A good idea, but still pagan.

[eliot mayfield]

They celebrate Easter different over here. All the men go around and beat the women with willow whips to chase the devil from them. Then they have to give the men some slivovice to drink. Beating the Hell out of women is always a good idea.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

They celebrate Easter different over here. All the men go around and beat the women with willow whips to chase the devil from them. Then they have to give the men some slivovice to drink. Beating the Hell out of women is always a good idea.

You know you have a point there Brother Eliot. I have occasionally noticed that unsaved heathens and cultists have a few isolated customs and practices that seem quite reasonable and even Godly. Other than hating Jesus of course.....

In chinkland for example, the make their squaws (or whatever they call them) walk a few paces behind the men. And not only at Easter!

[Daniel]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

You know you have a point there Brother Eliot. I have occasionally noticed that unsaved heathens and cultists have a few isolated customs and practices that seem quite reasonable and even Godly. Other than hating Jesus of course.....

In chinkland for example, they make their squaws (or whatever they call them) walk a few paces behind the men. And not only at Easter!

A good idea no matter where you live. Women should know that men are of a higher rank and respect them for it.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

thats horrible! (sorry pastor exikel but it is0 nobody should be whiped especialy on oster which is a holy day for so many religions mine to. my coven is going to cast good spells at a great place in the forest we really like n i think well cast spells to make u like women better n not want to whip any especially ur wifes.

[SUV]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

The only way to really celebrate Easter is to emulate the Agonies of OurLordJesus™

Here's how they do it in the Philippine Islands:





(Yes, that is a woman having herself Crucified for the 15th time!)



GO, YOU NUTTY FLIPS!!!

Now come on, people, are we going to let ourselves be outdone by a bunch of wogs?!

We meet at Pastor's this Good Friday. Please bring your own tenpenny nails. Slivovitz optional.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I don't know, Sister SUV. They are catlicks, after all, and they obsess with the death of our Lord, often forgetting He has Risen. Perhaps a better, more Baptist, way of emulating Him would be by sleeping in a tomb and walking out on the third day.

[SUV]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I don't know, Sister SUV. They are catlicks, after all, and they obsess with the death of our Lord, often forgetting He has Risen. Perhaps a better, more Baptist, way of emulating Him would be by sleeping in a tomb and walking out on the third day.

I like this, also. Where's a good tomb, Sister?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

You can slice it any way you want, fact is, you guys still stole the 'easter' idea from the Pagan 'Oestara'.
Even the names sound the same for crying out loud....they weren't even making an effort to hide their theft of names and dates.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

You can slice it any way you want, fact is, you guys still stole the 'easter' idea from the Pagan 'Oestara'.
Even the names sound the same for crying out loud....they weren't even making an effort to hide their theft of names and dates.

Wrong Rachael, it was you pagans who pre-stole Easter from us Christians just to mock Christ's suffering. He died for your sins and this is how you repay him; putting some horribly fertility feast on the day He redeems the world before He does it!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Wrong Rachael, it was you pagans who pre-stole Easter from us Christians just to mock Christ's suffering. He died for your sins and this is how you repay him; putting some horribly fertility feast on the day He redeems the world before He does it!

Of coooooouuuurrrssse, Booby Joe, and up is down and backwards is sideways and people walk around with ducks on their heads and windmills glued to their backs.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Of coooooouuuurrrssse, Booby Joe, and up is down and backwards is sideways and people walk around with ducks on their heads and windmills glued to their backs.

What is time to God and things like angels and demons. They exist outside of time as we know it. Clearly the Devil learned about the Resurrection from God when He created The World and moved to mock it.

It is the only logical explanation.

[Brother John]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

You can slice it any way you want, fact is, you guys still stole the 'easter' idea from the Pagan 'Oestara'.
Even the names sound the same for crying out loud....they weren't even making an effort to hide their theft of names and dates.

I suppose the Jews were also pagan, when they celebrated their Pesach feast (on which Easter is based).

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

What is time to God and things like angels and demons. They exist outside of time as we know it. Clearly the Devil learned about the Resurrection from God when He created The World and moved to mock it.

It is the only logical explanation.

So will you be attaching one windmill to your back this year or two? And will it be a male or female duck on your head?

[Brother John]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

So will you be attaching one windmill to your back this year or two? And will it be a male or female duck on your head?

There's certainly only one quack here!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

So will you be attaching one windmill to your back this year or two? And will it be a male or female duck on your head?

Oh, so what explanation do you have for Christ happening to come back from the dead on Easter Miss Smartypants?