[Brother Enoch]

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I am really greatfull that a big ocean separates the USA from Europe.

That ocean wasn't quite big enough to save you when you pissed us off by bombing Pearl Harbor in WWI, now was it Fritz?

[didiboi]

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However, upon receiving Him into me, being filled with His love, I knew then and there that it was simply meant to be.

i thought sodomy was wrong?

[Osef church member]

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About the Bible? I think not!
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Ah ah
Sorry you american "catholics", "scientists" or whatever you are.
Thanks to you, I had a very pleasant afternoon. Please continue trolling that way, you're awesome.

PS : how can I get that epic "flat earth" icon ?

[Redeemed Papist]

Guys, you're all wrong :

About the Bible? I think not!
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[Osef church member]

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Guys, you're all wrong :

[Kurt Gerhard]

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I must say that I have to congratulate you on this forum.

First of all it got me through a really boring day at work. I haven't read such nonsense for a long time. Water cycle not true ? Every possible scientific theory false and coming from the devil ? I honestly wonder how do you function on daily basis.

It is good that you are not in charge of anything. If even half of your insane ideas were to be implemented the civilization would come to a grinding halt and back to the stone age in matter of months. Without the understanding of modern science most of the stuff you have at your homes would stop working not to mention back to preindustrial farming.

I am really greatfull that a big ocean separates the USA from Europe. And maybe because you belive the world is flat you will be simply afraid to come here because of the fear of falling over the edge of the world.

I just pity your children. They do not have a chance to learn what the world really looks like and how it works.

Good thing that my countrymen are dominantly catholic and nonbelivers. The pope at least is quite sensible when it comes to scientific theories so we don't get this kind of nonsense. And atheists in general are logical and rational beings.

One thing I am not certain of is whether you are trolls of epic proportions or just plainly backward and ignorant. On the off chance you are a conglomerate of trolls I commend you the second time for fooling me.

As a closing remark in case of war I hope you will be in charge of using all of the super weapons you have with the amount of grasp you have on the world every single one of the will miss because of f.e. not taking world's shape as a variable when aiming them

Cheers

[Thomas Dalton]

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Also, I'm curious, when you get really ill, what do you do? Go see a doctor or pray until you get better? I hope you know that medicine is based upon science.

Of course I get a reverend to heal me through faith. I confess my sins to him, and I am healed!
James 5:16
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

My brother was not such a fervent believer in Jesus, and God had smitten him with polio. Coincidence? I think not. Even after the most vigorous prayers of us all, he's still lame. He must secretly have masturbated or something.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Dildoboi and the other Atheists, it's time to stop. There is no way we will bring logic to their minds. They have been so heavily indoctrinated that nothing that isn't in the Bible will do anything to them. Scientific arguments are ignored. That or they simply don't understand, which makes them think it is contradictory nonsense. There's nothing we can do about it.

I assure you that we understand the scientific counter-arguments far better than you seem to do. That does not mean we accept them because the Bible tells us not to.

Titus 1:9 Holding fast the faithful word as he hath been taught, that he may be able by sound doctrine both to exhort and to convince the gainsayers.

I'll have to revise my views on religion. I thought religion was a good thing, making the lives of people more meaningful, making them happier. Now I know that in some cases, such as this fundamentalist Christianity, it is merely a product of indoctrination. It makes them fearful and hating. Men who beat their wives, and justify it by using the Bible or by saying it was "God who take control of their body". Either it's cowardice, or just because they don't know better. Religion doesn't make them loving. It makes them hate other religions, atheists and gays (I'm straight, for the record, just defending gay rights), and it makes them use their wives as slaves.

Once again you have it back to front. Many of us are tempted constantly to treat women with respect equal to men and to like atheists and people of other faiths who, on the face of it, seem like reasonable and kind people.

The Bible puts us back on the straight and narrow, however, and how else do we know what God really wants us to do? That's God, not people who pretend they know God but actually made God up inside their own heads.

In their eyes, God is mad with power. He condamns everyone who doesn't worship Him every day, for eternity. I believe that if there really is a God, He is a loving being. I'm sure He wouldn't let people burn in hell just because He programmed them not to believe in Him.

Once again, the Bible tells us that God is all powerful. We aren't making this up just to upset you.

Deuteronomy 6:15 (For the LORD thy God is a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the LORD thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth.

Jeremiah 28:16 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will cast thee from off the face of the earth: this year thou shalt die, because thou hast taught rebellion against the LORD.

