Science Proves Witches are Real!

[Higgins]

Science again proves what we Christians have known for some time. That witches are real, and that they seem to be attracted to sin and vice.

In a recent study, apparently human precognition (which is just science-y talk for the sin of telling the future) increases when the picture being fortold is erotica. This clearly shows that witches are real and that they are enhancing their powers with vice.

See the actual article:

http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/11/cornell-study-shows-some-proof-to-human-precognition-at-least/

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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I simply can't understand why some people don't believe that witches are real. Why would our wonderful and infallible Lord command us to kill them if they didn't exist?

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Well, I will say this about sickular science. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Of course, if those scientists has bothered to read the Bible instead of messing around with their filthy pictures and witches, they would have already known that witches are real.

"When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee." Deuteronomy 18:9-12

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm not sure why anyone needs "proof" that witches are real.

A witch is someone who practices witchcraft.

There are many. In Western nations, they typically call themselves "pagans", "Wiccans", or "Rosicrucians".

The sin for which witches deserve death, according to God, is not successful witchcraft; it is practicing it at all, successful or no.

You see, attempting to cast a spell -- going through some silly ritual in which you attempt to communicate with demons or imaginary "deities" in order to obtain a desired outcome -- is rebellion against God. It's also mighty silly! Just imagine the witches "calling the corners", as though the entire world is at their command!

Instead, you should enter your private, consecrated Prayer Closet (assuming you are fortunate enough to have a home), recite the Lord's Prayer to God, then ask Him for whatever it is you desire. If you are a True Christian(tm), you will only ask for things suited to His Plan, and He will answer your prayer.

If He does not answer your prayer, that means you've asked for something not in accordance with His Plan. Simple as that.

If you're not a True Christian(tm), well, then you'll have the same luck asking God as you would if you went out in the woods, chanted some meaningless mumbo-jumbo to the air, and begged whatever imaginary "deity" the witches are worshiping these days to send you a pony for Solstice.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Indeed, witches are for real.

My goodness, we had an actual witch menace the Godly President Ronald Reagan!!

Reagan's place in hallowed destiny was a continuing vexation to Satan (and the Soviet Politburo) so Satan beguiled a willing Nancy Reagan and put that foul witch Joan Quigley literally a heart beat away from America's best ever President!

It was years before Nancy's treachery was exposed and the witch threat to the United States was exposed to the Lord's cleansing light! Joan Quigley slithered back into Satan's shadowy world, Nancy will undoubtedly BURN IN HELL for consorting with a know witch, but Praise God, Ronald Wilson Reagan's place in American history as our best President ever was secured by His grace.



The evil witch, Joan Quigley:
(sorry for the dated picture, if anyone has a more recent one, I would be grateful)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Holy Bible tells us that any and all sin is the same as witchcraft.

1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”

Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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The Holy Bible tells us that any and all sin is the same as witchcraft.

Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.

Thank you for that, Pastor. Nancy Reagan remains unrepentant for introducing the sinful threat to the Free World in the form of the witch Joan Quigley into President Reagan's office. I also note Joan Quigley remains unrebuked and free to purvey her sinfulness to Americans to this day.

Having such an evil threat to President Reagan, but yet having him still prevail over the Godless Soviets shows the power of Jesus Christ! If not for President Reagan's resistance to Satan, despite his wife's treachery, we might be living under Soviet hegemony today!!