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The Panda - The Lord's Work in Action in the Animal Kingdom?
Stupid, stuck in a hole in a cave.
Last week I saw a documentary about the stupid panda and it got me thinking about whether or not we are seeing the work of God in progress and a traitor in our midst.
According to the show I was watching, it was very sappy, there are only like 1500 of these things left. (200 more are kept as pets or in zoos.) Now, the liberals get all wishy-washy whenever someone brings up the plight of the panda, all this nonsense about them being extinct within a generation and blah blah, BUT if you think about it, it is obviously God's will that this animal be eliminated. Why? Because the panda has gone wrong somehow, possibly by choice, possibly because it is rebelling.
Some facts - there are points in the Bible that speak out against these traits in man, however since the panda is not a man it needs to be judged differently. OR DOES IT?
- The panda is an amazingly lazy creature. It's slothitude is only equalled by the sloth itself.
- Homosexuality is not uncommon among pandas.
- Pandas will watch, and enjoy, pornography for the sake of mating with a female panda.
These points go to show that the panda no longer is the way the Lord created it.
- The panda only eats one type of food. They do not make any attempt to broaden their pallet and if that one food stops growing they starve to death. Surely, this was not the way this animal was originally created by Him but rather a new punishment.
- The panda poops like 50 times a day. No way the Lord intended that type of thing or we'd all be knee deep in panda poop.
These points show what God is doing about the panda in order to eradicate it.
- Pandas show no interest in procreating.
- Their numbers continue to dwindle.
- They continue to show a drop in intelligence.
- Male pandas care nothing for their offspring.
- Female pandas will abandon their young if they are weak.
Fun Panda Fact!
Teddy Roosevelt, Jr. was the first person to shoot a panda.
I should point out that I am not a scientist, and that others here on the forum are probably more knowledgeable about pandas than I am, but think about it: I'm pretty sure this is God's way of saying the panda has forsaken him and that it's days are numbered.
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