by jonah
                          u. smokin da ganja by jonah
                          v. holy big fish batman by jonah
                          w. jonah and the fish alien abductor
                          x. sex with fish by jonah
                          y. teenage mutant ninja whalemen by jonah
                          z. fish gots big mouths likes whales by jonah
                          I don't really think there's anything I can add to this post... it's quite unique. It's also quite possibly the most coherent and rational post ever made by an unsaved person.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            That is certainly a disgusting display of negativity. OK, you are being sent off to the corn. Most people get the hint and don't become pests, but never fear! We have the ability, provided by JESUS, to work miracles on the Interweb.
                            Praise JESUS for Pastor Al! There is no one better save JESUS Himself at rebuking the sinners who infest His favorite church and its forum. If anybody can convert this sinner it is you, Pastor.
                            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              That is certainly a disgusting display of negativity. OK, you are being sent off to the corn. Most people get the hint and don't become pests, but never fear! We have the ability, provided by JESUS, to work miracles on the Interweb.
                              No miracles today on your interweb preacher man lol. Pastor gargalo is a liar and whales have no scales.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                                Originally posted by nomiraclestoday View Post
                                No miracles today on your interweb preacher man lol. Pastor gargalo is a liar and whales have no scales.
                                You keep trying, but I keep winning.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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