[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
Can you help here please?

Sister, I have a feeling this is nothing more than a confused sinner. The titles he came up with are blasphemous and his name is nothing but a confusing jumble of letters and numbers.

I'm thinking he is one of the sinners who turned their backs on Baby Jesus and was banned from these Godly forums. I guess he grew tired of thinking up new names so he just hit a bunch of random keys on the keyboard.

[Talitha]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Lots of stuff

Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
Can you help here please?

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Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

The whale shark fits exactly what is described in the Johah scenario.

Verse 1.

Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.

Verse 2.

Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

And it doesn't matter when the fish was named. God knew exactly what he was doing when he inspired people to write the only correct version of the Bible (kjv1611).

Listed as fish, listed as whale... what's the largest fish? The WHALE SHARK.

So there you have it. PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

If the name of the whale shark didnt come around until 1828 and it didnt matter what they called the thing that supposedly ate jonah then the story doesnt matter. Now thats mythology in action. Maybe when they started hearing the myth they had a choice of what to call the story. Here are some choices that i think the writers of the book could have called the story.
Was the story called:
a. jonah and the whale shark
b. jonah and the whale
c. jonah and the sea monster
d. jonah and the big fish
e. jonah and the big whopper fish
f. jonah and the lying liars
g. jonah and the fishy story
h. jonah the bonah
i. jonah gone wild
j. the adventures of captain ahab and jonah
k. keeping up with the jonahs
l. take this whale and shove it by jonah
m. jonah and the blue fish comedy tour
n. nemo and jonah
o. how to bait whales by jonah
p. old jonah and the sea
q. jonah the whale hunter
r. jonah the fisherman
s. gettin jiggy with jonah
t. big fish, little whales by jonah
u. smokin da ganja by jonah
v. holy big fish batman by jonah
w. jonah and the fish alien abductor
x. sex with fish by jonah
y. teenage mutant ninja whalemen by jonah
z. fish gots big mouths likes whales by jonah

[Deaner]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

God states clearly that He sent a great fish, and that's good enough for me. Whether the fish was a whale or one of the other giant fishes is of no concern to any decent person.

Exactly BT; well put.

People who try to argue minute points of the Bible instead of recognizing it's awesome wisdom are generally homosexuals trying to rationalize having unprotected group sex with anonymous men in city parks. Mentally unstable and rife with disease; they lash out at Baby Jesus and run from His warm embrace. It's a waste of time arguing with them.

Dean

[Brother V]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Whale Shark is just a name, like a clown fish. A whale shark is not a whale nor is a clown fish a clown.

The whale shark fits exactly what is described in the Johah scenario.

Verse 1.

Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.

Verse 2.

Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

And it doesn't matter when the fish was named. God knew exactly what he was doing when he inspired people to write the only correct version of the Bible (kjv1611).

Listed as fish, listed as whale... what's the largest fish? The WHALE SHARK.

So there you have it. PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Maybe he's confusing the Word of God with that homersexural cartoon Disney made several years ago....the one with the pedophile wop who has a puppet fetish. Can't recall the name.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/Descript/WhaleShark/WhaleShark.html

The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?


Ready for the next ban

Listen here, you awful little creature, God states clearly that He sent a great fish, and that's good enough for me. Whether the fish was a whale or one of the other giant fishes is of no concern to any decent person.

[Gargalo is my hero]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi...ish/rtypus.htm

Here ya go.

Whale shark, listed as a fish.



Should shut you up.

YIC
V

Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/Descript/WhaleShark/WhaleShark.html

The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?


Ready for the next ban

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Friend,

If you were a Christian you would know only God is capable of that kind of love.

The sure sign of a homer is one who constantly whines about "love" and "peace" all the time. Those have become buzzwords for cut-and-run demoncrats too.

This little sodomite needs some of God's Tough Love, and right now!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

What happened to "Love is patient, love is kind..."

Friend,

If you were a Christian you would know only God is capable of that kind of love.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Creation scientists have studied the lingustics of unsaved trash.
When a sickular such as yourself says "love", he really means one out of 3 things.
All of them sexual:

1 Sodomy, the act of sodomy.
2 Rape, sex with the unwilling.
3 Fornication.

WE KNOW YOUR MIND, YOU FILTHY SINNER, WE KNOW YOUR NATURE!
AND THE SOONER YOU REALISE THIS, THE SOONER YOU CAN BE SAVED! PRAISE JESUS!

What happened to "Love is patient, love is kind..."

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

What makes you think love for animals means I want to have sex with them?

Creation scientists have studied the lingustics of unsaved trash.
When a sickular such as yourself says "love", he really means one out of 3 things.
All of them sexual:

1 Sodomy, the act of sodomy.
2 Rape, sex with the unwilling.
3 Fornication.

WE KNOW YOUR MIND, YOU FILTHY SINNER, WE KNOW YOUR NATURE!
AND THE SOONER YOU REALISE THIS, THE SOONER YOU CAN BE SAVED! PRAISE JESUS!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

...stuff...

What makes you think love for animals means I want to have sex with them?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

I like fish just as I like most of God's creatures. It is not bestiality, get your mind out of the gutter.

Right, just like the pedophile who claims he's normal!
You make me sick!


And ALL animals?!

Fellow Christians! WARNING!
Watch out for this disgusting trash named "Fish".
Don't allow him anywhere near your homes, or your children.
Since he can take being sodomised by an elephant, there's no telling what he's capable of.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

How come you know so much about fish, and even named yourself that?
Your love for bestiality makes Jesus sick!

I like fish just as I like most of God's creatures. It is not bestiality, get your mind out of the gutter.