Easter is about Jesus. Period

[Marshall]

Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

Look here Jack(if thats your real name),
Jesus didn't like silly rabbits. He died temporarily on a Roman torture cross for our sins! It took a long time for Him to seemingly die too. It's not like He was waterboarded by the CIA, He really suffered. The least you could do is show some appreciation by not mocking His ordeal with bunnies and boiled eggs.
I'm offended by the way the mainstream uses Easter as a greeting card holiday.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

So what about Christian bunnies?

Show us one.

And show us where Jesus had anything to do with bunnies.

[Jack]

Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

So what about Christian bunnies?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

I wonder if the Romans thought to themselves...

"man, this seems a lot like mithras"

V

Deja vu, eh?

[Brother V]

Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans

I wonder if the Romans thought to themselves...

"man, this seems a lot like mithras"

V

[Marshall]

Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

Don't forget, Jesus didn't hippity hop down any bunny trails when He temporarily died for our sins. He was tortured by the Pagan proto Wiccan Romans and sent to His Glorious fate by the filthy Jews who chose a scabrous criminal over our Lord and Saviour. He didn't hang on the Cross of Calvary so kids could frolic on lawns and mock Him with colorful eggs and Chinese candies.

Easter is serious business so stifle the fun factory and get back to appreciating Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What about the Bells of Rome?

Rome is filled with gypsy pickpockets and mary-worshiping papist paedophiles, so whatever bells they ring hold no meaning for any True Christian™.

To me, Easter is the time to celebrate and remember how our Saviour suffered unspeakable temporary pain, died a temporary death, then arose on the third day having miraculously washed away all of our sins*. We cannot thank Him enough for that. It is literally impossible.

*Certain conditions apply, see the fine print of the Holy KJV1611 Bible for complete details. No Saviours were actually harmed in the redemption of your soul, as being God Almighty would neccessarily mitigate any pain or destruction of flesh.

[Brother John]

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What about the Bells of Rome?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

GLORY!!!!!!!

HAPPY EASTER DAMMIT!!!

[SUV]

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Here I am, Mother Glynndie, FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!

But, JESUS! we won't have to sit around and talk about the Bible or anything, though, will we? I am much too busy coordinating my EASTER ENSEMBLE

[Glendora Christianson]

Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA

PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.