[Christian_soldier]

Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys??

Here's an interesting observation that blows this monkeys are 98% similar to humans theory out of the water. I own a stray dog and don't have to worry about feeding it because it's a ferocious carnivore and can fend for itself. Tommy will attack any animal or bird in close proximity, compelling me to watch with natural curiosity every time he uses his hunting skills to track down and kill pigeons, sparrows, cats, squirrels, piglets and even snakes for food. Nature, thou art cruel!

Today itself I walked past this dog hungrily gorging on a baby monkey. These species are called langurs (see picture) which happen to be a big nuisance as they shamelessly steal bananas, scare children, bite people and are in the habit of breaking car windshields.



However, the tables did turn today as I saw the half-eaten carcass of a dead monkey (not a very pleasant sight). Watching Tommy's natural instincts take over at the sight of a dead monkey gives you an eye-opening reality: unlike atheists and Darwinists, dogs are smart enough to comprehend that these foul-smelling bipeds (supposedly our closest relatives in the animal kingdom, according to Darwinians) can be in no way considered the same as Homo sapiens.

Human beings have been made in the image of God and even dogs know this fact at an instinctual level. Next to man if any creature should win your adoration and love, the vote should go to your friendly neighborhood canine companion and not some hideous, uncivilized, human-hatin', poo-flingin' gorilla/chimpanzee.

Too bad dogs won't be around in heaven but so much loyalty, devotion and attachment to humans is rare to find in any other species . Why there have been so many heart-warming stories of dogs rescuing new born human babies from dumpsters, see link below. Monkey babies, as I gave a real-life example, would be treated as food.

Tommy is no exception either; he loves the company of human children and given his playfulness, I always find him hugged and patted by kids, fetching Frisbee etc. They absolute adore him.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

I have received another infraction.

Reason: Appealing To Science Or Other Blasphemies

Are freaking kidding me? Science is blasphemy? That is BS. As a atheist, I naturally use my mind the way you radicals use your bibles. I need to be able to state facts (YES FACTS!!) and make my case. You must hate the brains god gave you because you never use them.

How is quoting a bunch of science books "using your brain"? You are the one appealing to authority to justify horrible abominations like child rape. Why don't you just admit your wretchedness so Jesus can forgive you for the guilt you accrued before you were born.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

Let's see what has to say about this:

1 Corinthians 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

1 Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1 Corinthians 3:18-20
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

1 Corinthians 4:10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Exactly, Ms. B!

So many time I hear these atheist scientists flap their lips and all I hear is "blah blah blah blah blah."

[Basilissa]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

I have received another infraction.

Reason: Appealing To Science Or Other Blasphemies

Are freaking kidding me? Science is blasphemy? That is BS. As a atheist, I naturally use my mind the way you radicals use your bibles. I need to be able to state facts (YES FACTS!!) and make my case. You must hate the brains god gave you because you never use them.

Let's see what has to say about this:

1 Corinthians 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

1 Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1 Corinthians 3:18-20
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

1 Corinthians 4:10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

I have received another infraction.

Reason: Appealing To Science Or Other Blasphemies

Are freaking kidding me? Science is blasphemy? That is BS. As a atheist, I naturally use my mind the way you radicals use your bibles. I need to be able to state facts (YES FACTS!!) and make my case. You must hate the brains god gave you because you never use them.

Science in and of itself is a good thing, but when science leads us to conclusions that contradict the axioms postulated by the one True Scientist™, which is God, then we know this science is heretical and blasphemous.

This is why you were justly issued an infraction by our wise church elders.

In the future, I would advise you to not publicly cry about being given an infraction. Take these just rebukes in the spirit with which they are administered.

Matthew 18:15 (1611 King James Bible)

¶ Moreouer, if thy brother shall trespasse against thee, goe and tell him his fault betweene thee and him alone: if he shall heare thee, thou hast gained thy brother.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

I have received another infraction.

