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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #31
    Re: Explain of easter please

    I think I'm choking myself (not like that). You're some hunk-a Easter bunny, Hitoshi!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #32
      Re: Explain of easter please



      Well, if that isn't the most Homer! thing I've ever seen in my Life™


      Looks like you're going to 'lay an egg' with the Ladies with this one, Hitonme!

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      • Evil bunny
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        • Mar 2008
        • 22

        #33
        Re: Explain of easter please

        The Evil bunny knows how to count jelly beans, so this will save you the unwelcome fate of having to 'date' a false-bunny.

        There are 1,822 beans in that jar. Anyone that want's the date, just pick that number.
        Nobunny loves me right now.

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        • Hitoshi
          Professor of Engrish
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 446

          #34
          Re: Explain of easter please

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I think I'm choking myself (not like that). You're some hunk-a Easter bunny, Hitoshi!
          you are make me blush!!!

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #35
            Re: Explain of easter please

            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
            how many jelly bean are in jar?
            One?

            whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)
            Darned, I never win anything.


            Ezekiel 4:9
            Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #36
              Re: Explain of easter please

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Is that anything like that Febreeze stuff, and there's even a Male Model by that Name that sort of looks like HIM?!


              No dear - Febreeze is a fabric deodorizer, not a goddess. And Fabio is a male model, definitely not a goddess. Personally, I don't find him attractive in the least, although he does have pretty hair.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Hitoshi
                Professor of Engrish
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 446

                #37
                Re: Explain of easter please

                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                No dear - Febreeze is a fabric deodorizer, not a goddess. And Fabio is a male model, definitely not a goddess. Personally, I don't find him attractive in the least, although he does have pretty hair.
                hey baby you forget guess how many jelly bean in jar.

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #38
                  Re: Explain of easter please

                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  hey baby you forget guess how many jelly bean in jar.


                  I didn't forget - you're a very nice boy, Hitoshi, but I'm a happily married woman, so I'm not interested in a date with you or anyone else.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #39
                    Re: Explain of easter please

                    Originally posted by Dances with Jill View Post
                    I'm not interested in a date with you or anyone else.
                    I presumed that much. I wouldn't want to date your husband, either, but I'm surprised that even you don't want to go out with him.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2026
                      • 15118

                      #40
                      Re: Explain of easter please

                      HUH??

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post

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                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #41
                        Re: Explain of easter please

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        I presumed that much. I wouldn't want to date your husband, either, but I'm surprised that even you don't want to go out with him.

                        How freaking thick are you?
                        We go out together and we enjoy each other's company - but "dating" is for single people.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Explain of easter please

                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          How freaking thick are you?
                          I won't tell your husband you wrote that. Not that he'd care.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #43
                            Re: Explain of easter please

                            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                            how many jelly bean are in jar?


                            whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)
                            I'm going to guess zero! Yes, you are an absolute . . . I mean, there are absolutely ZERO jelly beans in that jar!

                            Originally posted by Evil bunny View Post
                            The Evil bunny knows how to count jelly beans, so this will save you the unwelcome fate of having to 'date' a false-bunny.

                            There are 1,822 beans in that jar. Anyone that want's the date, just pick that number.
                            Oh, darnit. 1,822 is significantly more than zero.
                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            I won't tell your husband you wrote that. Not that he'd care.
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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #44
                              Re: Explain of easter please

                              Jenny,

                              Do not despair. I believe the person who comes closest to the actual number without going over wins the date.

                              I guessed 100,000,000.

                              R
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • Evil bunny
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                                • Mar 2008
                                • 22

                                #45
                                Re: Explain of easter please

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Is that anything like that Febreeze stuff, and there's even a Male Model by that Name that sort of looks like HIM?!

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                HUH??


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                                was it your fantasy? My mr. tamborine, man?

                                oneandthesame
                                Nobunny loves me right now.

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