[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

I don't apologize to Jesus haters.

We are anything but haters of The Lord here at God's Favorite Church(c). You had your chance a salvation friend, and you spit right in Christ's loving face. Jesus and I'll enjoying watching you burn forever as I sit by His side for all eternity.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Haven't you?

Colossians 2:16-17: Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath [days]: Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body [is] of Christ.

1 Timothy 4:4-5: For every creature of God [is] good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.

joos cannot read Brother.

My biggest disappointment with this storm is that it did not wipe the entire state of Virgina from the face of the Earth. Considering the fact they continue to allow their 7th CD to keep reelecting that spineless baby eating joo congressman every 2 years is most troubling.

Time for a Christian to take that spot and get our country back on the right track

[PorkIsEvil]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

I don't apologize to Jesus haters.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Haven't you read the Bible? Leviticus 11:7-8

Haven't you?

Colossians 2:16-17: Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath [days]: Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body [is] of Christ.

1 Timothy 4:4-5: For every creature of God [is] good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Did you take the picture? It's proven to be photoshopped.

Haven't you read the Bible? Leviticus 11:7-8

Seems that Capt. Aaron Portway is a disciple of satan.
He's ignoring the God's Word.

What is your major malfunction Private Porkpie?!?

Maybe a little time on moderation will teach you a little respect for your betters!

Post an apology to both myself and Sister Mary and maybe, just maybe, I'll think about not banning you!

And don't worry if you can't see it, the Baby Jesus has granted me the ability to see invisible posts.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Did you take the picture? It's proven to be photoshopped.

Haven't you read the Bible? Leviticus 11:7-8

Seems that Capt. Aaron Portway is a disciple of satan.
He's ignoring the God's Word.

Hello!

I don't know if you've noticed, but Captain Portway is a True Christian(tm) and you will extend him the respect he has earned.

Also, have you made a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum? We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[PorkIsEvil]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

You don't believe the creatures of the sea praise God?

By the way, why is pork evil in your opinion? Does that include bacon?

Did you take the picture? It's proven to be photoshopped.

Haven't you read the Bible? Leviticus 11:7-8

Seems that Capt. Aaron Portway is a disciple of satan.
He's ignoring the God's Word.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Dear sister, I'm sorry to say that this image has been faked by satan.

Listen you Hebe, I'll thank you to kindly shut your trap if all you're going to be doing is calling a 100% Saved© True Christian™ Lady of Landover a liar!

And not for nothing, but since when are there no sharks in the ocean, hmm? Last time I checked, God had filled the ocean with man-eating monsters to punish the unsaved that are foolish enough to fall in. I've got my eye on you pal!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Dear sister, I'm sorry to say that this image has been faked by satan.

You don't believe the creatures of the sea praise God?

By the way, why is pork evil in your opinion? Does that include bacon?

[PorkIsEvil]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Suit yourself.. Can't say I didn't warn you.

I wouldn't be challenging the Bible. Can't say I didn't warn you.

[Carl the wop]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Suit yourself.. Can't say I didn't warn you.

[PorkIsEvil]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

A word of advice: sister Mary is your superior and you should not be challenging her.

Could you quote me the part of the Bible which says that?
I have one though.
1 Timothy 2:11-12

[Carl the wop]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

A word of advice: sister Mary is your superior and you should not be challenging her.

[PorkIsEvil]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Even creatures of the deep move inland to Praise God (Isaiah 44:23)






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Dear sister, I'm sorry to say that this image has been faked by satan.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: PRAISE GOD for Hurricane Sandy!!!

Extra praise: The town where Jersey Shore is filmed was washed clean!