[Lynne the lezbo (Quarantined)]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Dear friend:

We'll believe in it as soon as you can show us where it is in the King James Bible.

Then it must only mean one thing, Pastor.

The KJB is false.

Have a good one.

Lynne out

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

So, you do not believe in the REAL periodic table, that contains the true elements?

Wow.

Dear friend:

We'll believe in it as soon as you can show us where it is in the King James Bible.

[Lynne the lezbo (Quarantined)]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

So, you do not believe in the REAL periodic table, that contains the true elements?

Wow.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

you cleary did chemistry enginering

What would be the point of that? The Lord tells us all it is necessary to know.

if uranium is heat and earth why don't you work in the red zone of a nuclair plant

I am now retired, I do not require to work and if I had ever wished for a change of career, I would have consulted Jesus, not you.

[Alsnoy]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

hahaha

you cleary did chemistry enginering

if uranium is heat and earth why don't you work in the red zone of a nuclair plant

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

How can you account for all the other known elements? E.g. Uranium, oxygen, nitrogen etc etc and all the others not on this periodic table but on the other one posted by SkeptiCobey. There are massive flaws in your periodic table I'm sorry to say.

hahaahaha nice thread
where is platinum and uranium or wolfram
the elements like fire I would like to see them!
and coal is oxygen and carbon together

Are you conjoined twins, separated and brain-damaged at birth?

Uranium is earth + heat
Oxygen is dephlogisticated air
Nitrogen is phlogisticated air
Platinum is probably an offshoot of lead being gray and heavy
Wolfram seems to be some godless interweb page.

[Alsnoy]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

hahaahaha nice thread
where is platinum and uranium or wolfram
the elements like fire I would like to see them!
and coal is oxygen and carbon together

[Mordecai]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

How can you account for all the other known elements? E.g. Uranium, oxygen, nitrogen etc etc and all the others not on this periodic table but on the other one posted by SkeptiCobey. There are massive flaws in your periodic table I'm sorry to say.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Wrong. Right

I have no idea what this means? Are you threatening to suicide bomb us if we don't accept some other version that what you are dictating to us?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

I clicked that link and it is Godless! Where is the hope of Salvation, are we to be reduced to mere atoms, when there are whole and Godly substances? I will run up the flag of Biblical Science to proclaim God's Victory over secular sin:

[SkeptiCobey]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Wrong. Right

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Is excrement an element? As in Ezekiel 4:12....


Or piss? Like Isaiah 36:12.

Just a thought...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

The table has now been updated with

Salt: As Lot’s wife was turned into Salt, and there would be little point turning her into anything complicated, Salt has been declared an element.

Dross. This is found mixed with Silver and can be extracted. It is no good for anything else, so it is an element.

Tin We are informed that “things are made of tin”. There is no note of anyone mixing anything to make the original tin, so it is an element.

Mystery and Faith: Omissions from the original list that concentrated on the Old Testament. As one can have “an air of Mystery” or “an air of Faith” these are clearly rightly placed in the “Air” Group. They are heavier than air because we all know that “an air of mystery” either descends on something or “pervades something”; if they were lighter than air, they would just float away.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Always willing to help with a scientific investigation. It's pronounced pookh, whre the "kh" is pronounced like you're clearing your throat to hock the world's biggest loogie, but more gutteral, i.e., just like pronouncing any word in Dutch.

Many thanks. I am taking it through the great vowel and consonant shift of Babel.

I will report back later.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements

Ah, Brother Smith, I knew there was something I wished to ask you with your language skills and all -
Could you give a phonetic pronunciation of the squiggles? I've a feeling it may help.

Always willing to help with a scientific investigation. It's pronounced pookh, whre the "kh" is pronounced like you're clearing your throat to hock the world's biggest loogie, but more gutteral, i.e., just like pronouncing any word in Dutch.