PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT!

**MitzaLizalor** · 04-30-2019, 08:30 AM

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The Bible does not advocate gender fluidity, except insofar as genitally deformed individuals may be born to reprobates or their children and grandchildren across four generations as a punishment. Although such wretches would have an indeterminate status that probably changes a bit from time to time and thus could be thought of as gender fluid just about, Jesus does not come into this category. Additionally, most people obsessing over gender fluidity are actually normal. Abnormal specimens have already got used to themselves before they encounter undeformed persons and don't make a fuss.

I cannot recommend learning Gaelic. Nothing worth saying requires Gaelic to say it. Anything that can only be said in Gaelic is not worth saying. Are you familiar with Rossshire at all?

**Isabella White** · 04-30-2019, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post

It is sad and beautiful that a person is so sincere but still seeing only a small part of the elephant. I am seeing that your bible and faith are more fragile than I was thinking and that any crack in them is so devastating that you are desperately trying to dismiss them. Yes. I am very sorry if I am offending you. I am not thinking that it is very important if there was one woman in one gospel and two in another but I am seeing now that the elephant of the gospels in your bi le is resting on four legs made of brittle clay and the legs are Mark and Matthew and Luke and John and a crack in one of these legs will send the whole elephant rumbling down.Yes?

My dear Miss Shah: Can you please explain to me, a woman of 84 years, and a faithful, humble servant of the

for most of those years (saved at the age of 7), what in Heaven's name you are going on about? What is this nonsense about comparing the

with an elephant? May I remind you that the

is not a circus act? It appears to me that you've been inhaling too much wicked windaloo. For one thing, the

will not cause "the whole elephant rumbling down". (Where on Earth did you ever get such an idea?) If you'll kindly open your

, you will see that trusting in the

will guarantee you a solid foundation IF you put your trust in the

. I highly recommend that you kneel before

and ask

to forgive you for such outrageous beliefs. I will also add that since you have found your way to

, here at

, then you are in the right place to find guidance from the

believers of the

. May

Love guide you as you repent of your rebellious, independent ways and follow

. A blessed day to you, dear Miss Shah. Sincerely, Isabella W.

P.S. And please don't forget to read this Scripture carefully, to see that the "elephant" will not rumble down. You will see what I mean. Yes? Yes!

Luke 6:47,48:
47 Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like:
48 He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock.

P.P.S. And please be gentle with my dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry. Your messages may be tiring to him after he's been on his knees all night, leading other young men to the heights of Glory.

**IlliterateMe** · 05-20-2019, 10:17 PM

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No! PRAISE KIM JONG UN, HE IS THE ONLY GOD! ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE! YES, THAT IS THE TRUTH, ALL OTHER GODS ARE FAKE! PRAISE HIM! HE IS YOUR SAVIOR

NORTH KOREA ONLY KOREA!

**Cranky Old Man** · 05-20-2019, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by KillMe View Post

No! PRAISE KIM JONG UN, HE IS THE ONLY GOD! ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE! YES, THAT IS THE TRUTH, ALL OTHER GODS ARE FAKE! PRAISE HIM! HE IS YOUR SAVIOR NORTH KOREA ONLY KOREA!

I'll ignore that you're unable to use lowercase letters.
I'll ignore that you clearly have no idea how bad it is to live in North Korea.
I'll ignore that you think a human could be a God.

But could you please please please stop raping innocent little children in their behinds and become a decent Christian instead?

**Texas Hold** · 06-04-2019, 01:27 PM

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Yo! I just realised. Jesus never got laid! Poor dude never got to experience a MAN or WOMAN in bed. Poor dude. I bet with the holes in his hands they could’ve done something mad kinky!

**Isabella White** · 06-04-2019, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Texas Hold View Post

Yo! I just realised. Jesus never got laid! Poor dude never got to experience a MAN or WOMAN in bed. Poor dude. I bet with the holes in his hands they could’ve done something mad kinky!

Young man, if this is your idea of being funny, then you need to go back to the drawing board and start over. Your disgraceful, disgusting comment will not go unnoticed when you stand before the

on Judgment Day. And if I had my way, your mouth would be getting washed out with a bar of soap before then! Apart from that, you need to REPENT of your sins if you ever want to escape the fires of

, which you so deserve, most assuredly!

I Corinthians 6: 9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Matthew 24:41 "Then he shall also say unto those who shall be on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into eternal fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

**Didymus Much** · 06-04-2019, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Texas Hold View Post

Yo! I just realised. Jesus never got laid!...

Ok, you've obviously never read the Bible. That's your right, to remain ignorant.

But, don't you think, in that case, that criticizing it (and the people who have read it) is just a tad hypocritical?

