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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Thank "the gods"? You are thrilled that you were taught secular "science" instead of God's Truth, so that you can follow the secular path into ridiculous superstition, believing in multiple false "gods"?

    My education had nothing to do with my choice of religion.

    I bet you carry a rabbit's foot for good luck, don't walk under ladders, conduct made-up "rituals" to please your made-up "gods", and toss spilled salt over your shoulder. Am I right?

    No. I would never mutilate an animal. Walking under ladders is only unlucky if the ladder happens to fall on you. My devotional practices are designed to make me feel more in harmony with the universal One, not to please or to appease anthropomorphic concepts of Deity. Tossing salt over my shoulder would be a waste of food, something I consider a grave sin.

    The Creation is Truth. They should teach Truth, not silly stories. Why would they teach some made-up story about giant tortoises?

    Oh, I see. You're making a funny, aren't you?
    Genesis and the giant tortoise are equally provable, in that neither is provable.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Mister Brasil
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 518

      #17
      Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

      Originally posted by Oscar Wilde View Post
      It is not my given name, my mother named me a biblical name of course
      I don't remember Oscar from my Bible studies. Where was he mentioned?
      Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

        Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
        Genesis and the giant tortoise are equally provable, in that neither is provable.
        Genesis is provable: The Earth is here.

        The tortoise is disprovable: Show me the tortoise upon which the Earth rests.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #19
          Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Genesis is provable: The Earth is here.

          The tortoise is disprovable: Show me the tortoise upon which the Earth rests.


          It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
            It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.
            God said it, so it must be so.

            2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #21
              Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              God said it, so it must be so.
              Quote:
              2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

              Paul said that, not God.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Oscar Wilde
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2008
                • 10

                #22
                Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                A good idea in principle, but I don't see any reason why adults should be able to get hold of this dangerous material either. There's no age limit on anthrax, which is basically pretty similar to evilutionist textbooks.

                Then why don't you just use that one? It'd have the added advantage of not making people think you're a drunken sodomite IRA terrorist leprechaun corpse.

                It doesn't scare us, but:
                1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
                You don't seem to be very good at that.

                No, we're not immune from harm. I've been born again in Christ, but if I put my face through a window or got on a plane with muslims on it I'd still end up suffering quite a considerable degree of discomfort. Job was a loyal servant of God, remember.
                Satan was never allowed to harm job....

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                  Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                  Quote:
                  2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

                  Paul said that, not God.
                  God says it first. We're just His meat puppets. So shut your yap, witch.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #24
                    Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    God says it first. We're just His meat puppets.

                    Speak for yourself, boy-o. I'm no puppet.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                      Speak for yourself, boy-o. I'm no puppet.
                      You're a puppet of satan. Everyone knows it, witch.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2026
                        • 15118

                        #26
                        Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                        Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                        I'm no puppet.
                        I wouldn't be so sure.
                        There was less wood used in the last Thunderbirds Movie.

                        Hint: avoid scratching your head, you don't want splinters.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                          Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                          It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.
                          I'm waiting for proof of the giant tortoise. Earth is sitting on it, right? So where is it?
                          Originally posted by Oscar Wilde View Post
                          Satan was never allowed to harm job....
                          No?

                          Job 2

                          1 Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD.

                          2 And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

                          3 And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.

                          4 And Satan answered the LORD, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.

                          5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.

                          6 And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.

                          7 So went Satan forth from the presence of the LORD, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #28
                            Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            I'm waiting for proof of the giant tortoise. Earth is sitting on it, right? So where is it?

                            No?

                            I never said that the giant tortoise was provable. In fact, I said just the opposite. I said that the giant tortoise was just as provable as Genesis - both are impossible to prove.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                              Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                              I never said that the giant tortoise was provable. In fact, I said just the opposite. I said that the giant tortoise was just as provable as Genesis - both are impossible to prove.
                              Wrong again you nitwit. Genesis is a book in the Holy Bible, which has been proven conclusively to be true.

                              No one has ever seen a "giant tortoise."
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                • May 2007
                                • 3056

                                #30
                                Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Wrong again you nitwit. Genesis is a book in the Holy Bible, which has been proven conclusively to be true.

                                No one has ever seen a "giant tortoise."

                                Hilarious video. You do realize that the video you posted is a work of $atire, don't you? It even says so on the MySpace page linked to it http://www.myspace.com/eddiecurrent.
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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