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  • Creationism in schools!

    Creation science can only be taught as a concept that some people believe in; it cannot be taught as actual truth.

    This is one of the statements that the public schools in America are basing their education on. Let me repeat, in AMERICA, God's country. In God's own country, we are not allowed to teach the truth to the school children, but instead are taught that the bible and God is a lie, or at least not the truth.

    We can no longer accept that the words of Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, and God won't reach the school kids - in favor of creationist science and lies! America is becoming less and less Christian, and only because the government is forcing them, this is an outrage!

    America is God's country, and we need to keep it that way!

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    Re: Creationism in schools!

    As far as I know, judge William Adams have promised to enforce creationism and spanking in every classroom if he is elected as president. So will vice president Jessica Beagley. This will put America back on the track in the way our founders meant.

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    • #3
      Re: Creationism in schools!

      Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
      As far as I know, judge William Adams have promised to enforce creationism and spanking in every classroom if he is elected as president. So will vice president Jessica Beagley. This will put America back on the track in the way our founders meant.
      I'm not sure how comfortable I am with a beagle being vice president. A dog would be one heartbeat from the presidency!


      Besides, she kinda looks like Snoopy in drag, and I don't want to speculate about the "rosebuds" on the bush behind her.

      Eww.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        Re: Creationism in schools!

        Originally posted by Timothy Ackworth View Post
        , in AMERICA, God's country. In God's own country, we are
        USA is not god's country, it belongs to Satan because god sold it to him for 2 million condoms.

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          Re: Creationism in schools!

          Originally posted by viakaije View Post
          USA is not god's country, it belongs to Satan because god sold it to him for 2 million condoms.
          You capitalize Satan, but not God? Are you some kind of dummy?



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • #6
            Re: Creationism in schools!

            Well, I don't capitalize god because he is a liar. He says he loves us, but he still sends us to hell. And he says that masturbation is bad, although it's very good.

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              Re: Creationism in schools!

              Originally posted by viakaije View Post
              USA is not god's country, it belongs to Satan because god sold it to him for 2 million condoms.
              What in the Hell is God going to use 2 million condoms for? He doesn't have anal sex with AIDS carrying fags.
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                Re: Creationism in schools!

                Originally posted by viakaije View Post
                Well, I don't capitalize god because he is a liar. He says he loves us, but he still sends us to hell. And he says that masturbation is bad, although it's very good.
                You aren't even making sense. God sends people to Hell precisely because He cares about us so much. It can't be easy doling out that kind of unappreciated justice.

                And if "choking your chitlins" is so good, let me ask you this: do you do it in front of your mother?

                Didn't think so.



                YiC,

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                • #9
                  Re: Creationism in schools!

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  And if "choking your chitlins" is so good, let me ask you this: do you do it in front of your mother?
                  Are you sure you want to know the answer?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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