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  • #1

    Question for Evolutionists

    It's funny to me that people think these animals wanted to evolve to look like this!




    Blind Snake



    Red-Lipped Batfish



    the Blobfish


    Why on earth would any animal want to evolve to look like a giant, flaccid [you know what], an angry mother-in-law, or a blob?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    Re: Question for Evolutionists

    Proverbs 31:30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
    2 Kings 18:27 (1611 King James Bible)
    But Rabshakeh sayd vnto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speake these wordes? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eate their owne doung, and drinke their owne pisse with you?

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    • #3
      Re: Question for Evolutionists

      A fossilized hammer was found in a formation famous for its dinosaurs, supposed to be 140 million years old (lower cretaceous).

      Max Han was fishing with his family near London, TX when he found a rock with wood protruding from it. When the rock was cracked open, this octagonally shaped iron hammer was exposed.


      The wood handle is partially coalifed with quartz and calcite crystalline inclusions. Tests performed at Battelle Laboratory document the hammer’s unusual metallurgy, 96% iron, 2.6% chlorine and .74% sulfur (no carbon). Density test indicate casting of exceptional quality. A unique coating of FeO, which does not readily form under present atmospheric conditions, appears to inhibit rusting.

      So, monkey-worshippers....I'm waiting!

      I've been waiting...
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Question for Evolutionists

        Fellow christian,

        I'll try to answer your question to the best I can.

        As far as I know, evolution is not meant to be about what creatures 'want' to be like, but what would increase their chance of survival before reproduction. Apparently, the question we should ask is why being blind or looking like that doesn't decrease your chances of survival don't you think?
        John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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        • #5
          Re: Question for Evolutionists

          Originally posted by FrancisJohnson View Post
          Fellow christian...
          Hold on there. Who says you're a Christian?

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          • #6
            Re: Question for Evolutionists

            If I am not speaking in an appropriate manner, please enlighten me. I am here to learn. My sincerest apologies if I am being offensive. As I understood it, the goal of this forum is to help people to live their lives the right way. I'm just here to figure out what that way of life is and to get my questions answered.

            I am not trying to resist you and convey any point of view that is different from yours. I am just asking the questions looking for help.
            John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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            • #7
              Re: Question for Evolutionists

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              It's funny to me that people think these animals wanted to evolve to look like this!




              Blind Snake



              Red-Lipped Batfish



              the Blobfish


              Why on earth would any animal want to evolve to look like a giant, flaccid [you know what], an angry mother-in-law, or a blob?

              If God created you in His image, He must be uglier than all those animals together.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • #8
                Re: Question for Evolutionists

                Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                If God created you in His image, He must be uglier than all those animals together.
                Sweetie, God created man in His image. And Sister Etheldreda is as feminine as the earth is flat!
                Thinking of Abortion?
                That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                • #9
                  Re: Question for Evolutionists

                  Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                  If God created you in His image, He must be uglier than all those animals together.
                  How could God be ugly? He is perfect

                  God bless.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Question for Evolutionists

                    Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                    Sweetie, God created man in His image. And Sister Etheldreda is as feminine as the earth is flat!
                    So you mean that she is not feminine at all? How's it gonna be?
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Question for Evolutionists

                      Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                      So you mean that she is not feminine at all? How's it gonna be?
                      Sweetie, you are not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?

                      Of course the world is flat. If it were a sphere, it wouldn't have corners:

                      Revelation 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

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                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Question for Evolutionists

                        Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                        If God created you in His image, He must be uglier than all those animals together.
                        Thank you for proving evolutionists cannot answer these questions. Instead they rely on insults and ad hominem attacks. True Christians™, on the other hand, are a forgiving, compassionate people. I forgive you for trying to hurt my feelings (you cannot, dear, I am strong in the LORD's love; Philippians 4:13), and I pity you for falling for the lies and deceptions of your evolutionist heroes. I would encourage you to see them for what they really are - master deceivers, intent on getting you to blindly support what they want you to support, the snake oil salesmen who invent a disease to sell you the cure. You can be free of the bondage of their control. You can be set free (John 8:32).

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Question for Evolutionists

                          That hammer was not fossilized it is an affect called concretion look it up

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                          • #14
                            Re: Question for Evolutionists

                            Originally posted by dogofwar View Post
                            That hammer was not fossilized it is an affect called concretion look it up
                            No, it isn't


                            Even being generous and assuming the word you were aiming for was "effect", you're still not correct. You seem to have registered on a forum in order to tell lies, which is inexplicable enough, but then you have encouraged others to realise that your statements are nonsense. Why? The mind boggles.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Question for Evolutionists

                              I'd like to know why God, being oh all so powerful and perfect would want to CREATE something like those^

                              And I suggest you learn something about evolution before making threads about how animals want to evolve
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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