LOCH NESS MONSTER DISPROVES EVILUTION!

[Jedediah]

Friends,

As many of you know, I teach Creation Science, theomathematics, and New Testament to a homeschooling group that my sons are a part of. We recently obtained new biology textbooks from Accelerated Christian Education, and in the course of preparing lesson plans, I came across the following damning evidence against the false doctrine of evilution:

Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the `Loch Ness Monster' in Scotland? `Nessie,' for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur.

Could a fish have developed into a dinosaur? As astonishing as it may seem, many evolutionists theorize that fish evolved into amphibians and amphibians into reptiles. This gradual change from fish to reptiles has no scientific basis. No transitional fossils have been or ever will be discovered because God created each type of fish, amphibian, and reptile as separate, unique animals. Any similarities that exist among them are due to the fact that one Master Craftsmen fashioned them all."

Incontrovertible Proof of God's Hand in Our Creation

Blinded by their hatred for God and their addiction to sin, atheists and other satanists love to point to dinosaur bones as proof that the world is zillions of years old. This evidence, however, shows that those dinosaurs were killed and buried during the Flood roughly 4,000 years ago; but those dinosaurs that could swim, like the plesiosaur, are still with us today. Further proof of man's coexistence with dinosaurs.

This evidence is so overwhelming, it is even being picked up in the lamestream media. I've got to say, it feels pretty good to be so right about everything all the time.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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This evidence is so overwhelming, it is even being picked up in the lamestream media. I've got to say, it feels pretty good to be so right about everything all the time.

The lamestream media is so blatantly biased. There's no way on God's Green Earth a Christian could get away with this kind of intolerance and bias.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Blinded by their hatred for God and their addiction to sin, atheists and other satanists love to point to dinosaur bones as proof that the world is zillions of years old. This evidence, however, shows that those dinosaurs were killed and buried during the Flood roughly 4,000 years ago, but those dinosaurs that could swim, like the plesiosaur, are still with us today. Further proof of man's coexistence with dinosaurs.

Amen Brother Jedediah, this is more irrefutable evidence that the flood did indeed happen, as the Bible clearly states.

Take that, evilution hucksters and atheist swindlers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amen Brother Jedediah, this is more irrefutable evidence that the flood did indeed happen, as the Bible clearly states.

Take that, evilution hucksters and atheist swindlers!

And they want us to believe that our great-grand parents used to be monkeys!

Thank God I'm a True Christian™.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Why do those cross-dressers call a lake a loch? It just makes them look retarded.

LEARN TO SPELL, YOU DRUNKEN GINGERS.



YiC,

Zech

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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The lamestream media is so blatantly biased. There's no way on God's Green Earth a Christian could get away with this kind of intolerance and bias.

Verily, sister. We True Christians(tm) are held to such a high standard of objectivity, we have truly earned our reputation for critical thinking and rationalism. Our faith in the unseen demonstrates much more willpower and self control than the empiricists faith in the five senses. In all humility, I would have been able to go on believing in Jesus indefinitely, even without this new evidence. We are not as weak minded as those who are helplessly compelled by logic and proof.

[WWJDnow]

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Verily, sister. We True Christians™ are held to such a high standard of objectivity, we have truly earned our reputation for critical thinking and rationalism. Our faith in the unseen demonstrates much more willpower and self control than the empiricists faith in the five senses.... We are not as weak minded as those who are helplessly compelled by logic and proof.

Amen. I prophesy that the "scientists," even when faced with this indisputible evidence, will continue to deny the existence of the Loch Ness pleiosaur because they're simply unwilling to admit that their ridiculous evolutionary theory is wrong.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Contrary to what the popular media would have you believe, there are plenty of dinosaurs living today. The secular elite keep them secret to bolster their false claims of evolution. Here are just a few images of the thousands I have in my possession:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thank you for sharing those picture, Professor Gossamer!

Where is that dinosaur zoo? And how do they keep them in with that tiny fence?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have been to Scotland last year, on a mission to spread Christ to those drunks there, waste of time, but back to the matter at hand. I have personally visited the lake where the Loch Ness monster lived. He happened to be asleep below the surface when I was there but I am certain he was there disproving evolution.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Thank you for sharing those picture, Professor Gossamer!

Where is that dinosaur zoo? And how do they keep them in with that tiny fence?

I believe those particular behemoths live in harmony with man in Glen Rose, Texas. They often leave tracks in the soft mud of the river bed, as seen below:

[Alphonse Alban]

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Are those Lock ness monsters related to leviathan?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Contrary to what the popular media would have you believe, there are plenty of dinosaurs living today. The secular elite keep them secret to bolster their false claims of evolution. Here are just a few images of the thousands I have in my possession:

Amen. My great-grandfather took this photo during the war against liberalism. He's not a liar.

[Brother Baconeater]

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I'm telling you one thing, that heathen Liberal Seth MacFarlane is going to end up burned for eternity and then some:

http://baconeatingatheistjew.blogspot.ca/2012/07/as-us-election-nears-evolution-is.html

Monkey Jesus? To prove the Liberal lie that evolution is real and those who know otherwise are just plain silly.

God will remember this video when MacFarlane's time comes and he will send good ole Seth down under. And God will probably pay for the Xpress delivery too.

[Brother Acrobrand]

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IMO the smart heathens who believe in evolutionist science are representatives of satan. And the foolish heathens who believe in evolutionist science shouldn't have been born at all.