[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Whales dont have scales

You remind me of pee wee herman when he cant win an argument. "I know you are but what am i?" You use the same argument, do you also masturbate in theatres?

Friend,

Let's be adults about this. You have been bested in an argument by Salvation Seeker. This is not surprising since Brother Salvation Seeker one of the best TRUE Christian theologians going. Just congratulation him on another fine victory and move on. This childish name calling is most unbecoming.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

You can't read (or think) too well, can you?

So I'm positive I speak for everyone with any intelligence at all here, when I say this: Take your own advice..
If you can use it more that is... Some people are limited like that. But Jesus can help you!

You remind me of pee wee herman when he cant win an argument. "I know you are but what am i?" You use the same argument, do you also masturbate in theatres?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Everytime you dont believe in a deity you are an atheist. You dont believe in zeus you are an atheist, you dont believe in allah you are an atheist. You dont believe in yahweh you are an atheist. You dont believe in jesus you are an atheist. Use that brain more

You can't read (or think) too well, can you?

So I'm positive I speak for everyone with any intelligence at all here, when I say this: Take your own advice..
If you can use it more that is... Some people are limited like that. But Jesus can help you!

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Well said, Pastor.


Target.. Why don't you check out the definiton for once hmm?


http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/atheist
There you have it, now zip it and admit that you have no clue what you're talking about, moron

Everytime you dont believe in a deity you are an atheist. You dont believe in zeus you are an atheist, you dont believe in allah you are an atheist. You dont believe in yahweh you are an atheist. You dont believe in jesus you are an atheist. Use that brain more

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Whales dont have scales

I'm sure you have, because you are so articulate and persuasive.

Well said, Pastor.


Target.. Why don't you check out the definiton for once hmm?

Main Entry: athe·ist
Pronunciation: 'A-thE-ist
Function: noun
: one who believes that there is no deity
- athe·is·tic /"A-thE-'is-tik/ or athe·is·ti·cal /"A-thE-'is-ti-k&l/ adjective
- athe·is·ti·cal·ly /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adverb

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/atheist
There you have it, now zip it and admit that you have no clue what you're talking about, moron

Common knowledge to whom? Well-known by whom?

Everyone who has read the infallible Word of God.
And the scribe said unto him, Well, Master, thou hast said the truth:
For there is one God; and there is none other but he:
Mark 12:32

As concerning therefore the eating of those things that are offered in sacrifice unto idols,
We know that an idol is nothing in the world, and that there is none other God but one.
1 Corinthians 8:4

^ And let that be a lesson, my Christan brothers, if you see a stupid boodhist "sacrificing" food before their fat idol:
Feel free to take and eat it.

Believers in the norse pantheon would use the same argument for you being tricked by loki. Just trade satan for loki and god for zeus.

But they're deceived by satan so who cares what they think.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Besides the fact that it's common knowledge?

Common knowledge to whom?

It's a well-known fact that Allah (piss be upon him) is a fake "god".

Well-known by whom?

By definition, Satan is the "great deceiver". They are serving something that masquerades as the One True God™, but in reality, they are being deceived. Connect the dots on that one!

Believers in the norse pantheon would use the same argument for you being tricked by loki. Just trade satan for loki and god for zeus.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Whales dont have scales

How do you know that muslims worship satan?

Besides the fact that it's common knowledge? Try this on, for starters. It's a well-known fact that Allah (piss be upon him) is a fake "god". By definition, Satan is the "great deceiver". They are serving something that masquerades as the One True God(tm), but in reality, they are being deceived. Connect the dots on that one!

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Because it says so in the Bible. Pay attention.

How do you know that muslims worship satan?

We believe in God. How can we be "atheist towards" anything, especially real-life demons like Zeus or made-up things like the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

How do you know zeus is a real life demon?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Whales dont have scales

i have convinced people to stop going to church and giving them their hard earned money. They are active atheists today because of what i told them.

I'm sure you have, because you are so articulate and persuasive.

Second, no one here disbelieves in the Muslims' God. We all know Satan is real.

How do you know?

Because it says so in the Bible. Pay attention.

We believe in God. How can we be "atheist towards" anything, especially real-life demons like Zeus or made-up things like the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

First of all, we all believe in the One True God, therefore none of us are atheist towards anything. We all believe in the existence of Deity.

You believe in the existance of your deity. You disbelieve in the existance of the sun god Ra. You are an atheist towards Ra.

Second, no one here disbelieves in the Muslims' God. We all know Satan is real.

How do you know?

Finally, Neither Zeus nor the Flying Spaghetti Monster are deities. The Christian God is the only Deity.

You are an atheist towards the olympian pantheon and the flying spaghetti monster.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Friend, even we here at Landover don't claim people who are
Muslims are atheists. We know they worship satan instead.

How do you know its satan?

Your atheist argument isn't going to convince anyone you are right. In fact, you've never been able to convince anyone you are right.

Probably not on this site, but i have convinced people to stop going to church and giving them their hard earned money. They are active atheists today because of what i told them.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Atheism: a disbelief in the existence of deity. Check merriam webster.

You dont believe in their god, you are an atheist.

False continuum logical fallacy. You can be an atheist towards zeus if you believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

First of all, we all believe in the One True God, therefore none of us are atheist towards anything. We all believe in the existence of Deity.

Second, no one here disbelieves in the Muslims' God. We all know Satan is real.

Finally, Neither Zeus nor the Flying Spaghetti Monster are deities. The Christian God is the only Deity.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother V]

Re: Whales dont have scales

You dont believe in their god, you are an atheist.

Friend, even we here at Landover don't claim people who are
Muslims are atheists. We know they worship satan instead.

Your atheist argument isn't going to convince anyone you are right. In fact, you've never been able to convince anyone you are right.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Friend, athiesm is the belief there is NO god.

Atheism: a disbelief in the existence of deity. Check merriam webster.

Even if I don't believe in the god of Islam, that doesn't make me an atheist.

You dont believe in their god, you are an atheist.

One cannot practice atheism towards anything. One either has no god (atheist) or has one god (monotheist) or many gods (polytheist).

False continuum logical fallacy. You can be an atheist towards zeus if you believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Atheist: one who believes that there is no deity.. AT ALL.
Period.

So you just add words when you want?
Jonah and the whale fish dog.
Jesus dumbass christ.
Holy moses and the pips.
jesus was the son of an imaginary god.
So yeah, you're a mormon.