[Born Again Bob]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

I was addressing another poster's comment "Seriously. Were do you get off calling yourself a Christian if you aren't willing to witness for Jesus? " By showing that you don't have to tell them that they are just going to hell to be witnessing for Jesus, and you can do it in other ways.

Oh, so you agree the world is flat?




Now we're cooking!

[S-C-3-1-3]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Oh, so you agree the world is flat?




Now we're cooking!

No, I agree it has four corners, which could be a sphere...

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

No, I agree it has four corners, which could be a sphere...

Um... could you elaborate on this? I'm interested in hearing how you think a sphere could have four corners.

[S-C-3-1-3]

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*Falls off the edge of the Earth* Weee!!!!!

You people never fail to make me laugh.

I canceled my cable, and whenever I need entertainment, I go on here now! And no, do not worry, no one on this site can tell you that you are going to hell. They like to think that they have the authority to place you there, when they really do not. They will post scripture to support their arguments, but it is always out of context, and the historical context is never taken into account. Read this: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0802/toilet.html. Apparently it doesn't matter how good of a true Christian you are, if you are on the toilet you're not going up with Jesus. I suppose homeless people won't be going to heaven, either, because they will be smelling. It doesn't matter how good of a Christian they are.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

hey will post scripture to support their arguments, but it is always out of context, and the historical context is never taken into account.

I have been waiting for days for you to show me one thing we have taken out of context.

When you say out of context, you mean that you don't like that part and ignore it.

[James Ussher]

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I suppose homeless people won't be going to heaven, either, because they will be smelling.

Well, at least you got something right. There certainly will not be any of that riff-raff in Heaven.

[Pixel Perfect]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Observe, all the maps in the popular game BFBC2 appear flat with 4 corners.



Coincidence? I think now. UNDENIABLE PROOF!

[MentalHaze]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Maps were and are still drawn on a paper that happens to have a square shape and 4 corners. It is no evidence.

Also light can bend with gravity, but you need massive amounts of gravity. Earth in not enough.
Earth also turns around the axes in 24 hourns, that gives the day and night.
The texts ib bible were written 2000 years ago, then they didnt know that Earth was round.

[Humongous]

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[whatamireading]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

This thread made my day. Seriously, thanks to all of you for bringing so much fun to the internet. Circling around states in USA is a little bit different case than venturing straight-forward... But what am I expecting from a bunch of US rednecks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This thread made my day. Seriously, thanks to all of you for bringing so much fun to the internet. Circling around states in USA is a little bit different case than venturing straight-forward... But what am I expecting from a bunch of US rednecks.

Dear Godmocking Monkeyworshiper;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[malpha68]

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Dear Godmocking Monkeyworshiper;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

For calling yourselves, "True Christians", there sure seems to be a lot of hate in this thread. Jesus taught us to love each other. Also, why do you feel the need to condemn someone to Hell? Judgement is God's job. Don't take it upon yourself, because ultimately, what you say doesn't matter. verbally retaliating isn't the same as being 'blessed by persecution'. A true Christian should turn the other cheek because they know that they are truly right. Launching into some desperate ad hominem argument is not the right way to go about things. Maybe if people claiming to be living out God's commands were more loving, more people would turn to Christianity. Isn't that your goal? Christians should want more people in Heaven. You shouldn't want anyone to go to Hell. Try reading the bible:

Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD. -Leviticus 19:18

Judge not, that ye be not judged. -Matthew 7:1

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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For calling yourselves, "True Christians", there sure seems to be a lot of hate in this thread. Jesus taught us to love each other.

There is no hate on our end, friend, merely tough love. We aren't afraid of telling people the Truth of God's Word. We do not water it down or twist Scripture. We are unabashedly honest in spreading the Word to others, even if some hypersensitive fairy might think it's "hateful".

Galatians 4:6 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

Also, why do you feel the need to condemn someone to Hell? Judgement is God's job.

Nobody here is condemning anybody to Hell. We are simply warning others of what happens if they stay upon the wide path! God will judge them and God will send them to Hell. It's all in the Bible.

Try reading the bible:

Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD. -Leviticus 19:18

Judge not, that ye be not judged. -Matthew 7:1

Please do not quote the Bible out of context to suit your personal viewpoints.

Leviticus 19:18 tells us to love our neighbors (i.e., True Christians(tm) not unsaved scum. The Bible commands us to stay away from sinners, thus they cannot be our neighbors (1 Cor 10:20, 2 Cor. 6:14-17, Eph. 5:11, 2 Thess. 3:6, etc.)

Finally, PLEASE read my sermon on Matthew 7:1-5. You clearly do not understand the verse in context, at all.

[Alvin]

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For calling yourselves, "True Christians", there sure seems to be a lot of hate in this thread. Jesus taught us to love each other.

It would seem you presume a lot of things about Jesus that flatly contradict His teachings. Jesus did not teach us to love each other - on the contrary:

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

So why exactly do you misrepresent the LORD's will?



YiC,

Alvin

[biblelove]

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A quick question..... How can there be corners of the earth if it is a flat circle? Earth from space:[oversized demonic image deleted]