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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #16
    Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

    Originally posted by GOD ISNT REAL View Post
    Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted piffletards don't even know what a bat is.


    YOU SUCK


    <---- JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ


    Bats ARE demons you piffleing HELLBOUND Idiot.

    Everyone knows that! Dud!
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #17
      Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

      Originally posted by GOD ISNT REAL View Post
      Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted piffletards don't even know what a bat is.


      YOU SUCK


      <---- JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ
      You've gotten an infraction for your language. Please stop it.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • GOD ISNT REAL
        Unsaved Trash Filthy Chav
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Jun 2008
        • 5

        #18
        Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

        Sorry the language was uncalled for... but seriously .. bats.. deamons.. they've commited less sin in their lives that you have in yours my friends.. and Hablo espanol? JA=HA hence JAJAJAJAJAJAJ = HAHAHAHAHAHAH.. . comrenday?

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

          Originally posted by GOD ISNT REAL View Post
          Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted piffletards don't even know what a bat is.
          God knows what a bat is, since He created them, so let's look in His Word:

          Lev. 11:13-19: And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

          There you have it. Bats are fowls.
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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #20
            Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

            What's with all this JA talk? Are you a filthy dirty Messicant?
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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #21
              Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              God knows what a bat is, since He created them, so let's look in His Word:

              Lev. 11:13-19: And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

              There you have it. Bats are fowls.
              Oh wow! That means we can eat them!
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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #22
                Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                Originally posted by GOD ISNT REAL View Post
                Sorry the language was uncalled for... but seriously .. bats.. deamons.. they've commited less sin in their lives that you have in yours my friends.. and Hablo espanol? JA=HA hence JAJAJAJAJAJAJ = HAHAHAHAHAHAH.. . comrenday?
                Aquí se habla estadounidense. Favor de hablar la lengua preferida de Dios.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • One-eyed Jack
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 1092

                  #23
                  Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                  Pastor Peters has put it straight: bats are birds.

                  God is omniscient and eternal. The Bible is His great book of knowledge; as the late lamented Jerry Falwell said, it is the perfect and comprehensive reference for matters of history, morality, ethics, religion, and science.

                  God, being all-knowing, told us clearly that bats are birds and not mammals. God is always right. If you don't believe that, then you don't believe the Bible and every Christian knows you are damned to Hell. It's as simple as that, sinner!

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                  Dr. Solo has also put it correctly. God did not create transitional forms. Scientists create them in their labs by cobbling together junk they found in alleys and back lots: bits of rock, bricks, discarded false teeth, plaster, and broken pavement. They stick this stuff together and proudly announce a "fossil species new to science!" And boy oh boy, is it ever new!

                  Any "science" not found in the Bible is simply false.

                  ~~ OEJ

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                    Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post

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                    Dr. Solo has also put it correctly. God did not create transitional forms. Scientists create them in their labs by cobbling together junk they found in alleys and back lots: bits of rock, bricks, discarded false teeth, plaster, and broken pavement. They stick this stuff together and proudly announce a "fossil species new to science!" And boy oh boy, is it ever new!

                    Any "science" not found in the Bible is simply false.

                    ~~ OEJ

                    ~~ OEJ
                    AMEN!! Let us never forget the day these monkey worshipers got caught with their pants down with their cobbled together "Piltdown Man" hoax!

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Brother_Percy
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 1359

                      #25
                      Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      AMEN!! Let us never forget the day these monkey worshipers got caught with their pants down with their cobbled together "Piltdown Man" hoax!


                      The very idea that we all 'evolved' from monkeys is hilarious! Why would monkeys STILL exist if they had all 'evolved' into us? And they expect us to buy-into this nonsense?

                      These Evilutionists are REAL dumb!

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                      • snottyduck
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 564

                        #26
                        Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                        Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                        Pastor Peters has put it straight: bats are birds.



                        Any "science" not found in the Bible is simply false.
                        So, if bats are bird, do they lay eggs?? all birds lay eggs, if it doesn't lay an egg it's no bird, simple as that.

                        And about the science, so if science that isn't found inside the bible then your computer is false, space shuttles are false, sattelites are fals and uncountable other scientific tools are false since none of them are mentioned in the Bible.

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                        • One-eyed Jack
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 1092

                          #27
                          Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                          Well, there you go, S-D: You don't believe God's word, so you are lost and damned to hell. Therefore your opinion is worthless...that's the Christian way of understanding, praise Jesus!

                          As an aside, you can see this in acts like President-and-Pastor-to-the-Nation George (GODLY!) Bush's refusal to even read the opinion of the EPA on climate change. Bush knew that these guys are lost and damned, and therefore their opinion was worthless. They're just that simple, sinner!

                          Anyway, if egg-laying is the criterion for birdhood, I just ate a nice fillet of salmon-bird last night. And this morning there was a spider-bird spinning a web in the toolshed. Salmon and spiders lay eggs, you see.

                          I swan to goodness! How, O Mighty Lord, did sinners get to be so pure-dee, stone-headed dense!

                          The Bible is God's guide to knowledge. Now, the Bible never mentions microwave ovens; that means that microwave ovens do not contradict or contravene or contradance anything in God's Book of Ultimate Wisdom. Hallelujah! Slap another frozen pork pattie in the microwave, Ethel, I feel like more sausage with my eggs today.

                          God never prohibited computers, or said anything about quantum physics or penicillin. Now let's just think on that for a moment! It is so marvelous it needs a sermon on it!

                          The Lord -- the MIGHTY ONE, all-knowing, all-wise -- much favored His favorite goatherds, the Israelites. He doted on them, wished them success, and told them He would protect them from evil and make them victorious. He gave them a Big Book of Wise Wisdom to live by.

                          In that Book He could have told them about sterile technique, simply having them boil instruments before lancing boils, circumcising boys, or cleaning gangrenous wounds. He could have told them how to make gunpowder -- a few bombs would have put paid to those Hittites, iron chariots or no! He could have given them higher mathematics, algebra and even the calculus -- a great gift indeed to a people he wanted to succeed beyond the dreams of Dale Carnegie.

                          But He did not do it. No sir! There is nothing in the Bible that is inconsistent with the mind of a bronze-age goatherd.

                          And that's why it is so marvelous! How can you NOT believe in a God who so cleverly, so duplicitiously, conceals His perfect and all-encompassing knowledge of physics, biology, math, and chemistry? What a Guy! What a Deity!

                          Praise the Lord, S-D, I don't know why you don't run off and Get Yourself SAVED! Right now! Fall into the arms of Jesus!

                          ~~ OEJ

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                          • Brother_Percy
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 1359

                            #28
                            Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                            Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                            Space shuttles are false, sattelites are fals and uncountable other scientific tools.
                            Hilarious, snot! Do you believe EVERYTHING NASA tells you? I bet you believe man walked on the moon too!! You goth retard!

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #29
                              Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                              So, if bats are bird, do they lay eggs?? all birds lay eggs, if it doesn't lay an egg it's no bird, simple as that.
                              People like you prefer error even when the Truth is staring you right in the face. If God says that a particular creature is a bird, and it doesn't lay eggs, then obviously, your assertion that all birds lay eggs has been disproved. If you say one thing, and God says something else that's mutually exclusive, then one of you is wrong, and it certainly isn't God.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #30
                                Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                                {sigh} It looks like Dora Denkins has given Birth again.



                                I know that Birth control is wrong, but..........

                                {sigh}

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