[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

This is boring, can one of you just ban me or change my post to what you want it to say? Or better yet just delete my posts and threads. You know like in the past?

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

You've never read the Bible? Then why are you here? Are you here to mock us, or to begin your walk to Salvation®? We are here to praise Jesus and to spread the Word™. We will not waste our time with worthless trash like you.

Thanks for wasting your time by posting to me.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

OF COURSE whales don't have scales. If they were being careful about their weight, they wouldn't be so huge.

Im glad you agree pastor gargalo was a liar.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Typical fundamentalist atheist for you. When they lose an argument the start to accuse us of joking. Why don't you call us Nazis while you are at it.

Typical nazi response.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Pastor, your wit is the perfect rebuttal to those sinners who say we Baptist have no sense of humor.

Why, thank you Bobby Joe.
I like to think that pastorized doesn't mean sterile.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Everybody knows that. "Dag" means fish in Hebrew and "dagon" means "little fish" or "dear fish". That's why the Catlicks serve the Pagan god Dagon by wearing a fish head at the top of their own heads.

Pardon me for saying so, but this is (are you ready for it?) old hat.

Pastor, your wit is the perfect rebuttal to those sinners who say we Baptist have no sense of humor.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Whales dont have scales

In Jonah 2:1 (1:17 in English translation), the Hebrew text reads dag gadol (דג גדול), which literally means "great fish."

Everybody knows that. "Dag" means fish in Hebrew and "dagon" means "little fish" or "dear fish". That's why the Catlicks serve the Pagan god Dagon by wearing a fish head at the top of their own heads.

Pardon me for saying so, but this is (are you ready for it?) old hat.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jonah and the leedsichthys lol. Your god didnt even know the name of this fish but you do? The fish that died off over 150 million years ago ate jonah lol. Do you get paid to be a comedian?

I never claimed to know so much about the bible. Ive never read any version of that fairy tale.

Typical fundamentalist atheist for you. When they lose an argument the start to accuse us of joking. Why don't you call us Nazis while you are at it.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I never claimed to know so much about the bible. Ive never read any version of that fairy tale.

You've never read the Bible? Then why are you here? Are you here to mock us, or to begin your walk to Salvation(r)? We are here to praise Jesus and to spread the Word(tm). We will not waste our time with worthless trash like you.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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OF COURSE whales don't have scales. If they were being careful about their weight, they wouldn't be so huge.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Jonah and the leedsichthys lol. Your god didnt even know the name of this fish but you do? The fish that died off over 150 million years ago ate jonah lol. Do you get paid to be a comedian?

Oooooo chile, you is really ignant of history and Creation Science™! The world haven't even been around fo' millions and biilions and trazillions of years. That be a lie from the sin-soaked Darwin worshippers that they uses ta drag you down ta hell with 'em!

I never claimed to know so much about the bible. Ive never read any version of that fairy tale.

That be what yo problem is. If you had bothered to read it, then you would know that the world really be about 6,000 years old. Also, it do not be a fairy tale. Fairy tales is written by furries and pagans to teach they chillrens depravities. It be GOD'S WORD and it be 100% fact! If you doesn't like that, it just be too bad, because every knee gonna bow and every tongue (includin' yo's) will confess that HE is LORD (Philippians 2:10-11). Praise! And then aftah you confess, he gonna dropkick you inta Hell, unless you repent and come to Him befo'e you die.

[targetremains]

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What on Earth are you babbling about? The Biblical Leviathan was a Leedsichthys. And we don't care what Mary did after the Resurrection—she might have become Marty for all we know—but she was most certainly a virgin when she gave birth to Our Savior. For someone who claims to know so much about the Bible, you don't seem to have read much of it.

Jonah and the leedsichthys lol. Your god didnt even know the name of this fish but you do? The fish that died off over 150 million years ago ate jonah lol. Do you get paid to be a comedian?

I never claimed to know so much about the bible. Ive never read any version of that fairy tale.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Whales dont have scales

In Jonah 2:1 (1:17 in English translation), the Hebrew text reads dag gadol (?? ????), which literally means "great fish." The LXX translates this phrase into Greek as ketos megas (????? ?????). The term ketos alone means "huge fish," and in Greek mythology the term was closely associated with sea monsters. (See http://www.theoi.com/Ther/Ketea.html for more information regarding Greek mythology and the Ketos.) Jerome later translated this phrase as piscis granda in his Latin Vulgate. However, he translated ketos as cetus in Matthew 12:40.
At some point, cetus became synonymous with whale (e.g. cetyl alcohol, which is alcohol derived from whales). In his 1534 translation, William Tyndale translated the phrase in Jonah 2:1 as "greate fyshe," and he translated the word ketos (Greek) or cetus (Latin) in Matthew 12:40 as "whale." Tyndale's translation was, of course, later incorporated into the Authorized Version of 1611. Since, the "great fish" in Jonah 2 has been most often interpreted as a whale.

The hebrew bible is correct and the new testament is wrong. HAHA. Science is correcting your bible! Virgin mary wasnt a virgin.... another mistranslation lol. Young woman not virgin.

What on Earth are you babbling about? The Biblical Leviathan was a Leedsichthys. And we don't care what Mary did after the Resurrection—she might have become Marty for all we know—but she was most certainly a virgin when she gave birth to Our Savior. For someone who claims to know so much about the Bible, you don't seem to have read much of it.

[Brother V]

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Doesnt take that much talent nor imagination.

You are perfect for the job then.

YIC
V

[targetremains]

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No, you pervert. It is not meant for stalking at all, but for furthering the Message of God™. It is a short little story meant to scare the beSatan out of you and into accepting Jesus' offer of Salvation®. You can order your choice of thousands of these little gospel-tracts here. I suggest ordering 5 or 10 of each, so that you can have one for yourself and several on your fridge. And they make fantastic gifts, tucked into cards when sinful little twerps are expecting cash. Your soul may be past saving, but others' aren't

I have no use for fictional comic books that arent drawn well. I guess I could draw a chick tract of how science changes the words in the new testament. Doesnt take that much talent nor imagination.