[OnYourKnees]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

That doesn't sound like anything even remotely resembling love to me.

If you'd read the whole Bible, you'd know that God offers Unconditional* Love for All!

Get right with God, and Get You Some Love!



*Unconditional Love Offer subject to the following Terms and Conditions: Recipient of Unconditional Love must follow all commandments of God/Jesus in the Holy KJV1611 Bible (dietary regulations excepted), and also give God/Jesus complete and unquestioning faith, obedience, and servitude for all eternity. In exchange, Recipient may continue to offer such faith, obedience, and servitude to God/Jesus in Heaven (in person) for all eternity, or until such time as Recipient fails to meet his/her obligations and is cast into Hellfire for eternal suffering.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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Which should help explain why you remain unsaved trash. Your father is satan.

My father is an ordinary human man - I know he's my father because I have his eyes, nose, and chin.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Don't hate us because we are sharing God's love with you.

"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians. 4:16

I don't hate you at all - I simply disagree with your theology.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't hate you at all - I simply disagree with your theology.

To disagree with us is to disagree with Jesus. To disagree with Jesus is to hate Him. You are barking down the wrong path, and on the very day He rose from the grave!

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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If you'd read the whole Bible, you'd know that God offers Unconditional* Love for All!

Get right with God, and Get You Some Love!



*Unconditional Love Offer subject to the following Terms and Conditions: Recipient of Unconditional Love must follow all commandments of God/Jesus in the Holy KJV1611 Bible (dietary regulations excepted), and also give God/Jesus complete and unquestioning faith, obedience, and servitude for all eternity. In exchange, Recipient may continue to offer such faith, obedience, and servitude to God/Jesus in Heaven (in person) for all eternity, or until such time as Recipient fails to meet his/her obligations and is cast into Hellfire for eternal suffering.

Sorry, but when you add conditions, disclaimers, provisos, and other loopholes, it's not unconditional. It just makes your god sound petty.

[OnYourKnees]

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Sorry, but when you add conditions, disclaimers, provisos, and other loopholes, it's not unconditional. It just makes your god sound petty.

Sorry, God/Jesus only gives His Unconditional Love to His Followers.

If it were for everyone, there'd not be much motivation to follow, would there?

Now, stop being a smart-aleck! That makes Jesus angry.

[Brother Temperance]

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My point was that it really doesn't matter what their reasons for dietary preferences are. I can tell someone all day that pork is ok to eat and if they have a reason in their own mind not to eat it, whther that reason is that they consider it unclean or some other reason, they won't eat it. Just like my husband could tell me all day that veal is ok to eat and I would still refuse to eat it, because I have my reasons for objecting to it.

Our pet bunny is quite clean, thank you very much.

So why is it that you're perfectly happy to respect the demented beliefs of your Mahommedan friends, but so intolerant towards our biblically based beliefs about rabbits?

Please - I grew up Baptist and left that faith. I didn't start reading th Bible because of the likes of you.

You seem to have started posting it a lot more of late, which can only be a good thing.

I've eaten rice dishes at seder dinners I've attended with Jewish friends. As I recall, the only prohibitions regarding food were no pork, no shellfish, no leavened bread, and no meat and dairy in the same dish.

Your Joo friends are obviously false Jews, who are hated not only by Jesus, but also by their own demented Rabbis.

The problem is that rice (and legumes) is a grain-type food. It has long been sold and packaged, and handled by those factories and middlemen that handle also the wheat and the other grains. It is not uncommon when purchasing a package of rice to find another grain of something else in the package, like wheat or spelt, etc. Now unless a person is extremely careful and he checks the rice or legumes exceedingly carefully, there is a good chance that a kernel of one of the five grains may be mixed with his rice or legume dish. Now when this dish is cooked or baked, coming in contact with water will cause it to become chametz. This will cause the person to eat a dish that contains chametz.
In addition, there is another reason. It is very difficult to mill the rice with out the inclusion of any of the five grains mentioned above since rice is generally milled in mill that are used also for flour. Evan when he has his rice flour and begins cooking and baking with it, another Jew may see him doing so. Since there is not a great difference between rice flour and the flour of the five types of grains that are used for matzo, the other Jew may think that it is permitted to use flour to bake and cook, just like the rest of the year.
Because of these two reasons, the Ashkenazi Rabbis have forbidden the eating of rice and legumes on Passover. This ban has been accepted by all Ashkenazi Jews. Therefore we do not eat any product that contains rice or legumes.
Interestingly enough, many of our S'fardi brethren have taken upon themselves not to each rice and legumes during Passover because they feel that it is too hard to check. The S'fardi Rabbis require them to check each kernel before cooking.

