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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    The Latest Darwinista Craziness

    Ok, get ready for a good laugh. The monkey-worshiping eggheads have come up with another "new theory". Are you ready for this? They are now claiming that if a fish is big enough, then it must be HUMAN!

    Humpback whales have "human" brain cells

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Humpback whales have a type of brain cell seen only in humans, the great apes, and other cetaceans such as dolphins, U.S. researchers reported on Monday.

    This might mean such whales are more intelligent than they have been given credit for, and suggests the basis for complex brains either evolved more than once, or has gone unused by most species of animals, the researchers said.

    The finding may help explain some of the behaviours seen in whales, such as intricate communication skills, the formation of alliances, cooperation, cultural transmission and tool usage, the researchers report in The Anatomical Record.

    Patrick Hof and Estel Van der Gucht of the Department of Neuroscience at Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York studied the brains of humpback whales and discovered a type of cell called a spindle neuron in the cortex, in areas comparable to where they are seen in humans and great apes.

    Although the function of spindle neurons is not well understood, they may be involved in cognition -- learning, remembering and recognizing the world around oneself. Spindle cells may be affected by Alzheimer's disease and other debilitating brain disorders such as autism and schizophrenia.
    I swear, these fools get wackier every day! I'd like to see a whale use a chainsaw or drive my Lincoln Navigator. If they're so smart, how come the japs keep tossing spears through their skulls and chopping their brains up into sushi burgers?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Brother Phil
    • Nov 2006
    • 124

    #2
    Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

    Actually, Humans and dolphins do have brian cells that are not very common in the animal kingdom. THey are called Glial cells. THe Glial system is like the chemical nervous system. Nerves opperate based on electro-static potentials (voltage) where as Glial cells opperate off of chemical messengers by way of diffusion. Glial cells seem to correlate heavily with Intelegence. Humans and Dolphins are the top of the evolutionary chain. These two species have characteristic highly advanced logic skills as well as an ability to comprehend. What sets Dolphins and Humans apart is our ability to obtain what we want not only what we need to survive.

    Spindle Neurons are another good example of highly advanced Neural cells that also seem to correlate with intelegence. Actually with the new research on These Spindle Neurons, there is the possiblility of a cure or atleast an aid to alzheimers. This can be done by studying the way that these neurons develop their signature spindle shaped protective layer (mylon)

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    • Brother Phil
      • Nov 2006
      • 124

      #3
      Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

      By the way Whales and Dolphins are not fish! you should have learned that in grade school!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

        HAHAHAHAHA! Oh stop! HAAAHAHAHAaaa! You're killing me!!

        You guys just pull this stuff out of your behinds, don't you....
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Phil
          • Nov 2006
          • 124

          #5
          Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

          No we actually have physical evidence to support our claims... you have a book written by men... let me guess you think that the world is only 6000 years old dont you?

          Hey if you need proof we can slice your brain open and stick it under a microscope. that way you could see these cells for your self. But wait you are probably not smart enough to have enough to actually distinguish them from the other stuff.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

            I suggest that you read the Holy Bible, and perhaps THIS thread as well.

            The idea that the universe was created by no one out of nothing is crazy. So is the monkey-soup theory. But you guys are entertaining, Ill give you that.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Phil
              • Nov 2006
              • 124

              #7
              Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

              You like most Creationist christians probably have no idea what Darwin actually said. If you do i would love to be proved wrong... so go ahead, tell me in your own words what darwin actualy said!

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              • Brother Phil
                • Nov 2006
                • 124

                #8
                Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                By the way those points are borderline retarded! You dont have one cogent argument! If you actually knew what darwin said you would realize that those points are complete crap.

                To answer your order out of chaos question, maybe you should look up the chaos theory. It clearly states that though the universe does have a tendancy towards disorder energy can overcome this pull towards entropy and create order: For example if you drop a deck of cards off of the empire state building you will notice that they do not stay to gether on the way down (chaos) then to make them a stack of cards again you need to exert energy!

