[UnicornsAreReal]

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The Earth's temperature is a static condition.

Well said! The temperature never changes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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As Sarah Palin once said, and I paraphrase, "Look how goofy the moose looks. They're all awkward looking and have those big ole weird antlers. How does it look all goofy if there was natural selection. Wouldn't it be better looking? And the platypus! It's so goofy God had to have made it."

No truer words have ever been spoken by any other female Alaskan ex-governor who ran for vice president.

An nigra boy who can quote Sarah Palin. Now I've seen everything.

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

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Thank you, friend, for coming to the defense of our omnipotent God. He needs all the help He can get these days, with homosexuals sticking parts of themselves inside of eachother and demanding special privileges.

Anyone with a brain in their head can see that the rise of organic complexity does not support the claim that the fittest survive. Rather, it is a clear indication that everything is being controlled by an infinitely wise and powerful King who will reward me and punish my enemies in the afterlife!

As Sarah Palin once said, and I paraphrase, "Look how goofy the moose looks. They're all awkward looking and have those big ole weird antlers. How does it look all goofy if there was natural selection. Wouldn't it be better looking? And the platypus! It's so goofy God had to have made it."

No truer words have ever been spoken by any other female Alaskan ex-governor who ran for vice president.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Seems everything is an excuse to blindly believe in evolution. My garbage disposal stopped working so I guess you think evolution did that too, right. Is every events, no matter how common or naturally occuring have to prove evolution or be a sign of evolution? You need to repent of this evolution nonsense and seek Him before it's too late. He already sent a storm to the east coast to warn them against voting for Obama. Then, when they didn't get the first hint and voted for Obama anyway, he sent another storm. Now God is sending raw sewage into their water supply to let them know he's not happy with all the looting negroes. He is making His discontent known so you had best get right with Him before His anger turns to you.

Thank you, friend, for coming to the defense of our omnipotent God. He needs all the help He can get these days, with homosexuals sticking parts of themselves inside of eachother and demanding special privileges.

Anyone with a brain in their head can see that the rise of organic complexity does not support the claim that the fittest survive. Rather, it is a clear indication that everything is being controlled by an infinitely wise and powerful King who will reward me and punish my enemies in the afterlife!

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

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Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.

Seems everything is an excuse to blindly believe in evolution. My garbage disposal stopped working so I guess you think evolution did that too, right. Is every events, no matter how common or naturally occuring have to prove evolution or be a sign of evolution? You need to repent of this evolution nonsense and seek Him before it's too late. He already sent a storm to the east coast to warn them against voting for Obama. Then, when they didn't get the first hint and voted for Obama anyway, he sent another storm. Now God is sending raw sewage into their water supply to let them know he's not happy with all the looting negroes. He is making His discontent known so you had best get right with Him before His anger turns to you.

[John_Smith]

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I agree Mr.Jenkins, there are many flaws to this lie from liberal scum and scientists. First of all, I have been on this earth for a while and all of you know that its not getting warmer! It is being used for the sale of mountain property and to scare citizens to vote for the green party and "environmental" bills! I will be walking to church this Sunday in my suit and tie and nothing more to prove to these hippie scum what gods REAL weather forecast is like!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I know Brother. What can you say about a bunch of people that go around pretending to be something they are not (atheists, because everyone KNOWS God exists)? Atheists are a really disturbed group.

They are the ones failing the cucumber test consistently. A lack of faith and a craving for anal penetration by vegetables present a positive correlation that only the existence of a personal God can explain. And people thought Einstein was smart! What about ordinary hard working fathers like you and I??? If I want to raise my child to believe in talking donkeys and unicorns, who is the DCH to stand in my way? Just because they have experts on their side doesn't mean their opinion is more valuable than mine. After all, I vote and I have the right to believe whatever I want by the First Amendment. Therefore anything I think is true, and I am therefore smarter than Einstein.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Before God I speak these words of truth. There is no such thing as climate change. The Earth's temperature is a static condition. ...

Join me in my Godly campaign against the lie of climate change, and you will be rewarded in Heaven.

The problem these liars who want to tax gas have is that they have no idea whatsoever what the temperature of the Earth should be!

We know for a fact that, when God created the Earth 6,000 years ago, during the day the Earth was hot and only became cool in the evening:

Ge:3:8: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.

"The cool of the day" is just before dusk.

OK Al Gore, where are you with that one?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Amen, Brother. It is no less absurd than the cherished atheistic belief that Richard Dawkins is God. How can a man who doesn't even believe in God BE GOD? I mean, that is just crazy.

I know Brother. What can you say about a bunch of people that go around pretending to be something they are not (atheists, because everyone KNOWS God exists)? Atheists are a really disturbed group.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Exactally Brother Jenkins; what kind of sick and twisted mind decides that since the world is 42 million years old, it's okay to have anal sex? Only an absolute god mocking Atheist would come up with such an absurd idea.

Amen, Brother. It is no less absurd than the cherished atheistic belief that Richard Dawkins is God. How can a man who doesn't even believe in God BE GOD? I mean, that is just crazy.

[Bobby-Joe]

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True. It is no better an argument than a bunch of old bones lying around, is it? Not to mention, even if evilution were true, that would not make anal sex an acceptable practice. You liberals are full of it.

If I were you I would give the children's corpses that you rape a proper Christian burial, so that you can begin to atone for your crimes against Nature's God. Otherwise you are going to find out what real climate change feels like in the hereafter.

Exactally Brother Jenkins; what kind of sick and twisted mind decides that since the world is 42 million years old, it's okay to have anal sex? Only an absolute god mocking Atheist would come up with such an absurd idea.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.

True. It is no better an argument than a bunch of old bones lying around, is it? Not to mention, even if evilution were true, that would not make anal sex an acceptable practice. You liberals are full of it.

If I were you I would give the children's corpses that you rape a proper Christian burial, so that you can begin to atone for your crimes against Nature's God. Otherwise you are going to find out what real climate change feels like in the hereafter.

[Bobby-Joe]

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DARWINIST TRASH alert!! I think an immediate banning is in order here.

Good point but Jesus hasn't pulled the trigger yet on the Commie.

GodorNogod; you are officially on notice. Now deal with it.

[Carl the wop]

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Sir, if global warming had the power to alter normal weather to prevent snow, we would all die within five years, just because there was frost on your windshield doesn't disprove global warming, just like when it is 60 degrees the day after Christmas doesn't prove there is global warming!

Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.

DARWINIST TRASH alert!! I think an immediate banning is in order here.

[GodorNogod]

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Climate change "scientists" can't explain the frost on my windshield this morning. The evidence destroys their "theories" once again. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Sir, if global warming had the power to alter normal weather to prevent snow, we would all die within five years, just because there was frost on your windshield doesn't disprove global warming, just like when it is 60 degrees the day after Christmas doesn't prove there is global warming!

Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.