[Mrs. Rogers]

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No thats not true... here i will admit it: I believe that God is real and that he sent his only son to die on the cross for me!

And yet you don't place any value on the scientific facts within the Bible, facts written by God Himself?

Jesus is not a big fan of cafeteria christians, my dear.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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And yet you don't place any value on the scientific facts within the Bible, facts written by God Himself?

Jesus is not a big fan of cafeteria christians, my dear.

First off... God never wrote the bible!!!! Second there arent scientific answers to the controversial questions. Un like you we cant just hear something and think... wouldnt it be great if thie explained the creation of animals... no we need actual facts that can be proven or shown.

and honny just by saying that last statement you are just as much of a cafeteria christian as i am... were just picking different things. And who gave you the responsibility of choosing who is a cafeteria christian? No i am not. I believe whole heartedly in Jesus and the love of the father! I am NOT a cafeteria christian, but i am a christian who can back up his beliefs with evidence!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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and honny

Listen here sonny, you won't be catching my True Christian™ bee with your rancid breakfast spreads - I cannot abide those who disrespect God's Word by picking and choosing what suits them, rather than facing the Truth™.

2 Timothy 3:16 -- All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness (Emphasis mine).

Indeed, every Word within the Bible is holy - and that includes the LORD's detailed account regarding His creating the Earth, Adam and evil Eve, etc.

Or do you suspect God was lying, dear?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Evolution is a completely seperate theory which has almost irrefutable proof. THe scientific community wanted toturn it into the evolutionary law, but they saw what the ignorant christians did to Sir Iaasic Newton when he came described gravity.

Would you like to tell all of us just what "the ignorant christians" actually DID to Issac Newton? I'd love to hear the story.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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As I understood it, Newton was a devout True Christian that was persecuted by the faggity Roman Cathylickers for rejecting their advances into his unmentionable area! Little know fact!

[Brother Temperance]

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Wait who said anything about turning a monkey into a man. The Theory of evolution and The Big bang are two seperate theories... the big bang does not explain speciation. Yes friction can turn a scattered mess into neat order: thats how they make rock candy. Oh no i hope i didn't ruin your favorite candy by telling you that it supports the big bang theory.

So are you now claiming that candy also forms naturally, and doesn't need an intelligent designer?

God never wrote the bible!!!!

Then what's the point of paying attention to it? If it's not God's word, what makes it better than Das Kapital or Harry Potter or Mein Kampf or the Little Book of Hugs?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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First off... God never wrote the bible!!!! Second there arent scientific answers to the controversial questions. Un like you we cant just hear something and think... wouldnt it be great if thie explained the creation of animals... no we need actual facts that can be proven or shown.

and honny just by saying that last statement you are just as much of a cafeteria christian as i am... were just picking different things. And who gave you the responsibility of choosing who is a cafeteria christian? No i am not. I believe whole heartedly in Jesus and the love of the father! I am NOT a cafeteria christian, but i am a christian who can back up his beliefs with evidence!

God never wrote the Bible?! Sir, just how many pills did you take this morning? The fact that God wrote the Bible is one of the most proven in History--moreso than gravity! The Bible, the infallible Book that He wrote says that He wrote it -- what more proof do you want? Some people just choose to believe anything ! Also, I am offended by your statement that there are no scientifical answers to these questions. Everything in the Bible has been scientifically shown to be 110% true! I have tested everything in the Bible and proven it to be True, despite what LIEberal self-labeled scientists will have you believe. My doctorate thesis at Landover Baptist University for the Saved was based on proving the Bible 110% accurate, and I was able to do so (with the help of a healthy tithing plan) in just under 3 months! GLORY!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Listen here sonny, you won't be catching my True Christian™ bee with your rancid breakfast spreads - I cannot abide those who disrespect God's Word by picking and choosing what suits them, rather than facing the Truth™.

2 Timothy 3:16 -- All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness (Emphasis mine).

Indeed, every Word within the Bible is holy - and that includes the LORD's detailed account regarding His creating the Earth, Adam and evil Eve, etc.

Or do you suspect God was lying, dear?

INSPIRED!! do you know what that means? It means that the MEN who wrote the bible were motovated to do so by the work of Jesus and by their personal experiances with the Lord.

And by the way Moses wrote the "detalied account" of the creation of the earth and the creatures on it SEVERAL years after it happened.

Learn some facts before you put a stupid statement out there

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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There is no scripture that says that God himself sat down at his huge Heavenly table with scroll and quill and wrote out the Bible.

Name 5 things that have ever been scientifficaly proven in the bible... you can't because any scientist who tried would be murdered by the catholic church. Take Socrates for example. And another thing: in order to scietifically prove that the Bible is true it would take a whole lot more that 3 months. How did you prove mary's conception of jesus? How did you prove that the flood did infact wipe out all of the earth? WHere did Cain get his wife? There is not a popsickle's chance in hell that you Difinitivly proved all of these things!

By the way what was your doctoate in... (un-Christian term deleted)?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Name 5 things that have ever been scientifficaly proven in the bible... you can't because any scientist who tried would be murdered by the catholic church. Take Socrates for example.

Socrates was murdered by the Catholic church? I'm dying to see the citation for that one.

[Brother Temperance]

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There is no scripture that says that God himself sat down at his huge Heavenly table with scroll and quill and wrote out the Bible.

Name 5 things that have ever been scientifficaly proven in the bible... you can't because any scientist who tried would be murdered by the catholic church. Take Socrates for example. And another thing: in order to scietifically prove that the Bible is true it would take a whole lot more that 3 months. How did you prove mary's conception of jesus? How did you prove that the flood did infact wipe out all of the earth? WHere did Cain get his wife? There is not a popsickle's chance in hell that you Difinitivly proved all of these things!

So, are you saying God inspires people to write things that aren't true? Are you calling God a liar?

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Ok maybe not the catholic church but he was definatly put to death by the prominent religious leaders of the day for his scientific theories as was galaleo

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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No that is not what i am saying i am saying that Moses wrote the first acount of creation. He was writing it to explain it to other people who do not like change. In order to tell the people how it kinda went down he used simple terms and very non radical ideas... i mean look people are afraid of change and finicky, i mean dang look at you. Just because a book written by A bunch of dead guys doesnt speciffically say that evolution as described by Darwin occured you go crazy and call it herecy! The world at that time would have been ripped apart by those ideas, much like the christian world is today.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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There is no scripture that says that God himself sat down at his huge Heavenly table with scroll and quill and wrote out the Bible.




Name 5 things that have ever been scientifficaly proven in the bible... you can't because any scientist who tried would be murdered by the catholic church. Take Socrates for example. And another thing: in order to scietifically prove that the Bible is true it would take a whole lot more that 3 months. How did you prove mary's conception of jesus? How did you prove that the flood did infact wipe out all of the earth? WHere did Cain get his wife? There is not a popsickle's chance in hell that you Difinitivly proved all of these things!

By the way what was your doctoate in... bullshitology?

It's too painful to lower myself into the sort of stupidity which would be necessary to counter your nonsensical babbling, so I am going to leave it to someone else. Others here can tolerate doofs better than I can.

[Brother Temperance]

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Just because a book written by A bunch of dead guys doesnt speciffically say that evolution as described by Darwin occured you go crazy and call it herecy! The world at that time would have been ripped apart by those ideas, much like the christian world is today.

It's not that it doesn't specifically say that evolution occurred, it lays out a description that is incompatible with evolution. Is the Bible right or is Darwin? And why would God have a problem with the world being ripped apart? Look at what he did to the Tower of Babel.