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  • Talitha
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Some orientals are whiter skinned then most white people, of course.
    That's ridiculous!
    How can you have a false Ornamental?
    If they 'aint got yeller skin, slitty eyes and can't say the letter "L" then they just 'aint Ornamental at all.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Some orientals are whiter skinned then most white people, of course.

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  • Brother Guy Bayard
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    I have it on good authority that orientals are stained yellow inside and out from guzzling litres of soy sauce from the cradle to the grave.

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  • JennyD
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Abdiel Sandwich View Post
    Fascinating discussion.

    I will have to discuss the matter with my good, God fearing Christian "Oriental" wife.

    I'm sure she will find a better reason for her affliction than I can.

    Nevermind, I just called her using the newfangled devil technology "cellular telephone" and she informs me it is likely original sin and not "mongoloidism", as her intelligence seems above reproach in her career as a physician and surgeon.

    I will need to pray on this, as I was not aware that Canaanites, Levites, and others could be used as examples of impurity similar to Asians.

    I can assure you, her faith is strong and involves our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, not Budder or Ancestors or Incense or other horsepucky.

    I had better check the attic to be sure though.
    My suspicious nature has been aroused.

    I thank you kindly for your wisdom brothers.

    My eyes have been opened.
    How precious, you have an imaginary friend!

    Is she award-winning actress, Lucy Liu?

    I have a friend named Jesus. He's invisible, but not imaginary. He's as real as Hell and angels and demons and cherubim and seraphim.

    Would you like to meet Him?

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  • Dr. Zaius
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Has anyone done a study to determine whether the yellowness is caused by soybeans or tofu? Maybe all that white stuff is diluting their skin color?

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    That's brilliant, brainiac.

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  • Sacha-DG
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
    You clearly have never seen an ocean. The ocean is blue and the sky is blue. Is it really so hard to comprehend that in large amounts water reveals its true colors. Clearly, the air around us is not blue. No matter how far off into the distance you look nothing takes on a blue hue. The only logical explaination is that the upmost reaches of the sky is a grand ocean in itself.
    But when the weather is overcast, the water appears grey. When I stand over the water's edge, I see myself reflected in it. When the sun is setting over the horizon, I see its light reflected on the water. This leads me to conclude that water has reflective properties.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    How does it show that race doesn't matter in a sense in which it doesn't also show that sex and slave/free status don't matter?
    Well tell me what you think it means?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    But this piece of doctrine shows well why race doesn't matter, which was what we were talking about.

    Or could you twist this passage in to saying something else?
    How does it show that race doesn't matter in a sense in which it doesn't also show that sex and slave/free status don't matter?

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    You don't form sound doctrine by cherry-picking one verse of Scripture while ignoring its context. Let's look at the example you just gave. If there is "neither male nor female" (Gal. 3:28 KJV), does that mean that we can ignore the Bible's commandments on appropriate male and female behavior and even allow same-sex "marriage"?
    It obviously does not, and I hope some of the denser out there (you know who you are) can see thru your rhetorical question. Jesus will never allow same sex marriage.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    You don't form sound doctrine by cherry-picking one verse of Scripture while ignoring its context. Let's look at the example you just gave. If there is "neither male nor female" (Gal. 3:28 KJV), does that mean that we can ignore the Bible's commandments on appropriate male and female behavior and even allow same-sex "marriage"?
    But this piece of doctrine shows well why race doesn't matter, which was what we were talking about.

    Or could you twist this passage in to saying something else?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Galatians 3:28

    There is no longer Jew or Greek, there is no longer slave or free, there is no longer male and female; for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.




    God doesn't mind.
    You don't form sound doctrine by cherry-picking one verse of Scripture while ignoring its context. Let's look at the example you just gave. If there is "neither male nor female" (Gal. 3:28 KJV), does that mean that we can ignore the Bible's commandments on appropriate male and female behavior and even allow same-sex "marriage"?

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Originally posted by ThankGOD View Post
    Know what caused the great depression? Gambling

    Know who suffered the worst? The gamblers

    Know who else was affected? The rest of the world!

    God was not punishing his own holy land... he was punishing the sinners who try to corrupt it! Of course, if the holy land suffers... so does the rest of the world.
    Gambling? you know The great depression led to a much greater legalization of gambling in the united states .

    Well the USA was punished with JFK, great depression, terrorist attacks, immigration, california

    Too much to bare witness to.

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  • ThankGOD
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    Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

    Know what caused the great depression? Gambling

    Know who suffered the worst? The gamblers

    Know who else was affected? The rest of the world!

    God was not punishing his own holy land... he was punishing the sinners who try to corrupt it! Of course, if the holy land suffers... so does the rest of the world.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Originally posted by ThankGOD View Post
    Actually I agree with you there. Without Jews and Greeks the world WOULD be closer to Christ.

    Sadly this is not the case


    Oh... and God DOES mind and he will bring down his righteous wrath on all non-white non-christian blasphemers... Ever heard of Hiroshima?
    Ever heard of the great depression? Ever heard of JFK?!?!

    America has been greatly punished too. Not many nations have escaped unscathed. There are few conclusions to draw down the God loves/doesn't love-this-or-that-country path.

    Still, as the Bible says, there is no problem with marrying other races. And judging entire races by stereotypes is also what we call racist. And we are all supposed to be one in Christ Jesus, so that's a no no.

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