                Or take a super saturated solution of table salt, NaCl. When that solution is sitting in a glass it is in chaos. But if energy is applied to the system there will be chrystalization (order) chaos to order happens on a daily basis

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                  Originally posted by Brother Phil View Post
                  To answer your order out of chaos question, maybe you should look up the chaos theory. It clearly states that though the universe does have a tendancy towards disorder energy can overcome this pull towards entropy and create order: For example if you drop a deck of cards off of the empire state building you will notice that they do not stay to gether on the way down (chaos) then to make them a stack of cards again you need to exert energy!

                  Or take a super saturated solution of table salt, NaCl. When that solution is sitting in a glass it is in chaos. But if energy is applied to the system there will be chrystalization (order) chaos to order happens on a daily basis
                  So where does this energy come from, if not God? Energy is not all that is needed to restore order in a deck of cards, an intelligent designer is also necessary.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Brother Phil
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 124

                    #10
                    Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                    Not necessarily, the force of friction is enough to over come the shift towards entropy. That is actually one of the theories about how the big bang got its energy was that when you ahve a superdense mass all it takes is one more particle to unbalance the system that one more particle could ahve created friction or exerted a force on the individual atoms. Take stars for example: to get a star to go from Super Giant to Super nova only takes the unbalanced force of like 2 hydrogen atoms

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                      Originally posted by Brother Phil View Post
                      Not necessarily, the force of friction is enough to over come the shift towards entropy. That is actually one of the theories about how the big bang got its energy was that when you ahve a superdense mass all it takes is one more particle to unbalance the system that one more particle could ahve created friction or exerted a force on the individual atoms. Take stars for example: to get a star to go from Super Giant to Super nova only takes the unbalanced force of like 2 hydrogen atoms
                      So friction alone can turn a randomly scattered mess into a neat pile and turn a monkey into a man, can it? Come off it.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Brother Phil
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 124

                        #12
                        Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                        Wait who said anything about turning a monkey into a man. The Theory of evolution and The Big bang are two seperate theories... the big bang does not explain speciation. Yes friction can turn a scattered mess into neat order: thats how they make rock candy. Oh no i hope i didn't ruin your favorite candy by telling you that it supports the big bang theory.

                        Evolution is a completely seperate theory which has almost irrefutable proof. THe scientific community wanted toturn it into the evolutionary law, but they saw what the ignorant christians did to Sir Iaasic Newton when he came described gravity.

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                        • Brother Phil
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 124

                          #13
                          Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                          and also if you really think about it the big bang can be explained by the law of Entropy: Which is more orderly one super dence super massive body or billions upon billions of particles and planets?

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                          • Brother Love
                            Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 403

                            #14
                            Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                            ABOMINATION!

                            DESOLATION!!

                            SATAN'S LIAR!!

                            The monkey bones they finds is the bones of DEMONS and of the people God DESTROYED in the flood!!

                            But you and you kind is never goins to admit that GOD IS REAL.

                            Ha!

                            JESUS IS LORD!

                            Confess you SINS and turn to JESUS!!
                            Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                            "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                            "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                            • Brother Phil
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 124

                              #15
                              Re: The Latest Darwinista Craziness

                              IGNORANT!

                              BLIND!

                              STUPID!

                              DUMB ASS!

                              look i can insult you in capital letters with exclamation points too!

                              No thats not true... here i will admit it: I believe that God is real and that he sent his only son to die on the cross for me!

                              It is you that is the ignorant one. You are too stupid to see what is put infront of your eyes! You think of fossils as wicked men and animals that perished in the flood. You also believe that that happened 4000 years ago...

                              You also believe that the earth is only 6000 years old. There are rocks out side of your church that are older than 6000 years old! Question do you deny the existance of Lead on the earth... because if you dont then the earth must be older than 6000 years! Lead doens't occur naturally in the universe it is the product of the radioactive decoposition of Uranium you know the stuff we blew Japan to pieces with! It takes about 6.4 billion years for uranium to decompose into lead, and unless you are so incredibly brilliant that you can come up with an alternate explanation for the presence of Lead on the earth (that doesnt involve God just saying so and it happened), there is NO WAY that the earth is only 6000 years old

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