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  • #16
    Re: Question for Evolutionists

    Originally posted by AtheistAsshat View Post
    I'd like to know why God, being oh all so powerful and perfect would want to CREATE something like those^

    And I suggest you learn something about evolution before making threads about how animals want to evolve
    God has a sense of humor, clearly. Ever seen a midget? Those things are hilarious!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #17
      Re: Question for Evolutionists

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      God has a sense of humor, clearly. Ever seen a midget? Those things are hilarious!


      Some of them are keen witch-killers as well, from what I hear. Always ready to celebrate when one is sent to hell.

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      • #18
        Re: Question for Evolutionists

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        God has a sense of humor, clearly. Ever seen a midget? Those things are hilarious!
        You know I really like the way this page works*. When you get something you cannot prove or are too afraid to accept you go with the "oh well God is perfect," "PHOOOTOOOOSHOP" and "well *** potty language *** it you're going to *** potty language ***. because i can't prove *** potty language ***" answers


        *I was being sarcastic
        Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 04-29-2014, 03:17 PM. Reason: Potty mouth.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #19
          Re: Question for Evolutionists

          Originally posted by AtheistAsshat View Post
          You know I really like the way this page works*. When you get something you cannot prove or are too afraid to accept you go with the "oh well God is perfect," "PHOOOTOOOOSHOP" and "well f*ck it you're going to hell. because i can't prove sh*t" answers


          *I was being sarcastic
          You're confused, dear. There were no photos in my post.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #20
            Re: Question for Evolutionists

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            You're confused, dear. There were no photos in my post.

            If you were to read my post I was talking about the ENTIRE forums. I give you a scientific reason why the earth is in fact a sphere and you give me the "PHOOTOOOSHOPED" answer.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • #21
              Re: Question for Evolutionists

              Originally posted by AtheistAsshat View Post
              If you were to read my post I was talking about the ENTIRE forums. I give you a scientific reason why the earth is in fact a sphere and you give me the "PHOOTOOOSHOPED" answer.
              Do you think the animals in this thread were photoshopped, too? Because, I have to say, your paranoia is a little worrisome.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #22
                Re: Question for Evolutionists

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Do you think the animals in this thread were photoshopped, too? Because, I have to say, your paranoia is a little worrisome.
                I never claimed such things. Those creatures have evolved into a form which supports their environment, I never said they were photoshopped. I've seen them with my own eyes
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #23
                  Re: Question for Evolutionists

                  Originally posted by AtheistAsshat View Post
                  I've seen them with my own eyes
                  So then maybe you can answer the question instead of complain about things that have nothing to do with my question.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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