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  • tommy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 392

    #76
    Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Brother, as you pointed out, this horror is in NORWAY, a country which makes even the effeminate sissies of France look tough. If New Zealand proves to be unsuitable as the earth's nuclear waste depository because it is being taken over by mudslums, Norway is the second choice.
    You mustn't forget Poland! sissie pro-choice gay catholics.
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729

      #77
      Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

      Originally posted by Brother Phil View Post
      I think that someone should give you 50 infraction points because you called me a homosexual! THat would only be fair. I know that i called you one earlier but doesn't the bible say to turn the other cheek?
      Just like a homer, wanting a good True Christian(tm) man to "turn the other cheek" toward his engorged tallywhacker.

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      • Gary Templeton
        Seeking the Truth
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2006
        • 26

        #78
        Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

        Whales are most probably smarter than Nigros, I'm pretty sure of that.

        Gary

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        • tommy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2006
          • 392

          #79
          Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

          Originally posted by PussywhippedByChrist View Post
          Whales are most probably smarter than Nigros, I'm pretty sure of that.

          Gary
          How can you be so sure? Have you done any experiments, tests, researches...?
          What you said is stupid and ignorant and wrong.

          Stop categorizing!!!

          If I'm not mistaken Asians have the highest average IQ in the states.
          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
          Exodus 15:3

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #80
            Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

            Probably because "IQ" is a meaningless concept invented by Chinamen to bring them closer to taking over the world and forcing nice Christians like ourselves to worship false gods like "Buddha," who is really just Satan in a fat-suit. It hasn't a lick of credibility.
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            • tommy
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2006
              • 392

              #81
              Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

              Originally posted by Virginia Dentata View Post
              Probably because "IQ" is a meaningless concept invented by Chinamen to bring them closer to taking over the world and forcing nice Christians like ourselves to worship false gods like "Buddha," who is really just Satan in a fat-suit. It hasn't a lick of credibility.
              If you say so....
              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
              Exodus 15:3

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              • tommy
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 392

                #82
                Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                Race does not affect intelligence.
                The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                Exodus 15:3

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #83
                  Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                  Originally posted by tommy View Post
                  Race does not affect intelligence.
                  Son, have you been sniffing that reefer again? Where do you come up with this demonic nonsense? Are you honestly going to claim that a blue-gummed, thick-lipped, nappy-haired, crack-smoking, savage nigra possesses the same intelligence as our beloved Pastor Pistle?

                  I'm glad I'm not you.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Star Finder
                    Rock Worshipper
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1092

                    #84
                    Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                    "Brother" Phil you said

                    you can't because any scientist who tried would be murdered by the catholic church. Take Socrates for example.
                    but it is well known that Socrates was killed for corrupting the morals of the youth of Athens. He did that by seducing them and having anal sex with them and turning them into homo pansies. This is the start of homerism in the world.

                    I don't believe in the bible but I know that men were made by the Creator out of clay made from his piss and sweat and blood and that whales are fish given to us by HIM to eat and to rub the fatty flesh all over our bodies.
                    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                    • Star Finder
                      Rock Worshipper
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1092

                      #85
                      Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                      Looks like "Baby" Phil lost this argument!

                      He knows when he been licked. and he can't show his face.
                      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                      • tommy
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 392

                        #86
                        Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Son, have you been sniffing that reefer again? Where do you come up with this demonic nonsense? Are you honestly going to claim that a blue-gummed, thick-lipped, nappy-haired, crack-smoking, savage nigra possesses the same intelligence as our beloved Pastor Pistle?

                        I'm glad I'm not you.
                        I'm glad your not me, so I can be me...or something.

                        There are intlligent people of all races. But not all use their intelligence. Pastor Al did.
                        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                        Exodus 15:3

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                        • Poetic Peter
                          Christian Poet Emeritus
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1696

                          #87
                          Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                          Stop the tommyrot.

                          God created animals to serve and instruct mankind
                          regarding ways -not- to behave.

                          He teaches us NOT to jump off lemming cliffs;

                          to NOT parade as nancy penguins gargling fish heads;

                          to NOT insert donkey sticks in beknighted mares;

                          to NOT do as the animals do.