**Texas Hold** · 06-04-2019, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Isabella White View Post

Young man, if this is your idea of being funny, then you need to go back to the drawing board and start over. Your disgraceful, disgusting comment will not go unnoticed when you stand before the

on Judgment Day. And if I had my way, your mouth would be getting washed out with a bar of soap before then! Apart from that, you need to REPENT of your sins if you ever want to escape the fires of

, which you so deserve, most assuredly!

I Corinthians 6: 9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Matthew 24:41 "Then he shall also say unto those who shall be on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into eternal fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

if you guys had a profanity filter you could stop me from saying piffle. Or ***reference to female genitalia***. But serious question. Did Jesus ever get that ass

**Didymus Much** · 06-04-2019, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Texas Hold View Post

...But serious question...

No, it's not.

...Did Jesus ever get that ass

Why not read the Bible (the whole thing, not just the feel-good crap [about 10% of the actual text] they serve up in most "churches") and find out the truth for yourself?

**Isabella White** · 06-04-2019, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Texas Hold View Post

if you guys had a profanity filter you could stop me from saying piffle. Or (profanity). But serious question. Did Jesus ever get that (profanity).

Young man, I think you will find that you will have tested the limits of our

, Godly moderators. Apart from that,

Almighty has taken note, and He will remind you of this when He utters these terrible words to you on Judgment Day: "GO TO

!!"

Matthew 10:28 "And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."

Repent, young man, repent, for the hour is near!

Acts 3:19 "Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord."

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

**Texas Hold** · 06-04-2019, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by Isabella White View Post

Young man, I think you will find that you will have tested the limits of our

, Godly moderators. Apart from that,

Almighty has taken note, and He will remind you of this when He utters these terrible words to you on Judgment Day: "GO TO

!!"

Matthew 10:28 "And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."

Repent, young man, repent, for the hour is near!

Acts 3:19 "Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord."

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

oh btw. you think Ryan Reynolds is hot? i think he is very hot. even as deadpool he still looks pretty good. id love to get tainted by him mid combat. P.S: Praise Faux

**Isabella White** · 06-04-2019, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by Texas Hold View Post

oh btw. you think Ryan Reynolds is hot? i think he is very hot. even as deadpool he still looks pretty good. id love to get tainted by him mid combat. P.S: Praise Faux

Young lady, the only Reynolds I know of is Reynolds Wrap. And what you have written is a clear rejection of the Grace of

Almighty, as you have shown absolutely no interest in

plan of salvation, as outlined in the

.
You might be thinking, "yeah, whatever", but those words will be your biggest regret when your very being is on FIRE for all of eternity.

Isaiah 66:24 "And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh."

Truly, I am concerned for your soul, and it is my hope that you will become serious and seek the

as your only

, your Redemption, your only Hope.

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

**Texas Hold** · 06-05-2019, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by Isabella White View Post

Young lady, the only Reynolds I know of is Reynolds Wrap. And what you have written is a clear rejection of the Grace of

Almighty, as you have shown absolutely no interest in

plan of salvation, as outlined in the

.
You might be thinking, "yeah, whatever", but those words will be your biggest regret when your very being is on FIRE for all of eternity.

Isaiah 66:24 "And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh."

Truly, I am concerned for your soul, and it is my hope that you will become serious and seek the

as your only

, your Redemption, your only Hope.

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

you know exactly who im talking about. gay sex with Ryan Reynolds. Holy shit that would be hot

Also eternal fire? Sounds like Dark Souls to me

**Isabella White** · 06-05-2019, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Texas Hold View Post

you know exactly who im talking about. gay sex with Ryan Reynolds. (Deleted, deleted) that would be hot. Also eternal fire? Sounds like Dark Souls to me

Young lady, I can assure you that I have never heard of that Reynolds person. And what you think you would do together that "would be hot" is nothing compared to the real heat that you will experience when you are on FIRE in

, for ALL of eternity. Have you no concern regarding your future? Can you not see how dangerous your situation is? Kindly read this very carefully, and connect the dots to see how it applies to YOU:

Galatians 5:19-21:
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

**Texas Hold** · 06-05-2019, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by Isabella White View Post

Young lady, I can assure you that I have never heard of that Reynolds person. And what you think you would do together that "would be hot" is nothing compared to the real heat that you will experience when you are on FIRE in

, for ALL of eternity. Have you no concern regarding your future? Can you not see how dangerous your situation is? Kindly read this very carefully, and connect the dots to see how it applies to YOU:

Galatians 5:19-21:
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

I think im just gonna continue to be a furry. P.S: the heat of hell is nothing compared to those ***reference to fornication removed***

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