The British gorilla-whisperer David Attenborough, naturist and brother of the more-famous Richard, seems to have got his knickers in a twist.
He has finally admitted that evolution is nonsense, which is good. Unfortunately he feels the need to justify this with some twaddle about it having stopped, rather than never having existed in the first place, but I suppose he doesn't want to lose face.
So far so good - or at least, not as bad as before. The reasons he gives are bizarre, of course, and I don't know what cultural evolution is but don't like the sound of it. But wait!
Excuse me? I can see that at the age of 87 he personally has little to look forward to, apart from a nice dip in the Lake of Fire
But what has this got to do with the rest of us?
Why only qualified support? Let's give him the benefit of the doubt on this - maybe, like me, he's in favor of a zero-child policy in China. But I haven't seen him at any of our campaign fundraisers.
I have no idea what that even means - it sounds like the sort of thing people say when they've been distracted by a squirrel, or a daemon.
I think the sooner he stops talking to the newspapers about matters he doesn't understand and gets back to sitting naked in the forest, the better.
YiC
Attila's Wife
He has finally admitted that evolution is nonsense, which is good. Unfortunately he feels the need to justify this with some twaddle about it having stopped, rather than never having existed in the first place, but I suppose he doesn't want to lose face.
... he believed humans have stopped evolving physically and genetically because of birth control and abortion, but that cultural evolution is proceeding "with extraordinary swiftness".
Attenborough said he was not optimistic about the future and that people should be persuaded against having large families.
But what has this got to do with the rest of us?
(He) also appeared to express qualified support for the one-child policy in China.
He added: "If you were able to persuade people that it is irresponsible to have large families in this day and age, and if material wealth and material conditions are such that people value their materialistic life and don't suffer as a consequence, then that's all to the good.
I think the sooner he stops talking to the newspapers about matters he doesn't understand and gets back to sitting naked in the forest, the better.
YiC
Attila's Wife

What will be the next step? Will evolution run backwards? Will our children become monkeys again? Will our grandchildren develop scales and fins and crawl back into the water?
I look forward to hearing your answers, atheists!

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