Did they check each kernel of rice before cooking? If not, then they're not Jews. If Jesus had been a Jew, He would have had to check each grain of rice before cooking. However, He would also clearly have seen how ridiculous such a ritual was, and have started an argument with Mary about it. No such argument is recorded, and so He cannot have been Jewish. Praise!

So if you have all this extra testosterone, does that mean you're hairier than Esau? Does your wife braid the hair on your back for you?

When did this become "Ask Temperance Personal Questions Hour"?

So much for the idea of a loving god, eh?So much for the idea of a loving god, eh?

Maybe sending you to Hell is His way of expressing love, in some deep, cosmic way us mortals can't begin to understand?

[SUV]

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I see Sister Justina has Resurrected this thread from last year - Glory!

By the way: This year, Easter falls Right after cat-licker "Holy Week" - which they spend fasting (or "fisting" I keep forgetting which) in order to supposedly show their love for Our Lord. So while they are going without, we'll all be over to Mother Glynndie's Christian Manse filling up on her Baptist-style Easter Pork-Food Creations! Praise, Glory, and a big a-MEN to that!!!!

[Evil bunny]

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So why is it that you're perfectly happy to respect the demented beliefs of your Mahommedan friends, but so intolerant towards our biblically based beliefs about rabbits?


Your Joo friends are obviously false Jews, who are hated not only by Jesus, but also by their own demented Rabbits.

I see Sister Justina has Resurrected this thread from last year - Glory!

By the way: This year, Easter falls Right after cat-licker "Holy Week" - which they spend fasting (or "fisting" I keep forgetting which) in order to supposedly show their love for Our Lord. So while they are going without, we'll all be over to Mother Glynndie's Christian Manse filling up on her Baptist-style Easter Pork-Food Creations! Praise, Glory, and a big a-MEN to that!!!!

I'm starting to get pretty cheesed off by you guys bad mouthing rabbits. The Easter bunny is the official (American) symbol of Easter, and you're not helping your case by all the terrible things you have said about him.

Also, what's up with all the Catholic bashing?? Not enough fags in Freehold to bash on? We serve the same lord as you, why do you have to hate so much?

[JennyD]

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I'm starting to get pretty cheesed off by you guys bad mouthing rabbits. The Easter bunny is the official (American) symbol of Easter, and you're not helping your case by all the terrible things you have said about him.

I happen to love bunnies.

In fact, I'm having bunny for Easter dinner. I'd offer you some, but I don't want to encourage cannibalism.

Also, what's up with all the Catholic bashing?? Not enough fags in Freehold to bash on? We serve the same lord as you, why do you have to hate so much?

Catholics hate Jesus and worship His mother, calling her "Queen of Heaven" and praying to her instead of to Him.

The "Lord" Catholicks serve is Satan.

There are no fags in Freehold, ever since the boy-buggering pedophile priests were evicted and the Catheteric Church burned to the ground! PRAISE!

[ForGodsSake]

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There are no fags in Freehold, ever since the boy-buggering pedophile priests were evicted and the Catheteric Church burned to the ground! PRAISE!

Nothing like a good burning down night is there.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Exactly what the date is I could not tell you, as it varies from one year to the next. This is why our Godly Church MEN are in charge of giving out this sort of information.

It depends on whether or not Jesus sees his shadow when he rolls away the stone.

[Wide-Open]

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Good Lordy, Don, you look ... different. Been working out?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Good Lordy, Don, you look ... different. Been working out?

Hola W-O. Yes I have been getting a little exercise lately, since the swine flu devastated my service workers at the Cantina I had to come up with a new way to support my ministry down here. So I arranged a merger between the Sinaloa Cartel and the L.A. Crips, hereafter to be known as the Shine-aloa Cartel and I've been digging my way to El Norte. Should reach Landover soon and you will be the first to know your Shit's from Shine-aloa. Wish me luck.

[SUV]

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!Mi Dios! It is mi Corazon -El Don Bozo del Guapo!