[Tallywacker Hater]

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You are then saying that your predicament is the result of God's cruelty. God is Just rather than Cruel; it is clear that you are a punishment to your parents for their sins. There's plenty about, "unto the 10th generation in the Bible. Your mother probably was lying with your father whilst she was unclean, or some such.

Well, my dad did come from a Catholic family. I went to Catholic mass until I was, what, twelve. I was even an altar boy a time or two.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, my dad did come from a Catholic family. I went to Catholic mass until I was, what, twelve. I was even an altar boy a time or two.

NOW we're getting somewhere. That explains why you're a queer who desperately wants to wear dresses and beads. You want to be a papist priest!

How many times were you raped on the altar in front of all that statuary?

[Tallywacker Hater]

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NOW we're getting somewhere. That explains why you're a queer who desperately wants to wear dresses and beads. You want to be a papist priest!

How many times were you raped on the altar in front of all that statuary?

Oh, ick, no! Catholicism is no fun at all!

Besides, Catholics have been at the forefront of the fight to keep women down for most of history. Why would I join sides with a group that wants to treat me like I'm inferior?

And, to be honest, when I did go to Catholic church, the priest was older than the people who are called "older than dirt." I'd be surprised if he was actually able to get an erection at that age.

[VictoryOS]

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Besides, Catholics have been at the forefront of the fight to keep women down for most of history. Why would I join sides with a group that wants to treat me like I'm inferior?

But you're not inferior. You're a man.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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But you're not inferior. You're a man.

You're half right.

I'm not inferior but I'm not a man.

You know, this is the first place I've been called a man in nearly a year.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You're half right.

I'm not inferior but I'm not a man.

You know, this is the first place I've been called a man in nearly a year.

See, you can't just hold your breath and stamp your feet and pretend that you aren't a man. It doesn't work that way. God gave you a tallywacker and that means He made you as a man. You can truthfully say that you are a perverted, disgusting unsaved scum of a man, but trying to claim that you aren't a man is an affront to Jesus.

Next you'll try and tell us that you're a parakeet or a sack of potatoes. Don't be stupid.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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See, you can't just hold your breath and stamp your feet and pretend that you aren't a man. It doesn't work that way. God gave you a tallywacker and that means He made you as a man. You can truthfully say that you are a perverted, disgusting unsaved scum of a man, but trying to claim that you aren't a man is an affront to Jesus.

Next you'll try and tell us that you're a parakeet or a sack of potatoes. Don't be stupid.

Okay, really, I think this kinda depends on how you define a man. Is it defined by what's between their legs? I know of a guy who had an accident at work that resulted with some pretty severe injuries that included the total destruction of his penis and one of his testicles. Is he still a man? I also know of a girl who was born with a penis and testicles but for some odd reason, her body still produced estrogen and otherwise totally resembles a woman. Is she a man?

Fact remains, male brains and female brains are different from each other. Men and women don't think alike or feel alike or move alike or any of that stuff. My brain is closer to a female brain than a male brain and trying to make it otherwise just caused me problems.

BTW, just curious, but is anybody here able to say the word "p***s" or "v****a?" Seriously, hearing about a "tallywacker" is getting kinda redundant. At least think up a new word for male reproductive organs!

And who thought up the name "Tally Ho" for me? It doesn't make sense. Then again, most of what you people do doesn't make sense.

[VictoryOS]

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So when they chop off your tallywacker, will you start having a monthly time of uncleanliness as a real woman does? That's something I've been wondering about since you got here, but kept forgetting to ask.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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So when they chop off your tallywacker, will you start having a monthly time of uncleanliness as a real woman does? That's something I've been wondering about since you got here, but kept forgetting to ask.

No when a girl has her "trouser snake" turned into a "trouser clam," she still doesn't have a period.

Kinda a shame; I always wished I could have children.

However, some doctors will prescribe hormones to transsexuals in a way that will simulate PMS. I don't really agree with that idea; I had thought that avoiding PMS as an advantage of being trans.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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No when a girl has her "trouser snake" turned into a "trouser clam," she still doesn't have a period.

Kinda a shame; I always wished I could have children.

However, some doctors will prescribe hormones to transsexuals in a way that will simulate PMS. I don't really agree with that idea; I had thought that avoiding PMS as an advantage of being trans.

You will never be a "real" woman. Even author Fran Leibowitz noted that you have to experience the pain of menstrual cramps month after month to make you a "real" woman. The most you are going to get out of this might be a minor role in a John Waters movie.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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You will never be a "real" woman. Even author Fran Leibowitz noted that you have to experience the pain of menstrual cramps month after month to make you a "real" woman. The most you are going to get out of this might be a minor role in a John Waters movie.

Meh. I as much as I wish I could have children, I can do without my monthlies.

Truth is, I come alot closer to being a "real" woman than a "real" man.

I'm a much happier woman than I could ever have been as a man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Meh. I as much as I wish I could have children, I can do without my monthlies.

Truth is, I come alot closer to being a "real" woman than a "real" man.

I'm a much happier woman than I could ever have been as a man.

Your problem is that real means "real" to you. True Christians™ know what real is. We don't hedge our bets.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Your problem is that real means "real" to you. True Christians™ know what real is. We don't hedge our bets.

Sure you do! By your very deffinition, Christians hedge your bets on exactly which god needs worshipping!

Think about it: if the Catholic (or "Cat-lick) god is real, you're going to hell. If the Muslim (or "Moo-slim") god is real, eternal damnation. If the MCC god is real, well, you're hellbound.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Sure you do! By your very deffinition, Christians hedge your bets on exactly which god needs worshipping!

Think about it: if the Catholic (or "Cat-lick) god is real, you're going to hell. If the Muslim (or "Moo-slim") god is real, eternal damnation. If the MCC god is real, well, you're hellbound.

We follow the KJV Holy Bible Tally! We certainly don't have to worry about this nonsense. Catholic or Muslim god being real?? You make me laugh.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sure you do! By your very deffinition, Christians hedge your bets on exactly which god needs worshipping!

Think about it: if the Catholic (or "Cat-lick) god is real, you're going to hell. If the Muslim (or "Moo-slim") god is real, eternal damnation. If the MCC god is real, well, you're hellbound.

But if ANY of those Gods are real, your goose is cooked. I know of no religion on earth that thinks queers are normal, much less heaven bound.

The unvarnished, unmitigated truth is, there is only one God and His word is the Holy KJV1611 Bible. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

The only problem here is that you are a liar.

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.