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  • New "Species" Discovered - How Long Before Evilutionists Say We Evolved From It?

    Much like recycling, the idea that we need to preserve so-called "endangered species" is an idea found nowhere in the Bible. And yet, it is very rampant today in a liberal generation raised to believe that everything except the Bible is true. These are sad times.

    Scientists Discover Purring Monkey

    More than 400 shiny new species, ones completely unknown to science, have turned up in the Amazon rain forest, according to the latest report from the WWF. The list of novelties includes 45 orchids, a thumbnail-size frog (already highly endangered, with a Latin name that means “that may be lost”), an elusive lizard with a flame pattern that rivals a 1980s sofa, a piranha that refuses meat, and a titi monkey whose babies purr like cats when content.


    Anyone care to place bets on when the suckular scientists will say we evolved from this little creature? I'll bet a potluck dinner it'll be within the next six months.

    Anyone care to disagree?

    Pastor Ed


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    Re: New "Species" Discovered - How Long Before Evilutionists Say We Evolved From It?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    Anyone care to place bets on when the suckular scientists will say we evolved from this little creature? I'll bet a potluck dinner it'll be within the next six months.
    I kind of hope they do. It would make things a bit easier for us. All we would have to do is say, "But if we're descended from monkeys, how come we don't purr?" And Jesus wins again.
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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