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  • #616
    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by DrCheddarJoel View Post
    Surely a flat earth would mean that gravitational force would decline towards the edges of the 'disc'? (as gravitational force is directly related to mass).
    Seeing as that someone weighs the same if they stand in either NY or LA isn't this inconsistent with the flat earth theory?
    That doesn't even make sense.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #617
      Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

      Originally posted by DrCheddarJoel View Post
      Surely a flat earth would mean that gravitational force would decline towards the edges of the 'disc'? (as gravitational force is directly related to mass).
      Seeing as that someone weighs the same if they stand in either NY or LA isn't this inconsistent with the flat earth theory?...
      As gravity is inconsistent with a flat earth, the easy thing to do is get rid of gravity.

      Google "Intelligent Falling" for more info.

      ...Also, concerning the use of sundials and the different rates at which shadows produced by them move...are consistent with a round earth. ...
      Please elaborate on how this cannot be consistent with a flat earth.

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      • #618
        Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

        Originally posted by DrCheesyPoof View Post
        Surely a flat earth would mean that gravitational force would decline towards the edges of the 'disc'? (as gravitational force is directly related to mass).
        That makes no sense at all.

        Seeing as that someone weighs the same if they stand in either NY or LA isn't this inconsistent with the flat earth theory?
        Are you sure they do?

        First, there is the variation of gravity with latitude that you alluded to: you weigh about 0.5% more at the poles than on the equator.
        Looks like even your scientists disagree with you. And they say that gravity increases as you near the frozen poles (or, as Landover's Creation Scientheologists say, the "rim of ice and snow").

        Also, concerning the use of sundials and the different rates at which shadows produced by them move...are consistent with a round earth. How does the flat earth theory support this observation?
        If the sun moves in a circle, or even is stationary with the earth turning like a record on a turntable below, the sundial effect would be identical.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #619
          Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

          Just because the bible says something DOES NOT mean it is true. Like unicorns

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          • #620
            Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

            Originally posted by sinnanomo View Post
            Just because the bible says something DOES NOT mean it is true. Like unicorns
            What about them?

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #621
              Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

              Originally posted by sinnanomo View Post
              Just because the bible says something DOES NOT mean it is true. Like unicorns
              Numbers 23:22 Read your Bible!

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              • #622
                Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                Are you saying then that some of the things in the Bilbe aren't true or are you saying that all things in the Bilbe aren't true? If some things in the Bilbe are true then it is possible that all things in the Bible are true is it not? If all things are possibly true then how do you differentiate which may and which may not be true? You can't just pick and choose. The Bible is right and true in so many respects that to not believe that it is all true is just plain ignorant. In the case of unicorns, as the Bible says they are true and you say they are not can you offer some proof that contradicts the Bible? No you can't can you.

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                • #623
                  Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                  Originally posted by Jessi Schurt View Post
                  Numbers 23:22 Read your Bible!
                  Absolutely!


                  Would you want to cross a unicorn? I wouldn't.

                  Originally posted by Jessi Schurt View Post
                  Are you saying then that some of the things in the Bilbe aren't true or are you saying that all things in the Bilbe aren't true?
                  I'm not sure what "Bilbe" is. Sounds like a gay French hobbit.

                  I'm pretty sure that all things said by a gay French hobbit are questionable, at best.

                  If some things in the Bilbe are true then it is possible that all things in the Bible are true is it not? If all things are possibly true then how do you differentiate which may and which may not be true? You can't just pick and choose. The Bible is right and true in so many respects that to not believe that it is all true is just plain ignorant. In the case of unicorns, as the Bible says they are true and you say they are not can you offer some proof that contradicts the Bible? No you can't can you.
                  Ah, now this is good stuff, Jessi. And quite correct.

                  It's not reasonable to think that one part of the Bible is true, but another is not, and somehow think that a mere human can tell the difference. Well said!

                  And as you can see from the picture I've posted above, unicorns are quite real.

                  So are cherubim. But they, like unicorns, were "romanticized" during the Renaissance.


                  These are fantasies of a Catholic pedophile named Raphael. They are not cherubim, and are not Biblical. Note how they gaze lustfully upward, doubtless peeking under the gown of some Papist pervert.


                  This is one attempt to depict a cherub, as described in the Bible.                   Note the distinct lack of "cuteness"; they are terrifying creatures of God, not sweet little babies with wings that poo on you as they fly by.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #624
                    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                    My apologies, but I get so anxious at times that I type too fast in a rush to respond to some things that I read. Sometimes in a rush to type Bible I miss the second "B" altogether and then it just comes out as Bile. And I certainly don't want anyone to get a mistaken view of my feelings toward the Good Book as Bile. I must be more careful.

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                    • #625
                      Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                      Originally posted by Jessi Schurt View Post
                      My apologies, but I get so anxious at times that I type too fast in a rush to respond to some things that I read. Sometimes in a rush to type Bible I miss the second "B" altogether and then it just comes out as Bile. And I certainly don't want anyone to get a mistaken view of my feelings toward the Good Book as Bile. I must be more careful.
                      That would be bad. We also don't want people thinking you are some kind of pervert, sexually obsessed with gay French hobbits named Bilbe.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #626
                        Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                        Glory!!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #627
                          Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                          Isaiah 11:12


                          God said flat earth! Why do people want to argue this fact??? What will they say next.

                          Obama is a Christian??

                          Michelle Obama is not a transsexual???

                          People and their Godless delusions.
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                          • #628
                            Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            God says otherwise.
                            We are not "feelgood" Christians who pick and choose which verses to follow, pal. We are True Christians™, and we follow the entire Bible, word-for-word. Glory!!
                            Since you follow the Bible word for word how many of you have pulled out an eye..or two? Before you all start raising your hands, remember...pictures or it didn't happen.

                            Matthew 18:9 (1611 King James Bible)
                            And if thine eie offend thee, plucke it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eie, rather then hauing two eies, to be cast into hell fire.

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                            • #629
                              Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                              Originally posted by Dave C is Screwed View Post
                              Since you follow the Bible word for word how many of you have pulled out an eye..or two? Before you all start raising your hands, remember...pictures or it didn't happen.

                              Matthew 18:9 (1611 King James Bible)
                              And if thine eie offend thee, plucke it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eie, rather then hauing two eies, to be cast into hell fire.
                              Don't be silly. Once the good pastor was Saved, there were no more offenses. He was created anew (2 Corinthians 5:17), made to be the perfect vessel for the Living Christ (1 Corinthians 6:19). Why, you might think of our dear Pastor Zeke as the Fleshly Exoskeleton of the Son of God! Perfect Holiness inside, loving-kindness outside!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #630
                                Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                                Originally posted by Dave C is Screwed View Post
                                ...Before you all start raising your hands, remember...pictures or it didn't happen...
                                Why should they have to prove anything to you?

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