[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

There's certainly only one quack here!

PRAISE JESUS! There is at least one sinner who can see the truth!

Way to go Apollyon!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I like this, also. Where's a good tomb, Sister?

Perhaps we should build a replica of Christ's tomb at Freehold just for this purpose. I'm certain it wouldn't count as a graven image.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Oh, so what explanation do you have for Christ happening to come back from the dead on Easter Miss Smartypants?

Easy. I don't believe that ever happened.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Easy. I don't believe that ever happened.

A BELIEF is not an explanation.
You could believe whatever, but that doesn't make it true.
You could believe the sky is green, but it's blue..
Let's stick to facts here shall we, how do you explain that Jesus came back during easter if He was dead?



This tomb isn't the tomb of Jesus, if Jesus is buried there. (Cause Jesus is alive and not buried, PRAISE!)
As Jesus left His tomb when He was ressurected, the tomb would be totally empty if it was the true one.
These silly atheists have some severe problems when it comes to logic thinking!

If they think that sticking some box into a cave and writing "Jesus" on it, is going to fool God's elect they must be retarded!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

The only way to really celebrate Easter is to emulate the Agonies of OurLordJesus™


We meet at Pastor's this Good Friday. Please bring your own tenpenny nails. Slivovitz optional.

I agree with Sister Sue, we need to have a crucifixion! I wonder if we might be able to raffle off crucifixions so we might raise money for Pastor Pistle's new opal sink?

[SUV]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I agree with Sister Sue, we need to have a crucifixion! I wonder if we might be able to raffle off crucifixions so we might raise money for Pastor Pistle's new opal sink?

Sister! Yes! If the "Sisters" at St. Odo of Clune can raffle off outboard motor tickets, why can't we, as True Christians, hold a raffle too?

Just so long as it doesn't end in the Sinful cathylick game of "Bingo"

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

They celebrate Easter different over here. All the men go around and beat the women with willow whips to chase the devil from them. Then they have to give the men some slivovice to drink. Beating the Hell out of women is always a good idea.

Not for much longer, if the antichrist nazi dogs at the EU have anything to do with it!

The Czech Republic has asked the European Union for a permanent exemption on legislation governing the production of slivovice, or plum brandy. The Czech News Agency report claimed the distilling of slivovice did not conform to the EU's directives on the production of fruit-based spirits. Mostly produced in Moravia, slivovice differs from similar plum brandies because alcohol is added to the mixture during the distilling process, a procedure banned in the EU.

I'm nearly certain that the prohibition of slivovice is mentioned somewhere in Revelation as a sign of the End Times.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Not for much longer, if the antichrist nazi dogs at the EU have anything to do with it!

I'm nearly certain that the prohibition of slivovice is mentioned somewhere in Revelation as a sign of the End Times.

Luckily we don't care! The Czech Government gave us the right to homebrew 100 liters a year, tax free!
Home school and home brew!

[WiccanCouple6 (On Moderation)]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

What's wrong with allowing a child believe in the Easter bunny? Is it not the same as one believing in Santa Claus? As long as we as parents teach them the true meaning of this Holiday's why not allow them to have a little fun? I believe in allowing my children partake in Trick O Treating as well, I see no harm in it. They're children.

[Talitha]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Your Children should be protected from these evils not encouraged to partake in them.
Do you not understand the wicked sexual connotations of Rabbits?
What's wrong with you people?

If you can't look after your children in a True Christian™ you should put them up for sale.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

You can slice it any way you want, fact is, you guys still stole the 'easter' idea from the Pagan 'Oestara'.
Even the names sound the same for crying out loud....they weren't even making an effort to hide their theft of names and dates.

Again with the Olestra.

Could you please explain why Olestra is so important to you pagan types?

What's wrong with allowing a child believe in the Easter bunny? Is it not the same as one believing in Santa Claus? As long as we as parents teach them the true meaning of this Holiday's why not allow them to have a little fun? I believe in allowing my children partake in Trick O Treating as well, I see no harm in it. They're children.

The Easter Bunny, like Satan Claus, is a fictional character about which parents LIE to their children.

We at Landover Baptist Church do not teach our children to wait for the Easter Bunny to bring them presents, nor Santa at Christmas.

Christmas is the celebration of the birth of our Savior, not a time for kids to say GIMME GIMME PRESENTS! Easter is the celebration of our Savior's resurrection, not a time for egg-laying rabbits (more GIMME GIMME!).

So, I see you lie to your children about Satan Claus. You tell them that an obese pedophile is watching their every move -- he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake -- obsessively writing down each deed, so he may reward them annually. You use ridiculous lies and perversion to control your children, yet react with outrage at an honest, Godly use of a switch?

I assume you use the same technique with the rabbit.

I will never understand such distorted morals.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

It's 'Oestara', not 'Olestra', and it's important because it's one of our holidays. Which that pathetic excuse of a Roman emperor constantine perverted while getting (or trying to) people to convert.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I believe in allowing my children partake in Trick O Treating as well, I see no harm in it. They're children.

Of course you do. You are raising them to be filthy degenerate witches like you are. THAT is child abuse according to Jesus.

[Brother John]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

It's 'Oestara', not 'Olestra', and it's important because it's one of our holidays. Which that pathetic excuse of a Roman emperor constantine perverted while getting (or trying to) people to convert.

You know, there is a difference between the etymology of a word (Oestara, Easter) and the effective origins of the tradition, which are in no way traceable to some kind of hurdy-gurdy belief.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I was always under the impression that olestra was a Godly chemcal additive designed by Proctor and Gamble to save costs in the production of the junk food they survive on (whats a little "anal leakage" between friends?).

What connection it has to the pagan witch fertility ceremonies of Easter is beyond me.