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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #46
    Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham

    Pork Ice Cream
    Active time: 45 min Start to finish: 17 3/4 hr (includes chilling and freezing)

    Makes about 1 1/4 quarts.

    Ingredients
    1 1/2 cups diced raw pork
    1 can pork gravy
    3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar
    2 teaspoons cornstarch
    1 1/4 cups whole milk
    2 large egg yolks
    1/4 teaspoon vanilla
    1 cup chilled heavy cream

    Special equipment: an instant-read thermometer; an ice cream maker
    Accompaniment: lacy rice noodle crisps

    Preparation
    Bring pork, 1/2 cup gravy, and 1/2 cup sugar to a boil in a 2- to 3-quart heavy saucepan, stirring until sugar is dissolved. Reduce heat and simmer, stirring occasionally, until pork is tender, about 5 minutes. Stir together cornstarch and remaining gravy in a small bowl until cornstarch is dissolved, then add to cooked pork mixture and simmer, stirring frequently, until thickened, about 1 minute.
    Bring milk just to a boil in a 1 1/2- to 2-quart heavy saucepan. Whisk together yolks, remaining 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar, and a large pinch of salt in a bowl, then add hot milk in a stream, whisking. Pour custard back into saucepan and cook over moderately low heat, stirring with a wooden spoon, until custard registers 170 to 175°F on thermometer, 2 to 3 minutes. Immediately pour custard through a very fine-mesh sieve into a bowl, then stir in pork mixture and vanilla and cool to room temperature, stirring occasionally. Stir in cream, then chill custard, covered, until very cold, about 4 hours.

    Freeze custard in ice cream maker. Transfer ice cream to an airtight container and put in freezer to harden, at least 12 hours.
    Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 03-27-2007, 06:58 PM. Reason: Spacing

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    • WiccanCouple6
      • Mar 2007
      • 97

      #47
      Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Dear Lezbean, bull dyke, baby-eater,

      Please stop making this thread about YOU. Quite frankly I tire of hearing about your sinful personal life.

      Are you here to give your life to JESUS or to waste our GODLY bandwith?

      p/s: Thank GOD that dreadful pink font is gone.

      Stern, Sister Thumper
      Let me see here why did I repsond to your post because I am none of the terms you addressed in your opening line. One can love Jesus and give their heart to him WITHOUT becoming a member of your UNGODLY church.
      As for my Pink font, Here it is just for you. Unless I'm banned I WILL post here for as long as it is permitted by your UNgodly pastor's. If I'm damned to Hell, I'm 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% certain I'll see MOST if not ALL of you there. Till next time Tootles. <<Kisses to all>>
      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 03-27-2007, 07:52 PM. Reason: Sorry, we don't "Think Pink" at LBC. Pinkness removed.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #48
        Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham

        Originally posted by WiccanCouple6;52796[B
        Let me see here why did I repsond to your post because I am none of the terms you addressed in your opening line. One can love Jesus and give their heart to him WITHOUT becoming a member of your UNGODLY church. [/B][/COLOR]
        [COLOR=magenta]As for my Pink font, Here it is just for you. Unless I'm banned I WILL post here for as long as it is permitted by your UNgodly pastor's. If I'm damned to Hell, I'm 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% certain I'll see MOST if not ALL of you there. Till next time Tootles. <<Kisses to all>>[/]
        Why you uppity, back-talking, impudent bull-dyke,

        You have been assigned 100 infraction points for sassing a Moderator.

        Please behave on God's Favorite Forum. Pastors aren't the ONLY ones with itchy Ban Button fingers.

        Stern, Sister Thumper
        Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 03-27-2007, 07:11 PM.
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        • WiccanCouple6
          • Mar 2007
          • 97

          #49
          Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Why you uppity, back-talking, impudent bull-dyke,

          You have been assigned 100 infraction points for sassing a Moderator.

          Please behave on God's Favorite Forum. Pastors aren't the ONLY ones with itchy Ban Button fingers.

          Stern, Sister Thumper

          What's the word I'm searching for.................Oh yeah, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Big Deal
          Last edited by OnYourKnees; 03-27-2007, 07:53 PM. Reason: No Pinks in LBC!

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #50
            Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham

            Originally posted by WiccanCouple6 View Post
            What's the word I'm searching for.................Oh yeah, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Big Deal
            Mrs. Snotty Pink Wicked --

            We do not allow Pinks in God's Favorite Forum, whether Commie or other. Therefore, you will not be allowed to post in Pink anymore.

            You clearly hate Jesus and His Holy Father JeHoVaH - I for one fail to understand why you continue to subject us to your sub-par grammar and sub-human intellect. A GENIUS, you are not. A SLACKER, more like!!

            Unless you can demonstrate some valid reason for wanting to be here, I suggest you find a substitute Church where you may slack off and harass and persecute someone else with your Pinkness.

            Landover Baptist Church does NOT "Think Pink"!
            Last edited by OnYourKnees; 03-28-2007, 04:14 AM.

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            • H. Montague Worthington
              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2716

              #51
              Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham

              Guantanamo Pig's Knuckles With Sauerkraut & Dumplings

              1 each egg, well beaten
              1 cup flour
              1 1/2 tablespoon butter, melted
              1/2 cup water
              1/2 teaspoon salt
              1 dash nutmeg
              5 each pig's knuckles
              2 1/2 lb sauerkraut

              Clean, scrape and wash thoroughly the pig's knuckles. Combine with the sauerkraut and cover with cold water. Cook slowly until the knuckles are tender. To the beaten egg, add the melted butter and water. Sift the flour, salt and nutmeg together and combine with egg mixture. Beat thoroughly. If necessary, add more flour to make batter stiff enough to drop from spoon. 20 minutes before serving drop the batter by spoonfuls into the hot sauerkraut. Cover pot tightly and serve as soon as dumplings are cooked. Force feed to Mudslime Terrorists on Easter Sunday.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #52
                Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham

                Originally posted by WiccanCouple6 View Post
                You can't ever tell when a person make a TYPO. The word NOT was supposed to be up there, but what should I expect from such "superior" being such as yourself?
                Friend, typos are one thing, but leaving out a word that changes the entire meaning of your sentence is another. If you're in the habit of casually leaving the word "not" out of sentences, how do we know that you didn't meant to write "The word NOT was NOT supposed to be up there, but what should I expect from such "superior" being such as yourself?"
                Originally posted by WiccanCouple6 View Post
                Let me see here why did I repsond to your post because I am none of the terms you addressed in your opening line. One can love Jesus and give their heart to him WITHOUT becoming a member of your UNGODLY church.
                Yes, because who would know more about loving Jesus? An entire Church full of Godfearing Christians or one deranged pagan who rejects Jesus' lovingkindness and spits in his eye?
                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                Guantanamo Pig's Knuckles With Sauerkraut & Dumplings
                ...
                Praise! Something tells me that the eggs won't be the only things that are "well beaten" in that recipe!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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