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  • SUV
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
    YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! (that's a comment on the first post)
    Well, it is The End of the World As We Know It -

    but I feel fine!

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
    YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! (that's a comment on the first post)

    SICK!

    SICK!!

    INSANE!!!

    SADISTS!!!
    Dear, dear, here you are posting on the forum, in this thread and yet have never bothered to see the posting subject.

    Let me remind you of the story of Job (see that book of the Bible KJV1611) who suffered far worse than this as God showed the Devil that a True Christian would not waiver from his Faith.

    Now we would never suggest anything that was not fully tested in the Bible, as we are ethically concerned and have a strong believe that The Lord knows the limits.

    You may also wish to consider that, were it not for Landover Christian University's vivisection program, most of these animals would never even have lived! And every one of them is helping mankind!

    You could say to yourself, "Most of them are not dead, which is more than I can say about that piece of steak I just ate."

    I always knew you were irrational and thought with your heart and not your head. Nevertheless, I must admit to some disappointment in a person who is so keen on science.

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  • Kerplunki Zerplopski
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! (that's a comment on the first post)

    SICK!

    SICK!!

    INSANE!!!

    SADISTS!!!

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.
    And what "business" are you "minding"? Let me guess, your limp wristed "husbands" anus?

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.
    I will admit that you have learned well how to spew forth false words from Satan, the father of lies. But I am saved, and therefore I can see right through your COBWEB of lies nonetheless.

    What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.
    I do not "understand perfectly well" these perverted, anti-Biblical ideas you keep imagining.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
    How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

    That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

    Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.

    What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    No, and neither am I.

    It means that neither of us has authority over the other.
    How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

    That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
    You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

    No, and neither am I.

    It means that neither of us has authority over the other.

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  • KJV4me
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    My husband and I are EQUALS.
    You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

    Birds of a feather, I suppose.

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  • Dr. Santiago Solo
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    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.
    He doesn't seem to think so.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.
    I didn't realise that was a concept you were familiar with, witch.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!


    THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!


    It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?

    Ick.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

    No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?
    What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?

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