Whales dont have scales

[Lady Sorrow]

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Oh dear Lord, I am going to be sick

This vile creature is lusting after a dead and buried man? How horrible!

[May16]

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But whales don't have scales?! *confused*

[Remy Lebeau]

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We have gonged the little bastard once and for all.

Pastor, your glorious victory over the forces of evil is akin to the epic battle in which Satan and his demons were cast from Heaven. Although the fight was long and arduous the forces of Hell cannot hope to overcome Jesus and His Elect™.

Thou art cast unto DAMNATION, Gong Boy!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What an odd creature. Besides the whole necrophilia thing, what was he talking about, whales and scales?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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We have gonged the little bastard once and for all.

[Marshall]

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Dear Lord in Heaven. This thread is horrible and a shame. When a nooby Homosexual can't even have the common decency to respect the dead then they are truly doomed. He skipped right over other men and young boys and went straight for corpses, appalling. Typical, but appalling.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Is it possible.............before you go forever that you tell us why you are REALLY here?
You plague God's Holy Forum and you seem posessed.

There is no polite way to say this, dear Talitha, but it is apparent the Gonged One has a homosexual crush on a dead Pastor, a Pastor who, by way of some manly rebuking, unleashed the latent poofter within young Gonged; and now he sniffs after the cyber dust that the Pastor left behind, so enamoured is he of one so stern and righteous.

Indeed, Mr. Gonged is possessed by a demon of Necrophiliac Bottomtry - and even more disturbingly, he is the bottom during his warped fantasies ... which wouldn't make for a terribly action-packed daydream whenever he submits to our deceased Pastor, but Gonged appears to be happy with whatever attention he can get.

[Talitha]

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This is just really too easy. You cant ban me and you cant get rid of me. This is not even a challenge. GONG! This is probably my last post.

Is it possible.............before you go forever that you tell us why you are REALLY here?
You plague God's Holy Forum and you seem posessed.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Lol you cant ban me dummy. I keep winning. Whales dont have scales. The bible lied to you. Pastor gargalo is a liar and im glad hes dead lol.

Your life must be REALLY boring, even for a worthless and hellbound sinner.

Jesus exists, Praise Him!
And there is NOTHING you can do about it!
And if God tells you that whales have scales, then so it is.
After all, He created them. You think you know better than God allmighty, you silly child?

You're going to scream and writhe forever in Hell as you BURN, and we True Christians are going to LAUGH AT YOU.
Remember however, that we told you so when this happens! You will be without excuses.
Repent and accept JESUS, you homersexual.

[whalescales]

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Perhaps we could humour him for a while?
We already know how these people keep trying to persecute us.


Awwwww shame, he got banned! Haw-haw

Lol you cant ban me dummy. I keep winning. Whales dont have scales. The bible lied to you. Pastor gargalo is a liar and im glad hes dead lol.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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It was me what done it. Making him scramble around for another free mail server sounded like fun.

[Talitha]

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Perhaps we could humour him for a while?
We already know how these people keep trying to persecute us.


Awwwww shame, he got banned! Haw-haw

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hahahaha....

Here is that idiot child back again! Who wants to ban him this time?

Or....should we let him stay? He doesn't seem to realize that Pastor Gargalo passed home to JESUS back in May.

[unsttoppable]

You dont get it. You cant ban me! You cant win. There is no jesus. Pastor Gargalo is a liar. Now delete this post or change my name but the truth will be heard.