[WiccanCouple6 (On Moderation)]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

What's wrong with allowing a child believe in the Easter bunny? Is it not the same as one believing in Santa Claus? As long as we as parents teach them the true meaning of this Holiday's why not allow them to have a little fun? I believe in allowing my children partake in Trick O Treating as well, I see no harm in it. They're children.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Not for much longer, if the antichrist nazi dogs at the EU have anything to do with it!

I'm nearly certain that the prohibition of slivovice is mentioned somewhere in Revelation as a sign of the End Times.

Luckily we don't care! The Czech Government gave us the right to homebrew 100 liters a year, tax free!
Home school and home brew!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

They celebrate Easter different over here. All the men go around and beat the women with willow whips to chase the devil from them. Then they have to give the men some slivovice to drink. Beating the Hell out of women is always a good idea.

Not for much longer, if the antichrist nazi dogs at the EU have anything to do with it!

The Czech Republic has asked the European Union for a permanent exemption on legislation governing the production of slivovice, or plum brandy. The Czech News Agency report claimed the distilling of slivovice did not conform to the EU's directives on the production of fruit-based spirits. Mostly produced in Moravia, slivovice differs from similar plum brandies because alcohol is added to the mixture during the distilling process, a procedure banned in the EU.

I'm nearly certain that the prohibition of slivovice is mentioned somewhere in Revelation as a sign of the End Times.

[SUV]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I agree with Sister Sue, we need to have a crucifixion! I wonder if we might be able to raffle off crucifixions so we might raise money for Pastor Pistle's new opal sink?

Sister! Yes! If the "Sisters" at St. Odo of Clune can raffle off outboard motor tickets, why can't we, as True Christians, hold a raffle too?

Just so long as it doesn't end in the Sinful cathylick game of "Bingo"

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

The only way to really celebrate Easter is to emulate the Agonies of OurLordJesus™


We meet at Pastor's this Good Friday. Please bring your own tenpenny nails. Slivovitz optional.

I agree with Sister Sue, we need to have a crucifixion! I wonder if we might be able to raffle off crucifixions so we might raise money for Pastor Pistle's new opal sink?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Easy. I don't believe that ever happened.

A BELIEF is not an explanation.
You could believe whatever, but that doesn't make it true.
You could believe the sky is green, but it's blue..
Let's stick to facts here shall we, how do you explain that Jesus came back during easter if He was dead?



This tomb isn't the tomb of Jesus, if Jesus is buried there. (Cause Jesus is alive and not buried, PRAISE!)
As Jesus left His tomb when He was ressurected, the tomb would be totally empty if it was the true one.
These silly atheists have some severe problems when it comes to logic thinking!

If they think that sticking some box into a cave and writing "Jesus" on it, is going to fool God's elect they must be retarded!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Oh, so what explanation do you have for Christ happening to come back from the dead on Easter Miss Smartypants?

Easy. I don't believe that ever happened.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

I like this, also. Where's a good tomb, Sister?

Perhaps we should build a replica of Christ's tomb at Freehold just for this purpose. I'm certain it wouldn't count as a graven image.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

There's certainly only one quack here!

PRAISE JESUS! There is at least one sinner who can see the truth!

Way to go Apollyon!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

So will you be attaching one windmill to your back this year or two? And will it be a male or female duck on your head?

Oh, so what explanation do you have for Christ happening to come back from the dead on Easter Miss Smartypants?

[Brother John]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

So will you be attaching one windmill to your back this year or two? And will it be a male or female duck on your head?

There's certainly only one quack here!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

What is time to God and things like angels and demons. They exist outside of time as we know it. Clearly the Devil learned about the Resurrection from God when He created The World and moved to mock it.

It is the only logical explanation.

So will you be attaching one windmill to your back this year or two? And will it be a male or female duck on your head?

[Brother John]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

You can slice it any way you want, fact is, you guys still stole the 'easter' idea from the Pagan 'Oestara'.
Even the names sound the same for crying out loud....they weren't even making an effort to hide their theft of names and dates.

I suppose the Jews were also pagan, when they celebrated their Pesach feast (on which Easter is based).

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Of coooooouuuurrrssse, Booby Joe, and up is down and backwards is sideways and people walk around with ducks on their heads and windmills glued to their backs.

What is time to God and things like angels and demons. They exist outside of time as we know it. Clearly the Devil learned about the Resurrection from God when He created The World and moved to mock it.

It is the only logical explanation.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A good idea, but still pagan.

Wrong Rachael, it was you pagans who pre-stole Easter from us Christians just to mock Christ's suffering. He died for your sins and this is how you repay him; putting some horribly fertility feast on the day He redeems the world before He does it!

Of coooooouuuurrrssse, Booby Joe, and up is down and backwards is sideways and people walk around with ducks on their heads and windmills glued to their backs.