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  • Gargalo is great
    Obsessed Unsaved Trash
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2006
    • 1

    #1

    Pastor Gargalo = Godly

    Whales with scales?
  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Pastor Gargalo = dumbass

    Unsaved heathen, you shall not use such language on God's Favorite Board! Enjoy hell!
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • Brother V
      True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 3481

      #3
      Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

      Originally posted by gargalo is xenu View Post
      Whales with scales?


      Here ya go.

      Whale shark, listed as a fish.



      Should shut you up.

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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      • Fish
        Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
        On the point of being banned for lying and libel
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Oct 2006
        • 318

        #4
        Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

        Whale Shark is just a name, like a clown fish. A whale shark is not a whale nor is a clown fish a clown.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

          Originally posted by Fish View Post
          Whale Shark is just a name, like a clown fish. A whale shark is not a whale nor is a clown fish a clown.
          How come you know so much about fish, and even named yourself that?
          Your love for bestiality makes Jesus sick!
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Fish
            Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
            On the point of being banned for lying and libel
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Oct 2006
            • 318

            #6
            Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            How come you know so much about fish, and even named yourself that?
            Your love for bestiality makes Jesus sick!
            I like fish just as I like most of God's creatures. It is not bestiality, get your mind out of the gutter.

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #7
              Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

              Originally posted by Fish View Post
              I like fish just as I like most of God's creatures. It is not bestiality, get your mind out of the gutter.
              Right, just like the pedophile who claims he's normal!
              You make me sick!


              And ALL animals?!

              Fellow Christians! WARNING!
              Watch out for this disgusting trash named "Fish".
              Don't allow him anywhere near your homes, or your children.
              Since he can take being sodomised by an elephant, there's no telling what he's capable of.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Fish
                Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Oct 2006
                • 318

                #8
                Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                ...stuff...
                What makes you think love for animals means I want to have sex with them?

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #9
                  Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                  Originally posted by Fish View Post
                  What makes you think love for animals means I want to have sex with them?
                  Creation scientists have studied the lingustics of unsaved trash.
                  When a sickular such as yourself says "love", he really means one out of 3 things.
                  All of them sexual:

                  1 Sodomy, the act of sodomy.
                  2 Rape, sex with the unwilling.
                  3 Fornication.

                  WE KNOW YOUR MIND, YOU FILTHY SINNER, WE KNOW YOUR NATURE!
                  AND THE SOONER YOU REALISE THIS, THE SOONER YOU CAN BE SAVED! PRAISE JESUS!
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Fish
                    Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                    On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 318

                    #10
                    Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    Creation scientists have studied the lingustics of unsaved trash.
                    When a sickular such as yourself says "love", he really means one out of 3 things.
                    All of them sexual:

                    1 Sodomy, the act of sodomy.
                    2 Rape, sex with the unwilling.
                    3 Fornication.

                    WE KNOW YOUR MIND, YOU FILTHY SINNER, WE KNOW YOUR NATURE!
                    AND THE SOONER YOU REALISE THIS, THE SOONER YOU CAN BE SAVED! PRAISE JESUS!
                    What happened to "Love is patient, love is kind..."

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      What happened to "Love is patient, love is kind..."
                      Friend,

                      If you were a Christian you would know only God is capable of that kind of love.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Friend,

                        If you were a Christian you would know only God is capable of that kind of love.
                        The sure sign of a homer is one who constantly whines about "love" and "peace" all the time. Those have become buzzwords for cut-and-run demoncrats too.

                        This little sodomite needs some of God's Tough Love, and right now!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Gargalo is my hero
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 1

                          #13
                          Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                          Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                          http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi...ish/rtypus.htm

                          Here ya go.

                          Whale shark, listed as a fish.



                          Should shut you up.

                          YIC
                          V
                          Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

                          The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.

                          The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?


                          Ready for the next ban

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                            Originally posted by Theliargargalo View Post
                            Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

                            The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.

                            The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?


                            Ready for the next ban
                            Listen here, you awful little creature, God states clearly that He sent a great fish, and that's good enough for me. Whether the fish was a whale or one of the other giant fishes is of no concern to any decent person.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

                              Maybe he's confusing the Word of God with that homersexural cartoon Disney made several years ago....the one with the pedophile wop who has a puppet fetish. Can't recall the name.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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