[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone doesn't know this, you vile perverted witch. Kindly show us where in the KJV Bible it says that the story of Noah is a fable rather than a literal, historical event.

aaaah, Pastor. Ever the voice of Christian love. I've just got back from a fascinating trip to the Congo. The Christian women there are on an equal footing with the men, for starters.

We had many talks about things like "Did Noah's Ark exist?" and ""Was Christ truly resurrected bodily?" and "Which bits of the bible are clearly wrong so we can stop believing in those because people will just think we're silly?"

They have an ancient culture and just found it ridiculous that God would kill everyone and that a world flood was even possible. I found myself agreeing with them more than I disagreed. They have opened my eyes to what God really is.

Since my return many of my parishioners have come to understand God in the same way. He is a force of nature...

Open your heart and it's easy to see which bits of the bible are just wrong. Jesus was, after all, a great man and His words must have been twisted, wherever they seem vile or hateful. The God I love and the Jesus I pray to is kind and open to negotiation over what is right for this day and age. I hope that helps.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

Mark my word, you are not going to find God a loving and wonderous source of love and happiness. God is angry that you have allowed Satan to influence you thinking as to the factual accuracy of His Bible.

If you want to see a loving and wonderous God, forget whatever group you are with and join the True Christians™ at Landover Baptist.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

Everyone doesn't know this, you vile perverted witch. Kindly show us where in the KJV Bible it says that the story of Noah is a fable rather than a literal, historical event.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Everyone knows that Noah's ark isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, the bible authors didn't know about kangaroos or sloths or Galapagos marine iguanas.

This doesn't mean God's not a loving and wondrous source of love and wonder and happiness, though.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Yes I shown you evidence but
and it innt just roks there is more
but nobody nobody here cares
so there is no point in presenting more evidence

But your not presenting any evidence. You're just stating facts.

You can prove anything with facts: don't be so naive.

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Yes I shown you evidence but
and it innt just roks there is more
but nobody nobody here cares
so there is no point in presenting more evidence

Now you're getting it. We don't care about silly measurements made by people conspiring to convince our children there is no God and that everything God told us is a lie. We're not bothered what you think is true. You are wasting your time trying to convince a single True Christian™ that the Bible is a lie by browbeating them with what you consider to be facts.

Get over yourself and go and live your empty life believing in nothing until God burns you when He kills you.

Revelation 20:11-15
And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[{Anna}]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Yes you do. You tell us that there was no flood and we should think there was no flood because of rocks and the way things move in the firmament or some such nonsense.

We have what we ought to think all spelled out in the Bible, so why don't you just leave and spend whatever time you have left before God burns you forever not being hideous to other people who believe in the Truth®!

Yes I shown you evidence but
and it innt just roks there is more
but nobody nobody here cares
so there is no point in presenting more evidence

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

I do not tell you what to think
I showed you evidence
You think what you want

Yes you do. You tell us that there was no flood and we should think there was no flood because of rocks and the way things move in the firmament or some such nonsense.

We have what we ought to think all spelled out in the Bible, so why don't you just leave and spend whatever time you have left before God burns you forever not being hideous to other people who believe in the Truth(r)!

[{Anna}]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Why do you scientists always want to control people's thoughts? What's wrong with you? Does the idea of free people believing in God without you being able to tell them what they should be thinking scare you?

Here at Landover we don't let anyone tell us what to think - we leave that to God!

I do not tell you what to think
I showed you evidence
You think what you want

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

That was a thought experiment

Why do you scientists always want to control people's thoughts? What's wrong with you? Does the idea of free people believing in God without you being able to tell them what they should be thinking scare you?

Here at Landover we don't let anyone tell us what to think - we leave that to God!

[{Anna}]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Yes... theoretical things are made up... so now we're back to the simple fact that God's great flood is the Truth® and theories like the earth being millions of years old are just stuff that's as ridiculous as floating teapots. You just destroyed your own argument.

Jesus wins again!

That was a thought experiment

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

That was theoretical

Yes... theoretical things are made up... so now we're back to the simple fact that God's great flood is the Truth(r) and theories like the earth being millions of years old are just stuff that's as ridiculous as floating teapots. You just destroyed your own argument.

Jesus wins again!

[{Anna}]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Find me one single person that worships something as ridiculous as an ancient floating teapot. You're just making it up.

That was theoretical

In an unpublished article entitled "Is There a God?" commissioned in 1952 by Illustrated magazine,Russell suggested the following thought experiment to illustrate the burden of proof and falsifiability:


If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense.
If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in acient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.

The existence of this teapot cannot be disproved. We can look and scan the skies almost for eternity, and it may always just be the case that it wasn't in the place we looked - there may be another spot we've overlooked. However, given the absurd nature of the specific example, the teapot, we would rightly infer that absence of evidence is evidence of absence. Russell's audacity in the thought experiment was to question why people don't like to apply the same, sound, logic to the existence of any particular deity; there is no difference in the evidence base provided, therefore there is no reason to assume a God and not a celestial teapot.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Point is if he told floating teapot story in ancient times
today it would be religione

Find me one single person that worships something as ridiculous as an ancient floating teapot. You're just making it up.

[{Anna}]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

1: How can fossils prove the Big Bang

They can't-they prove evolution

2: Evolution was created so that atheists can have anal sex with each other.

No-evolution was created so that scientists can explain fossils and other
evidance of evolution

3: If you get a cold does that make you immune to all colds or just the one you caught? How can a virus (not alive) evolve if it is dead. Do rocks evolve? Don't be stupid.

I didn't sead that virus evolve,just adapt and become imune to antibiotics

4: Pathogens are the result of sin.

A pathogen(colloquially known as a germ) is a microorganism in the widest sense, such as a virus,bacterium,prion,fungus that causesdisease to its host

Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

It was Eve's fault.

5: How is it a false dilema. Either God is real or He is not. As He is real there is only one choice.

Not that,you tell that evolution isn't correct so creationism must be,withaut considering third opcione

Checkmate.

YIC

Some informacions
Virus
Disease
Host
And what do you think abaut Continental drift

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_drift