Reason: Appealing To Science Or Other Blasphemies

Are freaking kidding me? Science is blasphemy? That is BS. As a atheist, I naturally use my mind the way you radicals use your bibles. I need to be able to state facts (YES FACTS!!) and make my case. You must hate the brains god gave you because you never use them.

Radicals?

We have been the orthodox True view for over 2000 years, son.

Just because you read a book 100 years old that says we come from monkeys and tadpoles doesn't make it right.

WHO is the radical?

[GivenToSin]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

I have received another infraction.

Reason: Appealing To Science Or Other Blasphemies

Are freaking kidding me? Science is blasphemy? That is BS. As a atheist, I naturally use my mind the way you radicals use your bibles. I need to be able to state facts (YES FACTS!!) and make my case. You must hate the brains god gave you because you never use them.

[IreneS]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

Not racist, just fact. See http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=55295

[Chester Longshire]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

This. I think this is why evilutionists believe that we descended from apes/monkeys/gorillas. With many black people, it is difficult to tell the difference.

There is a huge difference between blacks and monkeys, lets not be racist here.

While monkeys exist for us to enjoy by hunting and killing, blacks are the way they are as a curse from God. Monkeys have no soul, while blacks are at least 3/5ths human.

[IreneS]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

Are we entirely sure that black people didn't come from gorillas? They look just like each other, except for the hair. But gorillas don't look like white folks at all.

This. I think this is why evilutionists believe that we descended from apes/monkeys/gorillas. With many black people, it is difficult to tell the difference.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

..... We came from apes known as Homo....look dumb?

Friend, Christians DID NOT come from HOMOs.

Everyone knows rectal sex will never produce a child. God disapproves and will not supply babies to those that try to circumvent His Plan.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

Why don't we just admit to using atheist "logic" to illustrate that they are projecting their latent urges to commit bestiality with wild creatures?

What do you think Jane Goodall was doing out there with those monkeys all those years alone without the guiding hand of a good Christian husband?

[GivenToSin]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys??


Friends,

Ask any atheist a question on evolution theory, you always hear the same answer : Monkeys.

Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys...

They don't even question it! No, they just take it at face value based on some silly science fiction book by some old dead guy. And no matter how many times you try to explain to them what the word 'theory' actually means, you get the same moronic response : Monkeys.

EVERYTHING comes from monkeys.

Not only that, but they fail to even address the one simple question that the ridiculous evolution theory raises : "If everything came from monkeys, then why are there monkeys still around today? Why haven't they evolved into stuff too??"

It's insane, friends. So, what?? They expect us to believe that humans came from monkeys? That cats came from monkeys? That dogs came from monkeys? That fish and birds and elephants and racoons came from monkeys?? Seriously, how can they seriously believe a monkey could turn into a gigantic fish like a whale? It's retarded!

Or what about a tree? Trees dont even have hair or tails or monkey-parts?? Still, I guess monkeys swing from trees, so they must somehow figure this means monkeys must have turned into them?? A fine example of atheist logic right there, friends, or should I say the lack of it.

Yes, further proof that atheists are just a bunch of mindless braindead sheep who will believe anything that Darwin guy tells them! And he's dead!!! I guess worshipping monkeys didn't turn out too good for him, huh?

Nope, Not. One. Bit. Amen!

lol Your retarded. 'Everthing ' didnt come from monkeys. There were mammals and marsupials long before 85 mil years ago when the first monkeys began. We came from apes known as Homo habilis and they were of the genus Homo, having about the same size as a chimp's brain but were the only line demonstrating confirmed tool use. Maybe read more on evolutionary theory before you critisize it and make yourself look dumb?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

If there was no death before the fall. How did adam and eve eat the fruit??

Since God is omniscient, scientists who say that fruits and vegetables are living things must be wrong. It's very simple.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

If there was no death before the fall. How did adam and eve eat the fruit??

With their face and mouths.

Jesus wins again!

YIC