                          Man is not an animal. He is a divinely inspired aspirant whose aim must be
                          to be of his Maker,
                          with his maker, and to rapture only to His maker.

                          Homosex is NOT part of the equation.

                          We are not cockdiddlers. We are of the spirit that
                          we have only one lover, and that is God Himself.

                          Speaking for all men (women are not men),

                          Peter BFG




                          Big For God

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #88
                            Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                            Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                            we have only one lover, and that is God Himself.

                            Peter BFG

                            Big For God
                            Peter -

                            I realize you're a poet, and often use colorful words and concepts to communicate. However, some of your language is worrisome, if not disturbing, to me.

                            It sounds like you don't just LOVE God, but you're IN love with God. Do I misunderstand?

                            If I DO understand correctly, I'm not sure I want to know what's "Big For God", but I hope it's your heart.

                            Confuzzled,

                            OYK

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                            • see_the_light
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1386

                              #89
                              Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                              Peter -

                              I realize you're a poet, and often use colorful words and concepts to communicate. However, some of your language is worrisome, if not disturbing, to me.

                              It sounds like you don't just LOVE God, but you're IN love with God. Do I misunderstand?

                              If I DO understand correctly, I'm not sure I want to know what's "Big For God", but I hope it's your heart.

                              Confuzzled,

                              OYK
                              I was a bit worried, but there is this part that put my soul to rest...

                              "Homosex is NOT part of the equation. "

                              As GOD creted man in HIS LIKENESS then it would be Homosex that "in loveness" you mention, and the good poet explicitily denies it.

                              PRAISE THE LORD!

                              p.s. but the poet should try to avoid worrying caring members of good standing, he must create more manly texts that leave no doubt even on the quickest reading.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #90
                                Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                                To put this thread back on track, I'd like to offer the latest in flat-out made-up lies brought to you by the monkey worshipers of the world. THIS time, not only are they trying to sell that discredited theory that the earth God created 6,000 - 10,000 years ago is actually 65 bazillion years old, but now they have new lie to force down our throats: The largest dinosaur that ever lived was actually a chicken.

                                T. Rex Related to Chickens

                                An adolescent female Tyrannosaurus Rex died 68 million years ago, but its bones still contain intact soft tissue, including the oldest preserved proteins ever found, scientists say.

                                And a comparison of the protein's chemical structure to a slew of other species showed an evolutionary link between T. Rex and chickens, bolstering the idea that birds evolved from dinosaurs.

                                The collagen proteins were found hidden inside the leg bone of the T. Rex fossil, according to two studies published in the April 13 issue of the journal Science. Collagen is the main ingredient of connective tissue in animals and is found in cartilage, ligaments, tendons, hooves, bones and teeth. It yields gelatin and glue when boiled in water.

                                "I mean can you imagine pulling a bone out the ground after 68 million years and then getting intact protein sequences?" said John Asara of Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center and Harvard Medical School, lead author of one of the studies. "That's just mind boggling how much preservation there is in these bones."

                                The previous record holder for the oldest protein tissue belonged to collagen found in a 100,000- to 300,000-year-old mammoth bone.

                                The new finding will be viewed skeptically, admitted one of the researchers involved in the two studies. "It's very, very, very controversial because most people have gone on record saying there's an absolute time limit to anything that's protein or DNA," said Mary Schweitzer, a molecular paleontologist at North Carolina State University

                                Matthew Carrano, a dinosaur curator at the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C., who was not involved in either study, said the protein findings are robust. "Here are the pieces of the protein. If you're going to refute this you have to explain how these pieces got in there," Carrano said in a telephone interview.

                                The T. Rex leg bone, which looks like a giant drumstick, was unearthed by Jack Horner of the Museum of the Rockies in 2003 in the Hell Creek Formation, a fossil-packed area that spans Montana, Wyoming and North and South Dakota.
                                The last I heard, collagen is some stuff they put in ladies' face cream. Now how did a jar of ladies face cream get hidden inside a giant dinosaur's drumstick bone I wonder?

                                When will these God hating scientists stop and realize that their lies make Christ upset?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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