What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

[exMormon]

What a glorious Easter Sunday it is, everyone. I have been thinking about just how glorious it is and then I got to thinking that it's pretty much glorious every Easter Sunday. Why could that be? Is it because GOD is on our side and he is trying to make our day better? Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever seen an Easter Sunday where it was not bright and sunny out. How is this not proof positive that Jesus Christ is the Lord and the Holy Bible KJV 1611 is God's word? Only a fool would deny such rock-solid evidence for the existence of God.

What did you all do today celebrate Christ's resurrection?

I went to Church and then I came home to try an rid my home of this bunny infestation I have going on. Somehow there are a bunch of bunnies underneath my house and they are multiplying like, well, rabbits. I was thinking about snapping all of their necks and then skinning them for a nice fur coat, but then I remember that bunnies are Satan's tools to lure good Christians children away from Jesus, so I decided against it. I am thinking about burning my home down, although I have to figure out how to do it without my insurance company getting wind of it.

Is there another way to get rid of the bunnies?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

My dogs always find bunnies to be good sport, and it cuts down on the amount of dog food I have to buy.

[exMormon]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

Do you think I could borrow a few of them? They're such wretched creatures. See, they look cute on the outside, but in this case it's what's on the inside that counts. These are satan's pawns.

I need to rid my house of Satan's presence.

[BBPony]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

What a glorious Easter Sunday it is, everyone. I have been thinking about just how glorious it is and then I got to thinking that it's pretty much glorious every Easter Sunday. Why could that be? Is it because GOD is on our side and he is trying to make our day better? Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever seen an Easter Sunday where it was not bright and sunny out. How is this not proof positive that Jesus Christ is the Lord and the Holy Bible KJV 1611 is God's word? Only a fool would deny such rock-solid evidence for the existence of God.

What did you all do today celebrate Christ's resurrection?

I went to Church and then I came home to try an rid my home of this bunny infestation I have going on. Somehow there are a bunch of bunnies underneath my house and they are multiplying like, well, rabbits. I was thinking about snapping all of their necks and then skinning them for a nice fur coat, but then I remember that bunnies are Satan's tools to lure good Christians children away from Jesus, so I decided against it. I am thinking about burning my home down, although I have to figure out how to do it without my insurance company getting wind of it.

Is there another way to get rid of the bunnies?

Happy Resurrection Day to you too! I spent three hours at Church this morning.

My dogs always find bunnies to be good sport, and it cuts down on the amount of dog food I have to buy.

This is true. Bunnies are so good for the dog, not only does it give him a heart pounding workout to catch the agile creature, but he reaps a delicious reward when he catches it. If you are bent on doing it yourself, turn them into a stew and serve it with your dinner tonight. The bunnies are a blessing to you sent by God for your meal tonight, do not turn your back to his blessings.

Good day brothers and sisters!

[exMormon]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

Happy Resurrection Day to you too! I spent three hours at Church this morning.

Good for you, moron. What's your point? I spent 6 hours in Church.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

Good for you, mormon. What's your point? I spent 6 hours in Church.

6 hours? Are you back with the Mormons?

[exMormon]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

No, no. This moron came in here thinking he'd impress us by telling us how long he went to Church for today. Didn't work.

[BBPony]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

I apologize, they just had asked what we did, and since it took up my morning, I just figured I would say so. I apologize if by inserting the time frame is considered showboating or being proud. In hindsight, I probably should have just left out the church bit since I am sure that is where we all were this morning.

[BBPony]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

Oh, and I am Southern Baptist, not Mormon, those people are not of God since they allow polygamy inside their belief system. Marriage is between a man and a woman, not women.

[Mary Sue Garfield]

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My next door neighbor's son was baptized on this special day! Glory!

[John Smith]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

i slept until 9:30 and ate a homemade baked apple tart for breakfast then walked for a local nonfat double chrome latte with shaved chocolate. then i hit the gym and did 10 laps and did a triple intensive yoga class followed by spin class and a steam. next i had a vegan blt and carrot fries for lunch and washed it down with a virgin perrier spritzer then it was off to the club for a late afternoon lunchdate that was abfab. we listened to a funky 2 man jazz fusion group from scoville and my fingers are sore from so many snaps up! then a a long walk back to my place holding hands with a kiss goodnight. now i am alone drinking a glass of local wine and reeling from my amazing sunday. it was a happy easter for me too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

i slept until 9:30 and ate a homemade baked apple tart for breakfast then walked for a local nonfat double chrome latte with shaved chocolate. then i hit the gym and did 10 laps and did a triple intensive yoga class followed by spin class and a steam. next i had a vegan blt and carrot fries for lunch and washed it down with a virgin perrier spritzer then it was off to the club for a late afternoon lunchdate that was abfab. we listened to a funky 2 man jazz fusion group from scoville and my fingers are sore from so many snaps up! then a a long walk back to my place holding hands with a kiss goodnight. now i am alone drinking a glass of local wine and reeling from my amazing sunday. it was a happy easter for me too.

Who cares?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

it was a happy easter for me too

Ours could have been even better if you could please just leave us alone. And what the heck is wrong with your SHIFT key?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

(demonic spells deleted)

I don't understand what you've said, but I'm sure it's demonic, so I will thank you to stop posting such things on this Godly discussion board.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What a Glorious Easter Sunday!!!!

Oh, and I am Southern Baptist, not Mormon, those people are not of God since they allow polygamy inside their belief system. Marriage is between a man and a woman, not women.

Dear friend:

Let me clarify that for you. Today, we follow monogamy because secular law commands us to do so. However, Biblically, marriage is between a man and as many wives and concubines as he wants and can afford:

Exodus 21:7-11: And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. If he take him another [wife]; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

There is an exception for bishops and deacons. That may seem arbitrary, but who are we to question God's Law?

1 Tim. 3:2: A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

1 Tim. 3:12: Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well.