That's all, and to all fundamentalist Christians here, I don't hate you, I'm a loving being. Too bad my loving nature will make me suffer in hell, while your hateful way of life will save your souls. I just think it's sad that you have been indoctrinated to live this kind of life, and that you have been so heavily indoctrinated that it makes you think it was all your own choice. I wish your pathetic, narrow-minded way of life grants all of you salvation. Otherwise, all your efforts and sacrifices would have been for nothing.

Yours sincerely,
an agnostic Belgian young man.

It doesn't matter how kind and loving you are; if you don't believe in Jesus you are going to Hell.

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

It's such a shame for you that you are so close to understanding God but your righteous fear of Him is twisted to rejection and burning in Hell rather than entering His loving embrace and accepting Jesus within you.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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Satanic Hogwash Removed

Yours sincerely,
an agnostic Belgian young man.

The only thing you're right about is the fact that you can't do a single thing to change the will of God and the Landover Baptist Church. We are unstoppable.

If you think that we should respect filthy homers such as yourself, then read this:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

If you, in your infinite wisdom can tell us that God doesn't DEMAND our undivided attention then read this:

2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

I could refute your entire post with Scripture but here's just one more for your statement about God not sending nearly everyone to Hell just because He chose to before He made them:

2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Jude 4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.


I simply can't wait until Judgement Day, when Jesus finally flushes the toilet and sends you all swirling straight into Satan's Sewer.

[ArcusAortae]

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Note: I do not really believe I will be condamned and you will be saved. I was being sarcastic.

[ArcusAortae]

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Dildoboi and the other Atheists, it's time to stop. There is no way we will bring logic to their minds. They have been so heavily indoctrinated that nothing that isn't in the Bible will do anything to them. Scientific arguments are ignored. That or they simply don't understand, which makes them think it is contradictory nonsense. There's nothing we can do about it.

I'll have to revise my views on religion. I thought religion was a good thing, making the lives of people more meaningful, making them happier. Now I know that in some cases, such as this fundamentalist Christianity, it is merely a product of indoctrination. It makes them fearful and hating. Men who beat their wives, and justify it by using the Bible or by saying it was "God who take control of their body". Either it's cowardice, or just because they don't know better. Religion doesn't make them loving. It makes them hate other religions, atheists and gays (I'm straight, for the record, just defending gay rights), and it makes them use their wives as slaves.

In their eyes, God is mad with power. He condamns everyone who doesn't worship Him every day, for eternity. I believe that if there really is a God, He is a loving being. I'm sure He wouldn't let people burn in hell just because He programmed them not to believe in Him.

That's all, and to all fundamentalist Christians here, I don't hate you, I'm a loving being. Too bad my loving nature will make me suffer in hell, while your hateful way of life will save your souls. I just think it's sad that you have been indoctrinated to live this kind of life, and that you have been so heavily indoctrinated that it makes you think it was all your own choice. I wish your pathetic, narrow-minded way of life grants all of you salvation. Otherwise, all your efforts and sacrifices would have been for nothing.

Yours sincerely,
an agnostic Belgian young man.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gwynipig
Satan, in the disguise of a snake, convinced Eve into eating the apple from the forbidden tree, thus damning the human race.

gwyn said it was in genesis but couldnt reply as you blocked him from posting his view.

It's not in Genesis.

Since apparently he's in your bedroom with you, tell him to find the Scripture that supports his assertion. Chapter and verse.

you have no right to judge me, even by your own words god decides if i go to hell. if there is a god, im sure he would be very dissapointed in you tonight.

Why is that? Because I follow His commands, and warn you that your deathstyle leads to eternal damnation, and that you can choose to turn from it?

Why would He be disappointed in me for that? You make no sense.

[Jedediah]

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but surely god has already decided what im going to do, so i dont need to worry about judgement day cause im piffleed anywho

Be that as it may, it's not as if you know what God has in store for you in His Plan. It seems to me as though the LORD has brought you here for a reason. As hard as it may be to believe, I too wallowed in sin and perversion before accepting Christ as my personal LORD and Savior at 2:34 PM on October 16, 1998. If you would have asked me before then whether I was counted among Jesus' Elect, I would not have known what to tell you. However, upon receiving Him into me, being filled with His love, I knew then and there that it was simply meant to be. It may very well be that God's intention for you is that you accept His offer of Redemption.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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but surely god has already decided what im going to do, so i dont need to worry about judgement day cause im piffleed anywho

Dear Dildo boy:

Exactly where does it say that in the Holy Bible?

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[didiboi]

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but surely god has already decided what im going to do, so i dont need to worry about judgement day cause im fucked anywho