[Jedediah]

Re: LOCH NESS MONSTER DISPROVES EVILUTION!

IMO the smart heathens who believe in evolutionist science are representatives of satan. And the foolish heathens who believe in evolutionist science shouldn't have been born at all.

While this is an understandable sentiment, it is not Biblical. God has a purpose for everything and everyone He creates. God has put evilutionists in our lives as part of His Plan.

II Thessalonians 2:11-13
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Their purpose is to be hurtled, head-over-heel, into the fiery pits of hell. God created them with eternal damnation specifically in mind. As Christians, we should take this as a reminder of how fortunate we are to have been predestined to be unsullied by so-called "rational thought" and unshackled from the confines of an addiction to sin and perversion. I'm sure that when we are all together in Heaven, singing praise songs for all eternity, that God will frequently remind us about those He created who are in hell, to remind us how much He loves us.

[Diaper sniffer]

Re: LOCH NESS MONSTER DISPROVES EVILUTION!

Thank you for sharing those picture, Professor Gossamer!

Where is that dinosaur zoo? And how do they keep them in with that tiny fence?

It will be difficult for anyone to steal these giant sculptures, so they are perfectly safe in them small fences

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: LOCH NESS MONSTER DISPROVES EVILUTION!

It will be difficult for anyone to steal these giant sculptures, so they are perfectly safe in them small fences

I think the more logical answer is that they can't jump (same with an elephant).

YiC,

Zech

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: LOCH NESS MONSTER DISPROVES EVILUTION!

My Brothers, new footage of Loch Ness has arrived via dispatched Loch Ness Creation Science Researchers, that have had to tolerate the ear splitting bag-pipes due to their location, and less than satisfactory cuisine, that surrounds the area.

Once again, evilution falls on its face and atheist scientists are shown to be the failed vacuum cleaner salesmen, that they are, once again.

Praise!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: LOCH NESS MONSTER DISPROVES EVILUTION!

An update on this thread. Glorious new data are available!




Job 40:15-16
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.

There is new evidence that falsifies evolution completely and irrevocably. Sometimes Jesus uses strange and surprising tools to convey this message and this time it is a Godless Swiss man that provides us the evidence! Glory! This man has searched the Google Earth images and seen the Loch Ness monster (it is of the dinosaur kind and, to be more precise, of the plesiosaurs).



This high-quality image published in a respectable secular newspaper will cause lots of panic and desperate attempts to disregard it among the evil lotion heretics but, as always, the Truth™ of Jesus wins. The whole theory of Darwinism is based on the assertion that dinosaurs lived 70 million years ago. When this theory crumbles, there is no longer any proof for God's Creatures changing over time. The evil lotion atheists have claimed that the dinosaurs changed into birds. This is preposterous as dinosaurs are still around!

And this is not the ONLY recent evidence of dinosaurs living at present. A man from Godless Scotland has also taken a photograph of this dinosaur and published his findings in the same newspaper.

Here you can see the dinosaur hiding under the highest wave:


For us Creation Scientists this is crystal clear, but for the skeptics the researcher has provided a clarifying drawing to show in detail the head of this Behemoth!


As the evil lotion theory is now effectively dead, only recent Creation remains an option. Millions of young souls can be saved when they no longer have to listen to the slimy lies of science classes. Glory!

John 8:44
Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

While it is of course not very polite to rejoice over the defeat of your enemies, the above verse shows that this is indeed a severe loss for Satan and I sure am waiting to see the awkward attempts of atheists to dismiss these data!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer