[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Do you realize that without the Merck Index many common things like plastics and other commonly used things wouldn't even exist??

No, I didn't realize that. Are you saying that if we start burning a few copies of this "Merck Index", then rubber condoms, blow-up dolls and Bill Clinton's teeth will start disappearing?

. . . the site that the OP posted is actually a scam to generate money via a paypal account.

Sounds like a scam to me. Our site is the only one that can GUARANTEE you that you'll receive an hundredfold now in this time; and in the world to come eternal life.

Why, I believe there's a PayPal button at the bottom of this very page for that exact purpose.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Sounds like a scam to me. Our site is the only one that can GUARANTEE you that you'll receive an hundredfold now in this time; and in the world to come eternal life.

Why, I believe there's a PayPal button at the bottom of this very page for that exact purpose.

Sounds like a scam to me.

[snottyduck]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

No, I didn't realize that. Are you saying that if we start burning a few copies of this "Merck Index", then rubber condoms, blow-up dolls and Bill Clinton's teeth will start disappearing?

I don't think so, these things are well know in the present day. But Clinton's teeth could if you knock them out (or if those are cheap Chinese plastic teeth that are toxic he well live not that long).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Sounds like a scam to me.

Try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised!

Me, send money to LBC? Not in this lifetime.

I'll donate to the non-profits I support - HRC, NPR, ASPCA, for example.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Me, send money to LBC? Not in this lifetime.

I'll donate to the non-profits I support - HRC, NPR, ASPCA, for example.

HRC? As in Hillary Clinton. So that means you are a conservative after all?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

HRC? As in Hillary Clinton. So that means you are a conservative after all?

HRC as in Human Rights Campaign.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I heard that Dihydrogen Monoxide was a necessary adjunct in the manufacture of Crystal Meth, so we banned it here in Libertydale. The Libertydale Police caught some guy trying to deliver a whole truckload of it. His manifest said he was delivering it to Walmart, but after two hours of waterboarding he confessed that it was going to a crystal meth lab up in the hills.

[JennyD]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I think SnittyDork's insistence that DHMO is harmless is just one more example of the vast left-wing conspiracy trying to contaminate True Christians™ with witchcraft, homersexuality, Catholicism, and all the other horrible things associated with DHMO. They call it "being open-minded".

If we give them an inch, they'll take a mile!

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I think SnittyDork's insistence that DHMO is harmless is just one more example of the vast left-wing conspiracy trying to contaminate True Christians™ with witchcraft, homersexuality, Catholicism, and all the other horrible things associated with DHMO. They call it "being open-minded".

If we give them an inch, they'll take a mile!

If you go one week without consuming any DHMO, I'll donate $100,000 to the Landover Baptist Church.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

If you go one week without consuming any DHMO, I'll donate $100,000 to the Landover Baptist Church.

Seeing as how your cash flow is entirely consumed by such mundane matters as how you are going to afford the latest Nintendo game and obtaining the latest piercing and tattoos, you are in no position to put that kind of wager in escrow. Not to mention that your entire net worth could not afford it.

Scientists have been working diligently to come up with warning labels for DHMO, as well as a variety of other products that people come into daily contact with.

WARNING
This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.

WARNING
This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them.

CAUTION
The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.

HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE
This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour.

CONSUMER NOTICE
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.

ADVISORY
There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Known as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.

READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE
According to Certain Suggested Versions of a Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting This Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years.

THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT
In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.

PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW
Any Use of This Product, In Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.

NOTE
The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.

ATTENTION
Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists of 99.99999999999% Empty Space.

NEW GRAND UNIFIED THEORY DISCLAIMER
The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled To Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are "Rolled Up" Into Such a Small "Area" That They Cannot Be Detected.

PLEASE NOTE
Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.

COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE
The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or Implied.

HEALTH WARNING
Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS
The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Seeing as how your cash flow is entirely consumed by such mundane matters as how you are going to afford the latest Nintendo game and obtaining the latest piercing and tattoos, you are in no position to put that kind of wager in escrow. Not to mention that your entire net worth could not afford it.

Okay. How about this: I will donate all the money I have - over 10 grand - and all the money I will be making at my summer job, which ironically will be teaching children science; my first lecture will be the different names of water.

Scientists have been working diligently to come up with warning labels for DHMO, as well as a variety of other products that people come into daily contact with.

First off, you don't trust scientists so don't selectively choose them at your will. You're either on their side or not. Second, most of the facts stated - as true as they may be - are properties that all matter exhibits, moreover it deals specifically with the building blocks of matter, electrons, protons, and neutrons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Okay. How about this: I will donate all the money I have - over 10 grand - and all the money I will be making at my summer job, which ironically will be teaching children science; my first lecture will be the different names of water.

Godd deal. Just click on that shint Paypal button at the bottom of this page. 10K won't get you admitted to any services in Freehold, but we will send you a box of assorted Chick Tracts to show our appreciation.

Don't be an indian-giver. A promise is a promise.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Godd deal. Just click on that shint Paypal button at the bottom of this page. 10K won't get you admitted to any services in Freehold, but we will send you a box of assorted Chick Tracts to show our appreciation.

Don't be an indian-giver. A promise is a promise.

I will hold my end of the bargain if I have proof that JennyD went for an entire week with consuming any DHMO.

[JennyD]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I will hold my end of the bargain if I have proof that JennyD went for an entire week with consuming any DHMO.

Since the UN has put DHMO in everything and released minute quantities into the atmosphere, it is impossible for me to avoid ingesting some DHMO.

However, since your "scientists" claim that matter is neither created nor destroyed, and since they also claim that human "cellular metabolism" recombines so-called "molecules" resulting in a net increase in DHMO, I can guarantee that, according to "science", I will live my entire life without "consuming" any DHMO whatsoever.

PAY UP, Buddy Boy!