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Old 12-08-2010, 04:52 AM
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Thumbs up Science proves that black people look like apes.

Before the flood all people looked like normal folks, white or close to it.

Genesis 9 20And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

God's curse upon the Hammites caused them to look like apes as a study by a black woman has proven. Being an uppity negress, she naturally comes to the wrong conclusions as to why. She claims it was the white man's dehumanization of blacks and not that it's because they do look like apes.

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Crude historical depictions of African Americans as ape-like may have disappeared from mainstream U.S. culture, but research presented in a new paper by psychologists at Stanford, Pennsylvania State University and the University of California-Berkeley reveals that many Americans subconsciously associate blacks with apes.


The connection was made only with African American faces; the paper's third study failed to find an ape association with other non-white groups, such as Asians. Despite such race-specific findings, the researchers stressed that dehumanization and animal imagery have been used for centuries to justify violence against many oppressed groups.


"It's a legacy of our past that the endpoint of evolution is a white man," Eberhardt said. "I don't think it's intentional, but when people learn about human evolution, they walk away with a notion that people of African descent are closer to apes than people of European descent. When people think of a civilized person, a white man comes to mind."


In the paper's fifth study, the researchers subliminally primed 115 white male undergraduates with words associated with either apes (such as "monkey," "chimp," "gorilla") or big cats (such as "lion," "tiger," "panther"). The latter was used as a control because both images are associated with violence and Africa, Eberhardt said. The subjects then watched a two-minute video clip, similar to the television program COPS, depicting several police officers violently beating a man of undetermined race. A mugshot of either a white or a black man was shown at the beginning of the clip to indicate who was being beaten, with a description conveying that, although described by his family as "a loving husband and father," the suspect had a serious criminal record and may have been high on drugs at the time of his arrest.
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes.

Indeed. The negro race has a lot of ape blood in them. When God created them, I think He used spare monkey parts. This is also what gave birth to the idea of evolution, since people like Darwin saw strong similarities between blacks and apes. I can see why they would be mistaken.












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Thank God that I'm a normal white person and not some baboon.
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Amen Brother, I'd rather suffer from diabetes & high blood pressure as I am, rather than being born as a Chimpanese sport person! & I thank Jesus for that
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Thank God that I'm a normal white person and not some baboon.
I am grateful for my whiteness, too. Being white has challenged me... forced me to grow as a Christian ...in ways that being black could never have done.

I firmly believe that if I had been born black, I certainly would know my place. I would cheerfully serve those the Lord placed above me without complaint. I would not lust after Godly white women. I would, instead, do what God wishes, no matter how non-arousing I find that color of flesh, that texture of hair or that foul nigra stench. I would do my duty to procreate within the bounds of my own race.
Deuteronomy 32:8 "When the most High divided to the nations their inheritance, when he separated the sons of Adam, he set the bounds of the people according to the number of the children of Israel."
I would not put on gawdy displays of simian athleticism. I would not strut around, dancing to Satanic voodoo beats. I would not speak in Ebonics. I would never ax anyone a question. In short, I would be the perfect black man! (Perhaps, this is why God did not make me black. It would not be much of a cross for me to bear.)

It's sad that so many of those actually born black don't feel this way!
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It's not just black people:
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I thought the only difference between the two was a slightly better ability to pronounce words.
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I thought the only difference between the two was a slightly better ability to pronounce words.
Apes can at least learn sign language, while Negros can't even master their first language!
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Default Re: Science proves that black people look like apes.

It is probable that God made different type on man so he could keep easy checks on whether one tribe or another was Godly or needed smiting. As He had, at the time of Noah, already designed all the animals, this left him with a problem of what all tribes should look like.

Obviously, the direct descendants of Noah looked like Adam, who looked like Jesus who looks like the normal pale-skinned, blue-eyed, fair haired person. Then he did a bit of work on the eyes and invented Orientals, then he tinted the skin to various shades and we have Injuns, Dot-heads and Arabs, he then started to look around.

I don’t think that today, in a modern world, we can accept the words of the famous rhyme from “A Christian Child’s Garden of Verse”:


“God made the little nigger boys,
He made them in the night;
He made them in a hurry
And forgot to paint them white.”

Rather, the research seems to suggest that monkeys and Darkies inhabit the same parts of the world and thus God suited them to their environment.

The resemblance is therefore purely practical.
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Does this mean we should feed them peanuts?
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I'm sure they would appreciate that. I hear that watermelon and chicken are also popular. I don't think monkeys eat KFC, but that's probably because it doesn't grow wild, so to speak.
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I'm sure they would appreciate that. I hear that watermelon and chicken are also popular. I don't think monkeys eat KFC, but that's probably because it doesn't grow wild, so to speak.
Negroes also seem to be very fond of bananas as this photograph shows:

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Some of them do make sport players

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Hmmmm, looks like Tiger no longer wears a 'Nike' hat. Lost the sponsorship because of his constant raping of white women, no doubt.
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Does this mean we should feed them peanuts?
My mother always used to say "if you pay peanuts you get monkeys." Maybe this is what she meant.
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lolol racism. You guys are hilarious!
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Man I didn't realize you Baptists were such dirty ape Bigots
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