[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!

THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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The fractured writings from which you derive your scriptures were mostly in Greek and Hebrew, from which they were translarted into Latin and later to English. NONE of them were originally in English.

My reply to this is a little late and my heart is gladdened to see the Just Rebuke you received for your unGodly blasphemy.

But I'll humor you for a minute.

Can you please produce the evidence to support your absurd and wild claims.

I would prefer to see a photostatically copied original followed by a anointed translation from a well known scholar explaining the interpretation. Preferably from someone with equal repute such as Sir Charles Leonard Woolley.

[SUV]

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No.

ROFLMFAO with JESUS

[Brother Temperance]

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The word that the KJV tranlates as "dominion" actually is closer in meaning to "stewardship."

So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?

Ick.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!

THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!

It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.

[Brother Temperance]

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It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.

I didn't realise that was a concept you were familiar with, witch.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.

He doesn't seem to think so.

[KJV4me]

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My husband and I are EQUALS.

You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

Birds of a feather, I suppose.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

No, and neither am I.

It means that neither of us has authority over the other.

[KJV4me]

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No, and neither am I.

It means that neither of us has authority over the other.

How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.

What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.

[KJV4me]

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Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.

I will admit that you have learned well how to spew forth false words from Satan, the father of lies. But I am saved, and therefore I can see right through your COBWEB of lies nonetheless.

What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.

I do not "understand perfectly well" these perverted, anti-Biblical ideas you keep imagining.