[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The "Big Bang"

I got infractions on this post, but why? Is everyone blind to the truth? The Great Ones are real! Your god is false!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Well aren't you clever? Do you fancy yourself the only wad of unsaved scum to have waltzed into our Godly forum spewing hate and filth? We've seen it all before, pal.

You are going on moderation the next time I find that gibberish in one of your posts OR signatures. Got it? This is a CHRISTIAN forum! We do not tolerate God mockery here!

[VictoryOS]

Re: The "Big Bang"

Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Trying to pronounce these words reminds me of the chest cold I had back in the winter. Is this really where you've placed your faith?

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: The "Big Bang"

They had a man named H.P. Lovecraft do that for them.

Indeed, he was the best writer ever.

I shall tell you know how creation really happened: it were the Great Ones who created the Earth.
You might say:"How come that we have never them?" That is because they went into a deep sleep aeons ago when the stars were wrong. They will rise again, when the stars are right, because then, great Cthulhu will rise from R'lyeh and wake the Old Ones.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

I got infractions on this post, but why? Is everyone blind to the truth? The Great Ones are real! Your god is false!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: The "Big Bang"

If the Great Ones are that Great, how come they didn't write a book?

Never heard of the Necronomicon?
It contains lots of information about them.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The "Big Bang"

If the Great Ones are that Great, how come they didn't write a book?

They had a man named H.P. Lovecraft do that for them.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The "Big Bang"

I shall tell you know how creation really happened: it were the Great Ones who created the Earth.
You might say:"How come that we have never them?" That is because they went into a deep sleep aeons ago when the stars were wrong. They will rise again, when the stars are right, because then, great Cthulhu will rise from R'lyeh and wake the Old Ones.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

If the Great Ones are that Great, how come they didn't write a book?

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: The "Big Bang"

I shall tell you know how creation really happened: it were the Great Ones who created the Earth.
You might say:"How come that we have never them?" That is because they went into a deep sleep aeons ago when the stars were wrong. They will rise again, when the stars are right, because then, great Cthulhu will rise from R'lyeh and wake the Old Ones.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The "Big Bang"

Actually they both count you piffleing idiot

I suppose you are correct, mine counts as 10/10, his counts as 0/10. Thanks for the correction.

[Heroine]

Re: The "Big Bang"

The correct grammar is "with which I, as a 16 year old, would have problems."

Get your father's permission before you post any more rubbish. The Bible recommends stoning wayward sons.

Actually they both count you fucking idiot

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The "Big Bang"

I wasn't sure where to post this news item, so this might as well be as good a place as any:



How do they measure this stuff?

With a guessing stick like all "scientists". Anyhoo, "The smallest black hole"? That's ridiculous. It's like that "largest Bonsai tree in the world" that my nephew Zebulun sold to Mrs Bathfire - nigh on 60 foot tall it was!

[Nobar King]

Re: The "Big Bang"

Thanks for your explanation. I had never considered the goat that way. As for the light emiting from Heaven: shouldn't that be visible from all directions at the same intensity?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: The "Big Bang"

How do they measure this stuff?

The truth, of course, is that they aren't really measuring anything like what they think they are measuring, since the stars are small points of light on the firmament of the heavens which a large billygoat can cause to fall to the Earth:

Therefore the he goat waxed very great.... it cast down some of the host and of the stars to the ground, and stamped upon them. Daniel 8:8-10

What the scientists are really measuring is the variation in the emission of light from Heaven, which God probably made oscillate in the first place just to screw with the astronomer's minds:

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness. 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The "Big Bang"

We all know god doesn't exist.

N00bs.

Oh, "we" all know this, huh? I defy you to prove that God doesn't exist!

By the way, we are here to glorify Jesus. Why are you here?

[n0thing]

Re: The "Big Bang"

We all know god doesn't exist.

N00bs.

[Nobar King]

Re: The "Big Bang"

I wasn't sure where to post this news item, so this might as well be as good a place as any:

Smallest Black Hole Ever Discovered Has Amazing Tidal Force

ScienceDaily (Apr. 2, 2008) — Using a new technique, two NASA scientists have identified the lightest known black hole. With a mass only about 3.8 times greater than our Sun and a diameter of only 15 miles, the black hole lies very close to the minimum size predicted for black holes that originate from dying stars.

"This black hole is really pushing the limits. For many years astronomers have wanted to know the smallest possible size of a black hole, and this little guy is a big step toward answering that question," says lead author Nikolai Shaposhnikov of NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md. The tiny black hole resides in a Milky Way Galaxy binary system known as XTE J1650-500, named for its sky coordinates in the southern constellation Ara. NASA's Rossi X-ray Timing Explorer (RXTE) satellite discovered the system in 2001. Astronomers realized soon after J1650's discovery that it harbors a normal star and a relatively lightweight black hole. But the black hole’s mass had never been measured to high precision.

How do they measure this stuff?