My Pledge

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Before God I speak these words of truth. There is no such thing as climate change. The Earth's temperature is a static condition.

The acknowledgment of seasonal changes is an ancient Pagan heresy. Celebration of the solstices and the equinoxes is an abomination, an attempt to detract from proper holidays like Easter and Christmas, which honor the temporariness of Christ's sacrifice, and the miracle of His Birth by Divine Rape(tm), respectively.

And because of these FACTS(r) I pledge not to wear a jacket, a hat, long pants, gloves, or any garment in observance of the winter months. I will behave this winter exactly as I have behaved all summer. I will not shiver as a result of the cold, I will not gravitate towards the indoors. Not only these things, brethren, but I will not run heaters in my home. My family will be forbidden from observing the Pagan belief in climate change as well.

Join me in my Godly campaign against the lie of climate change, and you will be rewarded in Heaven.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Amen, brother! I second that pledge! We are definitely not heading into winter. Why, when I look out my window, I see what the pagans call "winter grass" dying off, clear blue skies above and heat haze rising off the road. That should be all the proof anyone needs that the earth's climate is indeed static all over. Any perception of variation is a delusion from the devil. In fact, I will take the pledge one step further and resolve never to wear sunblock and always to drink the same quantity of water every day regardless of the time of year.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Amen, brother! I second that pledge! We are definitely not heading into winter. Why, when I look out my window, I see what the pagans call "winter grass" dying off, clear blue skies above and heat haze rising off the road. That should be all the proof anyone needs that the earth's climate is indeed static all over. Any perception of variation is a delusion from the devil. In fact, I will take the pledge one step further and resolve never to wear sunblock and always to drink the same quantity of water every day regardless of the time of year.

Amen, Brother. It is good to see you have the courage of your convictions. I have had the lying weather channel blocked on my TV, so that the minds of my wife and children are not corrupted with its paganistic content.

[Cathy B.]

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I will join you. My flesh may be weak, but my spirit is strong (Matthew 26:41). I will refuse to shiver, or allow my teeth to chatter. I will make sure my school children know that they too can conquer Satan's lies by simply ignoring the false cues their bodies are trying to give them. I knew a man once who didn't eat for four years because he knew the Lord would sustain him. He would eat a piece of pizza every now and then for the flavor, but his faith grew and grew because of it and so will mine. I will not let Satan win. Not over my soul.

[Jedediah]

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Climate change "scientists" can't explain the frost on my windshield this morning. The evidence destroys their "theories" once again. Checkmate, evolutionists.

[GodorNogod]

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Climate change "scientists" can't explain the frost on my windshield this morning. The evidence destroys their "theories" once again. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Sir, if global warming had the power to alter normal weather to prevent snow, we would all die within five years, just because there was frost on your windshield doesn't disprove global warming, just like when it is 60 degrees the day after Christmas doesn't prove there is global warming!

Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.

[Carl the wop]

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Sir, if global warming had the power to alter normal weather to prevent snow, we would all die within five years, just because there was frost on your windshield doesn't disprove global warming, just like when it is 60 degrees the day after Christmas doesn't prove there is global warming!

Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.

DARWINIST TRASH alert!! I think an immediate banning is in order here.

[Bobby-Joe]

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DARWINIST TRASH alert!! I think an immediate banning is in order here.

Good point but Jesus hasn't pulled the trigger yet on the Commie.

GodorNogod; you are officially on notice. Now deal with it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.

True. It is no better an argument than a bunch of old bones lying around, is it? Not to mention, even if evilution were true, that would not make anal sex an acceptable practice. You liberals are full of it.

If I were you I would give the children's corpses that you rape a proper Christian burial, so that you can begin to atone for your crimes against Nature's God. Otherwise you are going to find out what real climate change feels like in the hereafter.

[Bobby-Joe]

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True. It is no better an argument than a bunch of old bones lying around, is it? Not to mention, even if evilution were true, that would not make anal sex an acceptable practice. You liberals are full of it.

If I were you I would give the children's corpses that you rape a proper Christian burial, so that you can begin to atone for your crimes against Nature's God. Otherwise you are going to find out what real climate change feels like in the hereafter.

Exactally Brother Jenkins; what kind of sick and twisted mind decides that since the world is 42 million years old, it's okay to have anal sex? Only an absolute god mocking Atheist would come up with such an absurd idea.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Exactally Brother Jenkins; what kind of sick and twisted mind decides that since the world is 42 million years old, it's okay to have anal sex? Only an absolute god mocking Atheist would come up with such an absurd idea.

Amen, Brother. It is no less absurd than the cherished atheistic belief that Richard Dawkins is God. How can a man who doesn't even believe in God BE GOD? I mean, that is just crazy.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Amen, Brother. It is no less absurd than the cherished atheistic belief that Richard Dawkins is God. How can a man who doesn't even believe in God BE GOD? I mean, that is just crazy.

I know Brother. What can you say about a bunch of people that go around pretending to be something they are not (atheists, because everyone KNOWS God exists)? Atheists are a really disturbed group.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Before God I speak these words of truth. There is no such thing as climate change. The Earth's temperature is a static condition. ...

Join me in my Godly campaign against the lie of climate change, and you will be rewarded in Heaven.

The problem these liars who want to tax gas have is that they have no idea whatsoever what the temperature of the Earth should be!

We know for a fact that, when God created the Earth 6,000 years ago, during the day the Earth was hot and only became cool in the evening:

Ge:3:8: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.

"The cool of the day" is just before dusk.

OK Al Gore, where are you with that one?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I know Brother. What can you say about a bunch of people that go around pretending to be something they are not (atheists, because everyone KNOWS God exists)? Atheists are a really disturbed group.

They are the ones failing the cucumber test consistently. A lack of faith and a craving for anal penetration by vegetables present a positive correlation that only the existence of a personal God can explain. And people thought Einstein was smart! What about ordinary hard working fathers like you and I??? If I want to raise my child to believe in talking donkeys and unicorns, who is the DCH to stand in my way? Just because they have experts on their side doesn't mean their opinion is more valuable than mine. After all, I vote and I have the right to believe whatever I want by the First Amendment. Therefore anything I think is true, and I am therefore smarter than Einstein.

[John_Smith]

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I agree Mr.Jenkins, there are many flaws to this lie from liberal scum and scientists. First of all, I have been on this earth for a while and all of you know that its not getting warmer! It is being used for the sale of mountain property and to scare citizens to vote for the green party and "environmental" bills! I will be walking to church this Sunday in my suit and tie and nothing more to prove to these hippie scum what gods REAL weather forecast is like!