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Re: Who are you praying for Jesus to raise from the dead this Easter?
I’d like to speak to my work colleague’s baby who died not long after being born to find out once and for all what he did that was so repugnant to Jesus that He smote him bare minutes after birth.
My money’s on him being a homersexualist but I never be able to collect the bet unless I have proof.
And he better tell the truth or Jesus will be even more angry with him.
Leviticus 5:1 5 And if a soul sin, and hear the voice of swearing, and is a witness, whether he hath seen or known of it; if he do not utter it, then he shall bear his iniquity
YIC
I’d like to speak to my work colleague’s baby who died not long after being born to find out once and for all what he did that was so repugnant to Jesus that He smote him bare minutes after birth.
My money’s on him being a homersexualist but I never be able to collect the bet unless I have proof.
And he better tell the truth or Jesus will be even more angry with him.
Leviticus 5:1 5 And if a soul sin, and hear the voice of swearing, and is a witness, whether he hath seen or known of it; if he do not utter it, then he shall bear his iniquity
YIC
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