[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Thank "the gods"? You are thrilled that you were taught secular "science" instead of God's Truth, so that you can follow the secular path into ridiculous superstition, believing in multiple false "gods"?

My education had nothing to do with my choice of religion.

I bet you carry a rabbit's foot for good luck, don't walk under ladders, conduct made-up "rituals" to please your made-up "gods", and toss spilled salt over your shoulder. Am I right?

No. I would never mutilate an animal. Walking under ladders is only unlucky if the ladder happens to fall on you. My devotional practices are designed to make me feel more in harmony with the universal One, not to please or to appease anthropomorphic concepts of Deity. Tossing salt over my shoulder would be a waste of food, something I consider a grave sin.

The Creation is Truth. They should teach Truth, not silly stories. Why would they teach some made-up story about giant tortoises?

Oh, I see. You're making a funny, aren't you?

Genesis and the giant tortoise are equally provable, in that neither is provable.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

It is not my given name, my mother named me a biblical name of course

I don't remember Oscar from my Bible studies. Where was he mentioned?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Genesis and the giant tortoise are equally provable, in that neither is provable.

Genesis is provable: The Earth is here.

The tortoise is disprovable: Show me the tortoise upon which the Earth rests.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Genesis is provable: The Earth is here.

The tortoise is disprovable: Show me the tortoise upon which the Earth rests.

It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.

God said it, so it must be so.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

God said it, so it must be so.

Quote:
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

Paul said that, not God.

[Oscar Wilde]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

A good idea in principle, but I don't see any reason why adults should be able to get hold of this dangerous material either. There's no age limit on anthrax, which is basically pretty similar to evilutionist textbooks.

Then why don't you just use that one? It'd have the added advantage of not making people think you're a drunken sodomite IRA terrorist leprechaun corpse.

It doesn't scare us, but:
1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
You don't seem to be very good at that.

No, we're not immune from harm. I've been born again in Christ, but if I put my face through a window or got on a plane with muslims on it I'd still end up suffering quite a considerable degree of discomfort. Job was a loyal servant of God, remember.

Satan was never allowed to harm job....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Quote:
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

Paul said that, not God.

God says it first. We're just His meat puppets. So shut your yap, witch.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

God says it first. We're just His meat puppets.

Speak for yourself, boy-o. I'm no puppet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Speak for yourself, boy-o. I'm no puppet.

You're a puppet of satan. Everyone knows it, witch.

[Talitha]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

I'm no puppet.

I wouldn't be so sure.
There was less wood used in the last Thunderbirds Movie.

Hint: avoid scratching your head, you don't want splinters.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.

I'm waiting for proof of the giant tortoise. Earth is sitting on it, right? So where is it?

Satan was never allowed to harm job....

No?

Job 2

1 Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD.

2 And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

3 And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.

4 And Satan answered the LORD, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.

5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.

6 And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.

7 So went Satan forth from the presence of the LORD, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

I'm waiting for proof of the giant tortoise. Earth is sitting on it, right? So where is it?

No?

I never said that the giant tortoise was provable. In fact, I said just the opposite. I said that the giant tortoise was just as provable as Genesis - both are impossible to prove.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

I never said that the giant tortoise was provable. In fact, I said just the opposite. I said that the giant tortoise was just as provable as Genesis - both are impossible to prove.

Wrong again you nitwit. Genesis is a book in the Holy Bible, which has been proven conclusively to be true.

No one has ever seen a "giant tortoise."

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Wrong again you nitwit. Genesis is a book in the Holy Bible, which has been proven conclusively to be true.

No one has ever seen a "giant tortoise."

Hilarious video. You do realize that the video you posted is a work of $atire, don't you? It even says so on the MySpace page linked to it http://www.myspace.com/eddiecurrent.