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  • Remy Lebeau
    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2058

    #46
    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

    So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!

    THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!
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    • Herr_Doktor Phd.
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 493

      #47
      Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
      The fractured writings from which you derive your scriptures were mostly in Greek and Hebrew, from which they were translarted into Latin and later to English. NONE of them were originally in English.

      My reply to this is a little late and my heart is gladdened to see the Just Rebuke you received for your unGodly blasphemy.

      But I'll humor you for a minute.

      Can you please produce the evidence to support your absurd and wild claims.

      I would prefer to see a photostatically copied original followed by a anointed translation from a well known scholar explaining the interpretation. Preferably from someone with equal repute such as Sir Charles Leonard Woolley.
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      Exodus 22:18
      says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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      • SUV
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        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #48
        Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
        No.
        ROFLMFAO with JESUS

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #49
          Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
          The word that the KJV tranlates as "dominion" actually is closer in meaning to "stewardship."
          So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #50
            Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?
            What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #51
              Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

              No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #52
                Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?

                Ick.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #53
                  Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                  Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                  So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!


                  THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!


                  It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #54
                    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                    It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.
                    I didn't realise that was a concept you were familiar with, witch.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Dr. Santiago Solo
                      On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 860

                      #55
                      Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                      No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.
                      He doesn't seem to think so.
                      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                      • KJV4me
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 80

                        #56
                        Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                        My husband and I are EQUALS.
                        You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

                        Birds of a feather, I suppose.

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #57
                          Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                          Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
                          You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

                          No, and neither am I.

                          It means that neither of us has authority over the other.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • KJV4me
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 80

                            #58
                            Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                            No, and neither am I.

                            It means that neither of us has authority over the other.
                            How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

                            That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #59
                              Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                              Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
                              How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

                              That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

                              Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.

                              What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • KJV4me
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                                • Apr 2008
                                • 80

                                #60
                                Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

                                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                                Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.
                                I will admit that you have learned well how to spew forth false words from Satan, the father of lies. But I am saved, and therefore I can see right through your COBWEB of lies nonetheless.

                                What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.
                                I do not "understand perfectly well" these perverted, anti-Biblical ideas you keep imagining.

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