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Re: Autism - the New Gay
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Re: Autism - the New Gay
New information suggests the mother may be to blame for giving their children the Gay as early as conception. Researchers at Landover Baptist University speculate this is due to the inability of atheist, non-Christian, or false Christian adults to genuinely love their offspring. Jesus is the source of Love, and so those who slam the doors of their hearts to His Divinely Glowy Face are incapable of truly understanding Love (1 John 4:8). There is also the possibility of pure defiance and hatred towards anything good.
Godless researchers at the University of California in Davis report finding biomarkers in mother’s plasma predict a type of autism in offspring with 100% accuracy. The city of Davis, California reports a lower than state average population of Christians (37.1% compared to the state at 45.5%). Most of those are Catholic, and considering the population, are probably the "Cafeteria Catholic" type that pick and chose the parts of the church service they want to be important, or "CEOs," the Christmas and Easter Only church-goers. Suffice it to say, being Catholic is about as Christian as being Hindu, but that doesn't stop them from messing up demographic data.
This raises many questions. Why are the researchers in Davis fiddling around in mother's wombs? Is this some kind of new fetal pedophilia? What is it about the women there who hate children so much they would raise them to spit in the Redeemer's Eye? Is the university paying women to get pregnant so they can test out some new Gay Development Program? Do women in California simply lack the normal human capacity for loving their children and Davis is just a convenient city to poke and prod in their naughty bits?
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Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Postdude. how much thought do you put into this crap?
Hey wait a second! You're that guy from a video game I used to play when I was a heathen! YOU CLAIM TO BE GOD! I'm reporting you and cursing you.
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Originally posted by Joseph Seed View PostI am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
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Originally posted by Basilissa View PostI'm not a dude.
Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
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Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Postcalling you a lady would imply that i have respect for youservants on
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Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Originally posted by Basilissa View PostI'm not a dude.
Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
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Originally posted by Basilissa View PostYou could just read the opening post of this thread to clear up the autism part, you know.
Dana is not a dude, dear.
Also, while I admit it is hard to discern between posts written by people with exceedingly low IQ and people taking drugs, but, on the flip side, only people with exceedingly low IQ take drugs. The difference is that people with low IQ who are not on drugs can take constructive criticism (that means, what Dana said) and try to improve.
Will you?
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Originally posted by Joseph Seed View PostI am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Postyou cant defend your precious book so you attack the grammar of someone on drugs. thats low dude.
Also, while I admit it is hard to discern between posts written by people with exceedingly low IQ and people taking drugs, but, on the flip side, only people with exceedingly low IQ take drugs. The difference is that people with low IQ who are not on drugs can take constructive criticism (that means, what Dana said) and try to improve.
Will you?
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Originally posted by Joseph Seed View PostI am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
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Originally posted by Dana723 View PostTwo things are wrong, actually. Three if you count your atrocious grammar.
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I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
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Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostI am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
What about being black or a globe-earther?
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