[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Where did the races come from?

Yeah, "Ham" totally screams "black man!" In order to find any descrption of Noah and his sons, you have to look in the Book of Enoch. Willing to slog through the Apocrypha?

Genesis 9:20-27 explains why Ham is black.

20And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. 27God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

This explains why the white race is Biblically entitled to enslave the black race. These "sons of Ham" carry the curse and by God has allowed them to be our servants for eternity. Haven't you notice ever since we've freed the blacks how society has turned for the worst? In the days of slavery we did not have ghetto shootings, taggings, rampant unwed pregnancy, drug abuse among blacks, Jesse Jackson whining all the time, store robberies, car/horsejackings, etc.

Are you black, JRFinn? Is that why you get all upset over this?

[JRFinn]

Re: Where did the races come from?

You know, there have been other races than blacks which have been held as slaves. Some for far longer.

And this is how black I am.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Where did the races come from?

@OP

How did you know Noah's sons had different skin color again?

Noah's sons probably had similar skin color. Their descendants micro-evolved into the modern races. The Bible tells us which race and sub-race came from which of Noah's sons, and we can look at the modern examples of those races and sub-races and see what color they are for ourselves.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where did the races come from?

You know, there have been other races than blacks which have been held as slaves. Some for far longer.

And this is how black I am.

Is that a can of Cheez-Whiz behind you?

How old are you boy? 14?

[JRFinn]

Re: Where did the races come from?

That is a can of compressed air. It is used to remove dust from computer components.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Where did the races come from?

That is a can of compressed air. It is used to remove dust from computer components.

You bought a can full of air? You know, the room you are sitting in is full of all the air you want, free for the taking.

Are there many people who will pay good money for cans full of air? Maybe I'll bring a bunch of empty coffee cans with me when I go to the beach in a couple of weeks. People will probably pay premium prices for that nice sea air. How many cans should I put you down for?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JRFinn]

Re: Where did the races come from?

Well, it's not just air. If you tried breathing this stuff, you'd be on the floor in a coughing fit.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Where did the races come from?

Well, it's not just air. If you tried breathing this stuff, you'd be on the floor in a coughing fit.

HA! You must have bought Los Angeles freeway air or something similarly bad. Now I know my cans of sea air will fetch a premium price.

Maybe that's how factories are cutting their emissions lately -- their just canning their smokestack exhaust and selling it to suckers like you at Officemax.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Greyhund]

Re: Where did the races come from?

You bought a can full of air? You know, the room you are sitting in is full of all the air you want, free for the taking.

Are there many people who will pay good money for cans full of air? Maybe I'll bring a bunch of empty coffee cans with me when I go to the beach in a couple of weeks. People will probably pay premium prices for that nice sea air. How many cans should I put you down for?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

You DO know where a can of compressed air is used for right?

That is a can of compressed air. It is used to remove dust from computer components.

another fan of the 'miracle' called Personal Computer? Haha!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Where did the races come from?

You DO know where a can of compressed air is used for right?

I have no idea why someone would pay good money for a can full of air, especially highly polluted air like what our friend JRFinn was tricked into buying, when we are surrounded by more air than we know what to do with.

It makes as much sense to me as an Eskimo buying ice or an Arab buying sand.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Greyhund]

Re: Where did the races come from?

I have no idea why someone would pay good money for a can full of air, especially highly polluted air like what our friend JRFinn was tricked into buying, when we are surrounded by more air than we know what to do with.

It makes as much sense to me as an Eskimo buying ice or an Arab buying sand.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

JRFinn bought the can of compressed air so the air can expand out of the can, blowing against the dust inside a PC, blowing a large portion of the dust out of the PC.

Dust inside a PC might be dangerous, since dust can become conductive.

[Nobar King]

Re: Where did the races come from?

dust can become conductive.

Only at extremely low temperatures.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Where did the races come from?

JRFinn bought the can of compressed air so the air can expand out of the can, blowing against the dust inside a PC, blowing a large portion of the dust out of the PC.

Can't he just use the blower attachment on his vacuum cleaner and accomplish the same task for free?

If people are gullible enough to buy a can full of air, then no wonder so many people still believe in evolution.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JRFinn]

Re: Where did the races come from?

It makes as much sense to me as an Eskimo buying ice or an Arab buying sand.
Pastor Billy-Reuben

Well, arabs do sometimes buy sand from certain holy sites.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Where did the races come from?

You know, there have been other races than blacks which have been held as slaves. Some for far longer.

And this is how black I am.

EGAD!!!!!!

• What is with the demonic look in your eyes? Are you possessed?
• Why do you wear a Ghostbusters shirt? Don't you know that film promotes occultism and Satanism?
• Are you sure you don't use that can of compressed air for Nitrous Oxide huffing sessions with your gay friends?
• Your room is a pig sty. Do you like living in such filth?
• And if I hadn't said it yet, I will now: You are definitely a homosexual. You look it!