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  • Yea-tho-we-walk
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    The only correct way to eat Cadbury eggs would be to put several of them into a blender, then add about a dozen 'chick tracts', set blender on puree, blend for 5-6 minutes and proudly serve them to your young-uns. Baby Jesus will smile from his cloud with every bite! These special treats are so Godly that I make my kids remove their shoes before digging in!

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  • OliveOilMom
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    Even if you weren't opening yourself up to demons by eating them (and you probably would be) think of the effect that seeing a real CHRISTIAN eating something like that could have for someone who is new in their WALK with the LORD!!!

    We are not to place a stumbeling block in the path of our BROTHERS and SISTERS, and by eating that pagan candy that celebrates all sorts of unholy satanic and athiestic new age practices, you could very well cause someone who is young in the CHRISTIAN life to backslide!!

    Why not spend the money that you would buy that candy from the pits of hell with on something more worthwhile? Buy some BIBLES to give away! Buy some Chick Tracts to give away! You could be such a beacon in this world of darkness if you try. Don't help send people to the lake of fire, help them find the LIGHT of HEAVEN!

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  • Oceanwander
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    Easter candy makes children happy and reinforces in them the loving message that was Jesus Christ's gift to humanity.
    Candy not only rots their teeth, but has nothing to do with the Holiday. How do you fit eggs delivered by a bunny rabbit into Passover?
    I want my daughters to remember the real meaning of Easter, not just think its the day they get a basket filled with candy.



    I cry when I think of what kind of life the children of Landover Baptist Church must have led to make them believe the hateful things they say as adults. Can't you ever just let go and become as little children?
    They will have eternal Happiness when they are accepted into heaven upon death. Young age is not an excuse to not worship and praise Jesus!

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  • StarrKingGrad
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    Easter candy makes children happy and reinforces in them the loving message that was Jesus Christ's gift to humanity. I do not think that the way to salvation is through negativity, but rather, as Jesus said in Matthew 18:3:

    Verily I say unto you, Except ye... become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

    I cry when I think of what kind of life the children of Landover Baptist Church must have led to make them believe the hateful things they say as adults. Can't you ever just let go and become as little children?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    At Easter, I hand out Godly candy to the boys and girls in Sunday School.

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  • Bob4God
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    Like most candies, chocolate eggs were designed to look like either male testicles or the male buttocks.

    Only the perverts who make chocolate eggs have taken the sick innuendo a step further, and filled them with "creme."

    If you need any closer analogy to testicles, just take two creme-filled chocolate eggs and stick them in a sack, and then tell me that Cadbury isn't just begging for young children to join the homosexual lifestyle and orally service black men.

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  • handmaiden
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    Originally posted by PourSomeSugarOnMe:D View Post
    Cadbury creme eggs are not sinful. They're candy. No more, no less.
    They are not simply candy. They are idols. Idols do not have to be in shape of a human-figured false god or a golden calf. The eggs are a symbol celebrating pagan ideas.

    An egg in itself, served up for breakfast by a good, Christian woman, is not sinful. Chocolate, by itself, in a non-figurative form, is not sinful.

    A chocolate Easter Egg, wrapped in garishly-coloured foil like some painted harlot and supposedly given as a gift by some bewitched bunny is clearly a form of idolatry. Even the way it is presented, cradled carefully in pink or purple "grass" (Easter is also very Gay) packed into an elaboratedly woven basket--why it's like Satan's Cliff Notes version of Moses!

    Eating Easter candy is like nailing Jesus to the cross with your very own hands. Enjoy it while you can-- Jesus is coming back and then we will see who is brutally punished for refusing His Love!


    Offendedly Yours,

    Handmaiden

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  • Humongous
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    well, just remember, ya can't make an opossum giblet omelet without breakin a few cadburry creme eggs.

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  • Oceanwander
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    Creme eggs are a product of evil! Their only purpose is to try to deter our devotion to the lord by making us focus on the Easter Bunny rather then Jesus. It is no differant than Christmas being tainted with commercialism and santa clause.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by tEmerson View Post
    I think chocolate eggs isn't that bad. I don't eat them if you ask me, but Easter is a cheerful holiday when one is supposed to praise Jesus and enjoy. I might be wrong though
    Here we see why atheists absolutely shouldn't be allowed to make any legal decisions. Not once does it refer to God's word for inspiration. Its decision is totally based on thoughts in its head and its urges to sate its depraved appetites. Imagine if it was being asked if sneaking into your home at night and abusing your daughters was OK and shudder at the likely outcome...

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  • tEmerson
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    I think chocolate eggs isn't that bad. I don't eat them if you ask me, but Easter is a cheerful holiday when one is supposed to praise Jesus and enjoy. I might be wrong though

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  • Tea_Party_Minister
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    Any rabbit who lays an egg is satanic. The Lord's rabbits do not lay eggs.

    Originally posted by ShoesThief View Post
    That has nothing to do with cadbury eggs, At least I didn't see any in those verses.
    Of course, those verses have everything to do with indulging in sweets and worshiping the Evil Bunny's droppings!

    God blessed me with blue eyes to read the Truth of the Holy Bible (KJV). Obviously, I understand His words better than you. You must not question my white, blue-eyed, wisdom. Trust me. Those chocolate balls of evil will send you straight to Hell. Go ahead and eat them. Satan hopes you eat ten. Enjoy Hell, sinner!

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  • ShoesThief
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    Originally posted by Tea_Party_Minister View Post
    Such creme filled chocolate eggs are surely sinful. If you had EVER read the Holy Bible (KJV) you know it to be true.
    (Exodus 20:4) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth

    (Ecclesiastes 2:1) I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.

    (Proverbs 23:21) for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.

    (Philippians 3:19) Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things.

    That has nothing to do with cadbury eggs, At least I didn't see any in those verses

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  • Tea_Party_Minister
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    Such creme filled chocolate eggs are surely sinful. If you had EVER read the Holy Bible (KJV) you know it to be true.
    (Exodus 20:4) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth

    (Ecclesiastes 2:1) I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.

    (Proverbs 23:21) for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.

    (Philippians 3:19) Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things.

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  • PourSomeSugarOnMe:D
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    Cadbury creme eggs are not sinful. They're candy. No more, no less.

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